NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I can think of a few ways I would rather spend my tax dollars than to help out the film industry - can you? 000
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The US sells kinder, but not kinder surprise if I recall- I first learned this via Cruise Facebook groups where parents were discussing smuggling techniques for bringing the OG eggs back to the states 😂 There’s a difference in how the prize is packaged in the egg I think 110
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026In hindsight, I’m really glad my kids knew from their early teens-on that 18 was just a number for our family - you can always come home. Because America is winning so hard that my 22 came back, my 19 never left, and my bonus 19 has now moved back in. Low jobs + $$$ everything = winning?static.klipy.comChild's Shocking Reaction to PriceAlt: A small child in a giraffe costume looks down at a sandal and then appears shocked. The caption reads “when you see the price” 020
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I applaud anyone who finds sobriety- I truly do. I also feel for their partners and close friends. We go from constantly watching out for them and their actions, to tippy toeing around them once they are experiencing life for the first time, sometimes in decades, without a crutch. I’m exhausted. 030
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Wondering just how quickly this sold out 😂 @drinkliquiddeath.bsky.social 010
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026One day a week, my family knows I have 3 hours of tv time to myself. How does that go, you ask? Tonight I went out to watch on my deck. There are currently two other people in my earshot watching TikTok’s on their phones. They could use headphones. They could go inside. I wonder why I seem upset…static.klipy.comNora Reid: You Seem Pretty AngryAlt: Nora Reid: You Seem Pretty Angry 030
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It was pretty bad yesterday too - kept expecting to see a different reason, but nope - just 4-way stop things 😂 020
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026And I was just about to say that there being only 3 in this graph to 11 cheerios feels like an underrepresentation of the truth in cereal superiority 020
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Hate on lettuce, or even chipotle, if you must, but in this house nos encanta Taco Bell 040
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Wanna know why I’m tired? Provider calls: what do you have for liquid decadron? Me: *gives strength* P: That’s not orapred, right? Me: Nope, dexamethasone P: Great! I’ll send an rx right over! P: *sends in rx for Orapred* 140
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Now, now - this time he has a giant phlegm ball adding to the conversation 😂 020
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This must be that wit and humor the dems in power are going on about, yes? *we are laughing.gif* 020
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Tick-tock motherfuckers. Primary season rolls back around again for you all. 010
Reposted by NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑AzAnsel @azansel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I do wish they would say what specifically they disagreed about. Is it like taxes, or is it maybe someone's right to exist and have control over their own body? 01449
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This is one time I’m glad to live in a red state - I don’t have to be let down by my representatives trying to whitewash this man’s life - I already expected them to. 010
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To be fair, there are more than three infinity stones, so maybe we should set our sights higher than comes in threes 🤷♀️ 010
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026In non-death related news, my doxie is displeased that the windows are double-covered to block the sun heat as much as possible, and that he has to settle for a snuggle under blankies to keep warm in July. He is composing his Dearest Sarah letter as we speak. 050
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This is why- they need time to get a different name on the SC ballots 000
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I choose to believe that live was intentional, if only because I would do the same, intentional or not 😂 010
Reposted by NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To misquote Thumper from Bambi - If you shouldn’t say anything nice, don’t say nuttin’ at all 011
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026To misquote Thumper from Bambi - If you shouldn’t say anything nice, don’t say nuttin’ at all 011
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It feels a little serendipitous that this death is how Bluesky lets me know you are back among the skeeting 😂 100
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s times like these that having insomnia actually brings a smile to my facestatic.klipy.comAriana Grande - Thank U, NextAlt: Ariana Grande - Thank U, Next 010
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026So, not the senatorial obituary most of us expected to come next… 020
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I will never take offense to someone wanting to finish a chore without me 😂 010
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 10/07/2026In all the ways I imagine the word rhythm being misspelled, today’s was unexpected- thythm. Heart thythm. 120
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026And I thought coming in was bad…none of us have moved for an hour 😂 #NASCAR #Chicagoland #Kentucky2.0 030
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Two hours from green flag at Chicagoland - over/under that we make it in for the start? At least hopefully people don’t get stuck today 😬 #NASCAR #ChicagolandSpeedway #Kentucky2.0 000
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026No, he tried to convince folks that the weather was too bad for him to travel within his own state while that same weather allowed for Cheeto to make it from out of state so they can set off fireworks together in a drought- riddled national forest ✨ 100
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The governor of South Dakota, ladies and germs. Gnome was not a one-off. 010
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026A lovely KitchenAid mixer, which is infinitely more useful as well. And since it was a wedding present, better include my marriage 😂 030
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026My marriage is older than ICE, which means my kitchenaid mixer is too 😂 130
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Might be one of the most embarrassing ratios yet on this app. Impressive! 000
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Trying to decide what this looks like a map of, with those lovely greens and jagged peeling blues 120
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Was pleasantly shocked - renewed my passport online, did not expedite it, and had it arrive in less than 2 weeks. Hubby’s, however, has not yet. Wonder if that means they are trying to get rid of me…😂 020
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 15/06/2026We’ve had a good chat today over a video call - think this was the wake up call she needed to learn we aren’t just mean or old fuddys who don’t understand 110
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Just when I think 19 has started to turn the corner on her life, she dives off another cliff. Found out she was arrested last night via the internets - no contact from her as of yet. No one warns you enough that parenting gets way harder than 3 am diaper changes 230
NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I never thought I would enjoy someone else’s birthday weekend this much 080