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Rachelvira 🦇

@nottheroyalairforce.cc
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I'm average baby giraffe size. I don't know why I'm like this. Ray Ray's Pet Spa and Wonder Emporium

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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 6h
Really aren't getting any bigger, but (although it's hard to tell here) the longer one seems to be slightly orange. Also, the cold snap killed my mustard greens. *sad trombone*
Two green pumpkins on the vine - one 8x7 inches, the other 9x8.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 7h
I keep ✌🏼losing✌🏼 the dog in the blanket. I accidentally toss it over him when I get up and then walk around looking for him.
A small fluffy white dog laying on a white ghost blanket on the couch. His dark eyes and nose blend in with the black ghost eyes.A close up of the dog on the ghost blanket looking at me with a slight head tilt. He is very photogenic.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 17/10/2026
Scored myself a quilted fox witch hat for $11 as a little treat.
A witch hat with four different colored sections with flowers as the base and a fox in grass amongst flowers for the pointy bit. An all season kind of witch hat really.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 17/10/2026
Listen. I don't even need to be ultra rich, but if I win the lottery, there will be signs. An 8 foot Sweetums costume sized sign.
Sweetums giant brown ogre from the Muppets. A bucket list costume for me.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 17/10/2026
Loosely related - I've been laughing at this video for like 8 years now.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 16/10/2026
I already feel bad about leaving my best friend alone next month. He's never not had someone stay with him. I think the rest of them will be fine, but I worry about him. I did realize I will have 12 whole days at home after the trip before I have to go back to the office at least.
A small, fluffy, white dog sits on my lap staring deeply and manne manipulatively into my eyes. He's my best friend.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 16/10/2026
I was trying for 31 mins every ride this week, but I was fighting for my life after 23 today; just totally zapped.
Elliptical Oct 16 @ 1:31 PM

30:02

Elliptical Oct 14 @ 3:07 PM

31:02

Elliptical Oct 12 @ 8:45 PM

31:02

Elliptical Oct 11 @ 4:12 PM

31:02
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 16/10/2026
This came out of nowhere just now. Okay, 1994.
Tidal screenshot of Look at Me Now from Bryan White's greatest hits
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 16/10/2026
Making a picture for the petsitter because I'm extra and realizing the only animal whose actual age I know is Reggie's. I wish they could all tell me their stories from before they got here. I also hope T isn't any older than 11, because 11 is plenty.
5 photo collage from top left clockwise: 
White Maltiyorkiehavapoo - Mr. T/11
Pale yellow lab mix with pink nose - Mercy/7
Gray tabby kitten - Reggie/6 mo
Classic tabby cat - Rosewood/3
Large gray fluffy cat w/a magnificent mane - Bearclaw/4
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 16/10/2026
Flipped them again this morning. Little sister has overtaken OG.
Two green pumpkins on the vine. The one on the right is about 9 inches long by 7.5 inches wide. She used to be the smaller of the two. The one on the right is about 8 inches long by 7 inches wide.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 16/10/2026
Reggie walked over to Rosewood, flopped down on him, and he immediately started cleaning her. These two. I've never had pets that were this close.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 15/10/2026
Me with Brown Horse
A white lady with short blonde hair face to face with a brown horse making a face because the horse was being pushy and she had no food, but he did not understand her explanation.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 15/10/2026
I had already wanted to go to Roadtrip to Raleigh, and then fall 2017 him, Jonny Fritz, and John Fulbright were announced as openers for 2018. Immediately bought tickets. He played this song at the rock show and I had to wait very impatiently for over a year before he released it on an album.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 14/10/2026
DBT in Louisville in February - Paristown Hall
DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS

