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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑

@notzenyet.bsky.social
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Pharmacist by day, horror and Disney fan by night, cheer mom always. Only thing I don’t tolerate is intolerance. Oh, and Sims 3 >> Sims 4.

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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The forbidden egg 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can think of a few ways I would rather spend my tax dollars than to help out the film industry - can you?
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The US sells kinder, but not kinder surprise if I recall- I first learned this via Cruise Facebook groups where parents were discussing smuggling techniques for bringing the OG eggs back to the states 😂 There’s a difference in how the prize is packaged in the egg I think
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In hindsight, I’m really glad my kids knew from their early teens-on that 18 was just a number for our family - you can always come home. Because America is winning so hard that my 22 came back, my 19 never left, and my bonus 19 has now moved back in. Low jobs + $$$ everything = winning?
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Child's Shocking Reaction to Price
Alt: A small child in a giraffe costume looks down at a sandal and then appears shocked. The caption reads “when you see the price”
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I applaud anyone who finds sobriety- I truly do. I also feel for their partners and close friends. We go from constantly watching out for them and their actions, to tippy toeing around them once they are experiencing life for the first time, sometimes in decades, without a crutch. I’m exhausted.
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wondering just how quickly this sold out 😂 @drinkliquiddeath.bsky.social
A link to purchase a liquid death x garage beer “data center coolant collector” aka pee jar per the ad. Product description reads mailing your pre to AI data centers has never been easier with these limited edition reusable jars. Just fill these and send to the data center of your choice.
Price lists at $18, but is sold out.
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One day a week, my family knows I have 3 hours of tv time to myself. How does that go, you ask? Tonight I went out to watch on my deck. There are currently two other people in my earshot watching TikTok’s on their phones. They could use headphones. They could go inside. I wonder why I seem upset…
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Nora Reid: You Seem Pretty Angry
Alt: Nora Reid: You Seem Pretty Angry
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
RAM - the new catalytic converter
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It was pretty bad yesterday too - kept expecting to see a different reason, but nope - just 4-way stop things 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And I was just about to say that there being only 3 in this graph to 11 cheerios feels like an underrepresentation of the truth in cereal superiority
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hate on lettuce, or even chipotle, if you must, but in this house nos encanta Taco Bell
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wanna know why I’m tired? Provider calls: what do you have for liquid decadron? Me: *gives strength* P: That’s not orapred, right? Me: Nope, dexamethasone P: Great! I’ll send an rx right over! P: *sends in rx for Orapred*
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Now let’s talk about Elon and 2024…
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Now, now - this time he has a giant phlegm ball adding to the conversation 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This must be that wit and humor the dems in power are going on about, yes? *we are laughing.gif*
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tick-tock motherfuckers. Primary season rolls back around again for you all.
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AzAnsel @azansel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I do wish they would say what specifically they disagreed about. Is it like taxes, or is it maybe someone's right to exist and have control over their own body?
The meme of a goose chasing a man in a goose down jacket. The goose is asking the man "what did  you disagree about." In the first panel. In the second panel is chancing the man and has added the words "mother fucker" to the question.
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is one time I’m glad to live in a red state - I don’t have to be let down by my representatives trying to whitewash this man’s life - I already expected them to.
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be fair, there are more than three infinity stones, so maybe we should set our sights higher than comes in threes 🤷‍♀️
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In non-death related news, my doxie is displeased that the windows are double-covered to block the sun heat as much as possible, and that he has to settle for a snuggle under blankies to keep warm in July. He is composing his Dearest Sarah letter as we speak.
The head of my tricolor dachshund poking out between layers of blankets while leaned up against my legs
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is why- they need time to get a different name on the SC ballots
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I choose to believe that live was intentional, if only because I would do the same, intentional or not 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To misquote Thumper from Bambi - If you shouldn’t say anything nice, don’t say nuttin’ at all
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To misquote Thumper from Bambi - If you shouldn’t say anything nice, don’t say nuttin’ at all
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It feels a little serendipitous that this death is how Bluesky lets me know you are back among the skeeting 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s times like these that having insomnia actually brings a smile to my face
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Ariana Grande - Thank U, Next
Alt: Ariana Grande - Thank U, Next
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So, not the senatorial obituary most of us expected to come next…
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I will never take offense to someone wanting to finish a chore without me 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In all the ways I imagine the word rhythm being misspelled, today’s was unexpected- thythm. Heart thythm.
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And I thought coming in was bad…none of us have moved for an hour 😂 #NASCAR #Chicagoland #Kentucky2.0
A makeshift grass parking lot with hundred of cars at a standstill
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Two hours from green flag at Chicagoland - over/under that we make it in for the start? At least hopefully people don’t get stuck today 😬 #NASCAR #ChicagolandSpeedway #Kentucky2.0
View of the traffic in front of my vehicle waiting to get into parking for the raceView of the traffic behind my vehicle waiting to get into parking
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Today’s internet winner 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
C’mon now ESPN copywriters #NASCAR #phrasing
ESPN notification that reads “Denny Hamlin edges Kyle Larson to secure pole…”Cartoon character Archer saying “um, phrasing?”
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This wins the internets today 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
No, he tried to convince folks that the weather was too bad for him to travel within his own state while that same weather allowed for Cheeto to make it from out of state so they can set off fireworks together in a drought- riddled national forest ✨
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The governor of South Dakota, ladies and germs. Gnome was not a one-off.
Screenshot of SD governor Larry Rhoden’s Facebook page where in one post he talks about the severe storm damage to the SD community of Huron, but says “Unfortunately, the continued weather system today won’t allow for my planned arrival in Huron.”
Within the same hour, the next post above he says “tonight I’m honored to share the stage with president Donald J Trump as we ring in America’s 250th”
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A lovely KitchenAid mixer, which is infinitely more useful as well. And since it was a wedding present, better include my marriage 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My marriage is older than ICE, which means my kitchenaid mixer is too 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This belongs to the “nope” genus
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The new catalytic converter
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Might be one of the most embarrassing ratios yet on this app. Impressive!
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My dog is obviously a woman
A black lab is staring intently at a string cheese stick
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trying to decide what this looks like a map of, with those lovely greens and jagged peeling blues
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Was pleasantly shocked - renewed my passport online, did not expedite it, and had it arrive in less than 2 weeks. Hubby’s, however, has not yet. Wonder if that means they are trying to get rid of me…😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So much “winning”
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We’ve had a good chat today over a video call - think this was the wake up call she needed to learn we aren’t just mean or old fuddys who don’t understand
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just when I think 19 has started to turn the corner on her life, she dives off another cliff. Found out she was arrested last night via the internets - no contact from her as of yet. No one warns you enough that parenting gets way harder than 3 am diaper changes
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I never thought I would enjoy someone else’s birthday weekend this much
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I think I can hear NYC from my house
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ok, now you can
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