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Not The Swiss

@nottheswiss.bsky.social
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Follower of the esoteric. Not a fan of pigeon holes. The clues are there if you want to work out the real me.

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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I can only guarantee that I have watched one of those films made after my birth year. I have watched all those made before.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I remember "it'll be on again" which came before both VHS or Betamax.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Still haven't found a translation.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Identify which one should be HHS Secretary.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I keep seeing adverts for incontinence resources but I am sure it's just shit posting.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I take no leave of you, Miss Bennet: I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve no such attention. I am most seriously displeased.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
It's interesting I see a bunch of threads on here talking about Pancake Tuesday but nobody seems to have clicked that it was also the beginning of Ramadan yesterday. Both fastenzeit running in parallel until Eid in March. Also a reminder that your 40 days of lent does not include Sundays.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Pedantic me says shepherds pie is made with lamb and not beef. That would be cottage pie.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Does anyone have a link to a set of English instructions for Kosmos Herr der Ringe?
Kosmos Der Herr der Ringe game box lid. Gandalf stood before a large tree.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
There must be a Native American word for this already.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
My wife's iPhone 13 just decided to stop interacting with the SIM card. I have no idea why. Cleaned the card with isopropyl alcohol it worked again for 10 minutes and gave up. So I installed an eSIM with the same number and pulled the real faulty SIM and the world is again happy.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I'll end up napping for an hour, get disturbed and then not be able to fall asleep
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
If you piss them off do they just become Copalians
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Does nobody remember that film A Day Without a Mexican?
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Rubbernecking the previous accident. Seems a little too coincidental directly opposite the previous incident.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
onomatopoeia Another word for incontinence.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
It's all just a matter of perspective. Positive: She would light up a room when she walked in. Negative: She was an arsonist.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Thanks?
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Strike the bell second mate let us go below.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Birds are another huge pet issue. People have no idea what they are getting themselves into. We have a pair of rescue conures that were left abandoned in a house with about 20 others when the owners were evicted. They may live longer than us.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
So pleased we are not bothered by the fireworks.
Dalmatian chilling on the couch
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Is it just me, or does everyone else at the mention of the German Defence Minister Boris Pistorius have the need to add happy and glorious?
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
When does the plumbing leak? 1am Sunday morning on a holiday weekend. Hot water expansion tank decided to give up. Also found out the ball valve on the hot water feed doesn't cut off the cold water feed to the tank. So i have fitted a new expansion tank. But the ball valve can stay for now.
4 gallon hot water expansion tank with corrosion line running down its face.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Scenario: You have kids with Apple phones and you have turned on request to buy so they need approval to install apps but you are not getting the requests. Make sure the child's phone and the parent phone don't just have the default name iphone. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Saturday evening and there is fresh bread. A while since I did a hefezopf.
Fresh baked haferzopf from the oven
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.
rollingstone.com
Trump Decried Millions Spent 'Making Mice Transgender.' It Was Cancer and Asthma Research
President Trump falsely claimed that Biden spent $8 million on 'making mice transgender,' but the real research was for human health.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
@ahistoryinart.bsky.social Found this image the other day of Casals by Juan Fernandez. The only place I can find any reference to the artist is on auction sites which make me a little suspicious. So can you fill in the blanks?
Pablo Casals playing cello in a style I would have assumed was Tamara de Lempicka
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Uno. Here we are the last coffee mug. This is a classic example of a business F#&k up. After 9/11 Swissair was forced into bankruptcy. CrossAir emerged as the Phoenix from the SAirGroup and renamed Swiss. Swiss ordered from the same suppliers Swissair used just with the new Swiss logo. /1
A swissair first class coffee mug.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
What the headline forgets to point out is this: Russia doesn't get to choose. If it doesn't like European troops in Ukraine it can go fuck itself. It is time for Europe to step up and end this war. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Russia won't accept Nato troops in Ukraine, Lavrov says after talks with US
The meeting was the first time since Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine that Russian and American delegations are known to have met face-to-face.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I watched the first two episodes of A Touch of Frost last night. If you only watched the opening titles with its 1992 graphics you would think it should be called A Half a Kilo of Coke.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
All these people talking about IG timeliness on here and not meaning Inspector General are confusing me.
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Well, well, well...🙄
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Who is Leon? Told my wife she needs to return them for a set that is spelled correctly.
Chrome fireplace letters for hanging stockings arranged as LEON.
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Not The Swiss @nottheswiss.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Well for a first attempt I am happy with this. The seat and electronics provided by my son. The wooden part built built by me. We found a set of plans online and then ignored the most of it so it fit our equipment. Couple of minor tweaks left to make now we have used it.
Sim rig. Home made wooden base supporting seat, wheel, shifter and 3 monitors.
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