2027 TOUR

2.10 ATHENS, GA

2.11 ATHENS, GA

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2.12 ATHENS, GA

2.13 ATHENS, GA X

2.17 KNOXVILLE, TN *

2.19 CLEVELAND, OH *

2.20 LOUISVILLE, KY

2.21 MORGANTOWN, WV

2.23 HARRISBURG, PA

2.24 CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA

2.26 ORLANDO, FL *

2.27 FT. LAUDERDALE, FL

3.01 PENSACOLA, FL *

3.02 CLEVELAND, MS *

3.04 HOUSTON, TX

3.05 NEW BRAUNFELS, TX

3.06 NEW BRAUNFELS, TX
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 14/10/2026
I bought this hammock bed for Reggie before she even moved in because she loved the hammock in her crate. She finally discovered it this week.
A 6 month old gray tabby kitten wearing a lavender recovery suit laying in a gray/wood hammock pet bed.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 14/10/2026
It's looking like this is pretty much the size they're going to be. The plant has been actively dying from the root for a while now. I pulled out the second plant and all the extra arms to focus on these guys.
Two green pumpkins on the vine that are each about 8 inches long but one is about 8 inches wide and the other 7.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 14/10/2026
He made it 20 whole minutes and he's back in the condo while Bonnie eats now.
A large possum laying on his side in a Rubbermaid cat shelter. He slept there for 12 hours, left for 20 minutes, now he's back. Big day.A small lady possum eating cat food out of a cereal bowl on a porch at night.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 14/10/2026
I know you've all been waiting with bated breath, but Bon has left the building. It really says something about me that this was the highlight of my day.
A large possum climbing onto a porch at night. He spent 12+ hours in a Rubbermaid cat shelter today. Nominated for Lead Actor in a drama.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 14/10/2026
All Bon, all the time. Hour #11.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 13/10/2026
Deeply unbothered by my nonsense
A possum face sticking out of the opening of a Rubbermaid cat shelter. He is clearly sleeping mostly on his back because his face is upside-down and tilted. He's on hour 8 in there.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 13/10/2026
He didn't hiss or even leave after I fucked with him.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 13/10/2026
He's still there almost 7 hours later. He wants to be my best friend, I can tell.
A possum head and ear visible through the opening of a Rubbermaid cat shelter at 3:33 pm. He's been in there since 8:50 am.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 13/10/2026
In other news, Bon showed up at 8:50 this morning and is sleeping it off in the condo. He's so big his head is almost always sticking out, but he's never come in the daytime before.
A large possum approaches a Rubbermaid cat shelter behind some shrubs with his front right hand up. It's morning time, not possum time.10:17 am and this big dude is laying in the Rubbermaid cat shelter, but he's so pig his possum snoot is hanging out the front.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 13/10/2026
Remy the Ratatouille the rat of all our dreams
A black and white photo of a chubby little rat staring straight into the camera with an 'o' shaped mouth. He's between a porch and a Rubbermaid cat shelter.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 13/10/2026
These two are still pretty inseparable, but it seems Bearclaw's Elavil makes him less bitchy about it.
A 6 month old gray tabby kitten wearing a lavender onesie curled against a classic tabby cat on a bed against some Squishmallows.Same situation but the kitten has fully extended her rear legs and has her head tucked into the cat's chest
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 12/10/2026
I made smaller ones so they wouldn't be as bad for you, but then I ate 2 and defeated the purpose.
11 heavily iced cinnamon rolls in an 8x8 Pyrex dish
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 12/10/2026
Shhh...not now...they're playing my jam
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 12/10/2026
May be stalling out. Even with the weekend rain they only got a wee tiny bit wider.
Two green pumpkins on the vine with a tape measure showing length and width measurements. Both are about 8 inches long and one is 7ish inches wide, the other 6.5 inches wide.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 12/10/2026
I got a new front porch friend for between Halloween and Christmas blow molds.
A 2.5 foot blow mold of a bull terrier dressed like a scarecrow.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 11/10/2026
The kitten is more alert and overnight she decided to challenge the idea that we cannot eat money.
A $20 Bill with two holes chewed through it and multiple other teeth marks because kitten
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 11/10/2026
I hate doing 30 minutes so much that I am usually staring at the Garmin to avoid doing any tiny bit of extra time, and I guess when I hold the button down at 30:00 it takes 3 seconds to log.
Elliptical
10/9/26 8:45 PM
30:03

