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Kris, spelled “Kris”

@nottherealkris.bsky.social
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movie/TV poster concept artist and art director; occasional book cover designer and comic creator; comics here: www.blackkeypress.com

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 7h
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
More empirical evidence that attractive markets will always generate and sustain competition, and the capitalists are going to HATE it lol
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lanterns had me locked the fuck in after the first 3 eps, things started to feel like they were going sideways in 4, and then 5 completely detonates and the rest of the series is like “ha HA, we MEANT to do that!” BAFFLING
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have stayed away from all Lanterns Discourse and so I say this without knowing the general consensus at 6 eps in: This is a horribly conceived and written show! It should be put in a little glass jar and studied by generations of writers until they figure out how it went so wrong
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Joachim Heijndermans @jheijndermans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*sudden rain shower* Me: "Well, a little rain never killed anyone." *rain shower cocks gun and takes aim, lining the red dot up to my forehead." Me: "Oh, you motherfu–"
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Midnight Spiderman is Marvel’s answer to “what if Marvel made something more mean spirited and abysmal than RUINS?”
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Jesse Lonergan @jesselonergan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Garrison Kane for Day 7 of Pouchtober! List compiled by @whoisrico.bsky.social
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m not reading a ten part comic about Sluggo wearing the wrong hat, I refuse.
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The hidden millennial cultural divide is between people whose high school senior class chose Green Day for their graduation song and those who chose the Vitamin C song.
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“drums, drums in the deep”
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Neil Cohn @neilcohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Want to help science about how we understand comics? My graduate student is running an online study now in need of participants! It takes about 10 minutes and runs in a computer browser. Please participate and share! jatos.mindprobe.eu/publix/P4a3Q...
jatos.mindprobe.eu
OSWeb
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 04/10/2026
Four recent long-form sci-fi pieces on my Patreon: ↖️In a galaxy far, far away #1: The unproduced Millennium Falcon game ↗️The Art of The Expanse - Season 5 ↙️For All Mankind: All the spaceships through time ↘️All the spaceships in the Alien universe #1: Alien (1979) Links below🔽
X-Wing AllianceThe Expanse - Season 5For All MankindUSCSS Nostromo in Alien
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Come and get it London
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This would not work because: 1) The men who follow an ideology that I am genetically inferior and incapable of self-governance frequent establishments that rely on de facto segregation. 2) These men are often in severely altered states due to a reliance on ketamine and other illegal substances.
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What’s the ideological other side of antifascism?
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Saly "and more" @salylockheart.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Batman Day
Batgirl gliding towards a building.Digital artwork of Batman Beyond on a red backgroundSketch of Batwoman throwing a Batarang.Portraits of Batwoman and Batwing.
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My wife just leaned over and goes “my phone just sent me this memory” and it was a screenshot of cake I made while visiting my family in the Before Times
Screenshot of a very poorly decorated Baby Yoda cake posted on Instagram, the comments say:

“Kris nailed it with the Baby Yoda cake.”

“l want to eat it to make it go away forever”An image of a poorly decorated cake of Baby Yoda and the Mandolorian, Mando is covered with rainbow sprinkles”

Under the cake written in frosting it says The Fabulorian”The cake mold used to make the Mando/Baby Yoda cake, an original Star Wars Boba Fett portrait cake mold from the 80s
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Tristan Jones @tristansbones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taking up a few more commissions - take a gander and if you're happy doing so, a signal boost would be massively appreciated!
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emma burnett @slashnburnett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amirite tho
White text on yellow-orange ombré background that reads:
Don't let Al ruin your writing.
It's your writing.
Ruin it yourself.

Amirite
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After a dreadful summer in which I pretended the back yard simply did not exist, I decided to completely refurbish the ol’ fire pit the right way, meaning probably close to a cubic yard of new and old material moved around. Very fun!
A disheveled stone fire pit, overgrown with weeds, next to a heavy duty yard cart full of rocks, soil, and paver sand The same fire pit renovated to look not as bad! Including a ring of small stone chips around its base
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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 26/09/2026
Drew a cover for BATMAN & ROBIN: YEAR ONE - DYNAMIC DUOS issue 5. It was fun! ❤️🦇🐦‍⬛
Mike Maihack drawn variant cover for BATMAN & ROBIN: YEAR ONE - DYNAMIC DUOS issue 5 (by Chris Samnee and Mark Waid). The Boy Wonder is having the time of his life posing for all of us! Batman is a bit more serious about the situation. Maybe we just let them go about their day of saving lives and solving crimes.
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The most cooked comic publisher in the business www.cbr.com/x-men-incurs...
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X-Men's Days of Future Past and House of M Finally Cross Over In A Never-Before-Seen Epic Story
Two legendary X-Men stories for the price of one.
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It came to me in a dream
A tweet from @deathcheat6 with an image of Tom King’s autograph, a stylized “TK!” , with the text of the tweet reading:

“I met Tom King, Nice guy. I asked him about his time in Iraq and we talked a little bit. “My kids asked me ‘who won?’ and I have to say ‘I dunno’”. He was gambling on his phone in the autograph line.”An image of King’s autograph, which is turned slurpy clockwise, another image lightly appears superimposed on top of it, fitting it layout wise, the image is barely visible An image of King’s autograph, turned clockwise even more, the superimposed image on top of it is more clear now, it’s the diagram of Saddam Hussain’s spider hole hiding place, it matches in its layout almost exactly to King’s autograph, with the stylized initials “TK” matching to the text of the diagram and the exclamation mark “!” matching Saddam’s prone bodyThe image of King’s autograph is now turned 90 degrees clockwise to match the now right side up superimposed imposed diagram of Saddam’s spider hole, the evidence is incontrovertible 

The text of the diagram points to different elements/objects of the hiding place:

“Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble
Saddam Hussein
Air vent
Fan
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(NIGHT) SHADOW
The Shadow’s silhouette pointing a gun at the reader
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We are so back (to making alt posters for fun). Pulled as many of Bryan's exclamations that I could catch before the movie's title card drop 18 minutes in 🤬😱
A poster for the movie Resident Evil (2026) with the main character, Bryan, running for his life towards the viewer. Behind him is the movie's title, "RESIDENT EVIL", next to him are the words "From the director of WEAPONS and BARBARIAN", above all of this is quoted text that reads:

“No no no no no. Jesus Christ. Fuck me. Oh my god Ooh my
god. Shit. AHHHHAHH. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh fuck.
Shit. God dammit. Fuck. Oh man what the fuck? Ah Jesus. Shit.
What the fuck? [unintelligible cursing]. Fuck. Fuck.
Shit. AH FUCK. Fuck. Fucking SHIT. AHH. NO. FUCK OFF. Shit. AAAH YAH. FUCK. STOP. LEAVE ME ALONE. AH. AH. AH. FUCKING SAFEtY GODDAMMIT. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. What the fuck? YIIIEEee. AaHHHHH. FUCKING A. AAAAHHHhh. Shit. Fuck Come on. Fuck.
What the fuck is this? FUCK. Fuck it.”"
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The boys loving the sudden sleepy Fall weather
A little black dog sitting in a chair yawningA little brown dog laying in a dog bed with his tongue out
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Liam McGuire @liammcguire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was let go from BOOM! Studios this afternoon. If you are looking for someone well-connected in the comic industry (in both media and PR), with experience in graphic design, audio and video editing, and much more. Please reach out. Email: Liammcguirejournalism@gmail.com.
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
$4 Pick up
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been making pour over for YEARS, grinder/Chemx/V60/Hairo filters the WORKS, I never got the hang of it, and I’d previously had a surprisingly great Mr. Coffee for batch coffee and thought “hey this one LOOKS the same, might as well grab it.” Folks, I have met the idiot, and the idiot is me.
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love my new coffee maker, it makes coffee that reminds me of the coffee my grandma would make: burnt to hell and already smelling like cigarette smoke before it hits your lips
Pictured: an absolute dogshit coffee maker from Cuisinart
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The choice to AI out Xi and Trump’s wives but keep Natalie Harp, lol
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hello Sunshine is a horror mystery GN about a boy who comes back from bible camp to find out that his secret boyfriend, Alex, is missing after a very public mental breakdown. #comics Available now!! www.thenovl.com/titles/keezy...
the cover of hello sunshine with the ala award sticker on ita drawn photo of Alex facing Daisy eyes, a red monster with Daisy eyes, on the ceilingAlex and Noah kissingthe kids from hello sunshine looking uneasy with daisy eyes' hands in the back ground and an inset panel showing a cassette tape
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
She was Hayao Miyazaki's "right-hand" collaborator from the '70s onward. Her name was Michiyo Yasuda -- the best color designer in animation. Yasuda's eye for color gave Ghibli's work a totally different look. We explore her methods: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/the-artist...
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An edit do the dril “ISIS/gotta hand it to them” tweet that reads:

“issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group Spiderman comics, you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta have it from them”
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The dialogue is often overly-wordy, but an absolute banger of a limited series and I wish we saw more of this relationship between Havok and Wolverine play out in the mainline books
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We were certainly made aware that the school had not only opened up to the idea of AI, but had doubled down on implementation and partnerships with developers. Viewpoints that differ from school management are already generally verboten, so no implication how dissent would be met was required lol
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(For the sake of transparency, I worked for SCAD for just under 3 years and left due to a multitude of ethically/morally repugnant anti-intellectual/anti-creative positions and actions of the school’s management, including its capture by AI interests)
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Savannah College of Art and Design ($42k/year undergrad tuition) partnered with AI companies for a summit/report that states in its introduction that creatives are obligated to meet the “demands” of the “upstream motion” of AI [fart noise] www.scadask.com/ai-insights-...
Screenshot of SCAD AI report that reads:

Al Insights 2026
Powered by Al, design's value is moving from production to direction and/from execution to judgment. Al 2026 Insights maps where this upstream motion is already underway, and what it demands from creatives next.
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ripping though this despite an exceptionally unfortunate forward author and a very goofy little content warning preamble from the publisher
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Google is 1000% stealing your ideas through Search queries man lol
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I googled a new story concept I had to make sure it hadn’t been done recently, and instead of just giving me search results or even one of those bad Google AI summaries of like concepts, Google AI LITERALLY WROTE ITS OWN PITCH, STORY SUMMARY, AND SUGGESTED PROMPTS FOR ME TO USE TO FLESH IT OUT
static.klipy.com
Fuck Off
ALT: Fuck Off
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good talk team, I’m glad we cleared that up
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Aaron Rodgers at a rowing machine watching Shailene Woodley walk the red carpet in kitchen gloves, an angora sweater and a hoopskirt whispering "remember what they took from you" to himself over and over
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Jacob Edgar @jcbedgar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
First page from the story I’m drawing in DC’s Naughty List holiday special. Written by @alexsegura.com Order now!
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m a single issue voter and my single issue for 2028 is “No Trials, Only Gallows”
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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Akira Yoshida leaving Marvel just as he genetically perfects its Poochie Era
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
nicklutsko.bandcamp.com
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Nick Lutsko
Nick Lutsko is a songwriter, producer, and performer out of Chattanooga, TN. He routinely changes hats between performing high energy, theatrical shows with The $100K Band and creating songs and music...
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Phil Hester @philhester.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Swamp Thing sketch cover commission for the upcoming Galaxy Con Des Moines.
My drawing of a menacing Swamp Thing wading through a bayou.
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