Elliptical
10/7/26 10:34 PM
30:03

Elliptical
10/5/26 9:43 PM
30:03

Elliptical
10/4/26 4:36 PM
30:03
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 10/10/2026
Gonna be a dude for Halloween again
9 photo collage of a white lady dressed as: 
Jareth from Labyrinth
Lloyd Dobler from Say Anything
Dustin from Stranger Things S2
Nacho Libre 
Glen from Letterkenny
Allan from Barbie
Aaron from real life
The Swedish Chef
Tyler Childers from the Eatin' Big Time video
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 10/10/2026
I like to think John also liked cheese.
A pink 12 oz stainless steel mug with a decal of a mouse eating cheese that says "eat cheese and sin." There is vodka and diet ginger ale in the cup with a lemon slice. A mini can of Canada Dry Zero Sugar and a bottle of Smirnoff Red vodka sit behind the cup.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 10/10/2026
Apparently the pain meds on her neck make her purr a lot. It's listed as a side effect on the paperwork they gave me, and her motor has been running non-stop despite hating her onesie pajamas.
A 6 month old gray tabby kitten wearing a lavender recovery suit after her spay surgery yesterday. She's laying on an area rug near the base of a C table.Another photo of the kitten in her recovery suit with slightly better lighting. She simply does not understand why there is a thing on her.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 10/10/2026
I hope the rain this weekend makes them great pumpkins, Charlie Brown.
4 photo collage of two green pumpkins on the vine. 
The left two show a pumpkin that's 8 inches long, 6 inches wide. 
The right two show a pumpkin that's 8 inches long, 7 inches wide.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 10/10/2026
It would've been John Prine's 80th birthday today. Probably going to make a Handsome Johnny later and tip some out for my homie.
"There's actually a couple bars in Nashville that have Handsome Johnnys that'll be on your receipt. It's Smirnoff Vodka, red Smirnoff not blue. If you get too good vodka it kills the bubbles in your ginger ale. I use diet ginger ale because the other kind is too sweet after a while, you don't want to get diabetes from drinking it. And in the winter time I drop a lime in it, don't squeeze it just drop it in from about six inches above. And in the summer time a lemon."

Ingredients

1 to 2 oz. Vodka. John recommend Red Smirnoff (not Blue)
Ginger Ale - Enough to top off the glass.
John recommends diet ginger ale, not regular. You don't want it too sweet.
Lemon - In the Summertime
Lime - In the Wintertime

Instructions

Fill a cocktail glass with ice
Pour in Vodka
Pour in Diet Ginger Ale
Stir and drop the lemon or lime in from approximately 6" above. Do Instructions

Fill a cocktail glass with ice
Pour in Vodka
Pour in Diet Ginger Ale
Stir and drop the lemon or lime in from approximately 6" above. Do not squeeze it.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 09/10/2026
I bought this mix called blueberry cheesecake and next year I want the peaches and cream too.
Zinnias in a basket in shares of purple and whiteZinnias in shades of peach and white
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 09/10/2026
Oh lawd he treadin'
A black and white photo of an absolute hoss of a possum on a porch at night.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 08/10/2026
Little porkpie gained over 4 lbs since he went on wet food last year. I can feel the extra weight when I pick him up, but he's still cuter than he has any right to be.
A fluffy little white dog who might be part Muppet. He is sitting next to me on the couch with his front feet on my lap starting at me with frustration.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 08/10/2026
I got a couple of body wash samples with my conditioner, including a ylang ylang one, and I've been talking like Winston Schmidt all day.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 08/10/2026
I flipped them back over after this one to try to even out the sides.
4 photo collage of two green pumpkins on the vine. 
On the left, a skinnier pumpkin that it's about 7x4.5 inches. 
On the right, a girthier pumpkin that is about 8x6 inches.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 08/10/2026
And they have a family photo on top of their VCR where they're all looking slightly to the left as though something is going on over there
A gray tabby kitten, small fluffy white dog, and pale yellow lab are sitting together in a doorway. The little dog in the middle is looking at the camera and the kitten and lab on either side of him are both looking slightly to the left.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 08/10/2026
plaid ≠ flannel
The term "flannel shirt" is often mistakenly used to refer to any shirt with a plaid or tartan pattern.

However, 'flannel' refers simply to the fabric; not all flannel shirts are plaid and not all plaid shirts are flannel.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 07/10/2026
I can do stuff.
An 8x8 lasagna on a baking sheet. It is beautiful. You have to fresh grate your cheese - mozzarella and Parmesan.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 07/10/2026
I'm making a small lasagna tonight for a Meal Train and I could've frozen the extra meat, but I made some meatballs and in turn a meatball sub. For morale.
8 homemade broiled meatballs on parchment paper on a baking sheet.A meatball sub with a bunch of melty mozzarella on a check of Italian bread.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 07/10/2026
Also, this guy was feeling the burn
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 07/10/2026
I never go in the Meta Zoo, but they're going to have a possum.
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 07/10/2026
One of those two is Frankie
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 07/10/2026
Kittens
A tiger cub laying against the glass at the zoo.A tiger cub standing on her hind legs with her front paws extended to the side about to thwap her momma because she wants to play
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Rachelvira 🦇 @nottheroyalairforce.cc · 07/10/2026
Mine has information about pet care, owns cats, owns dogs, baking, gardening, but these are my favorites.
Departments

Costume Accessories

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Interests & Hobbies

Participates in costume events regularly

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Interests & Hobbies

Likely participates in Renaissance faires or LARP events

>Departments

Halloween Decorations

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Product Preferences

Seasonal Halloween preparation

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Interests & Hobbies

Celebrates Halloween actively

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