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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 12h
60 minutes, marshalls, tracker, FBI what a stay-tuned lineup for CBS tonight. Need to put my brain in it's storage jar.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ed the Ped would like into the chat
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Entitled freeloader
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Thomas Long @rayosunlong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Je Suis Dirtbag 110% support for Jack Smith Actual footage of Senator Schmitt today...
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You Sir Are A Dirtbag - Golden Girls Scene
ALT: You Sir Are A Dirtbag - Golden Girls Scene
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He is a match made in heaven as VP candidate for JD Vance on the SS Minnow ticket....
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That cocky, misplaced look of smug success on Senator Eric Schmitt’s face—moments before everything came crashing down around him because he’s so carelessly incompetent.
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Shaun with a U @shaun-with-a-u.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
even former Mariners & current Angel Taylor Saucedo (who grew up a Mariners fan) stayed on the field to hear Rick Rizzs good bye speech absolute respect
former Mariner / current Angel Taylor Saucedo stays on the field to hear Rick Rizzs final goodbye
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guess we can pump the brakes on the Drake Maye contract extension. Glad we actually paid Gonzales.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"He's making a list, checking it twice...." All those countries on the naughty list, not going to be a fun Christmas for them. Wait....
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wild 🤔
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Forgot about that. The Trump curse lives on.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What I keep saying; if they ever polled me, I'd say the Dems suck as much as the Republicans. In some ways they're worse as the GOP sometimes stay on brand. Until Schumer and Jeffires are gone, I will always be suspect of Dems.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FFS Julio you have one job, maybe two. Catch. The. Ball.
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Kim A. Wagner @kimatiwagner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"That is a war crime. That is barbarism. And it is something the United States must never be associated with." I don't know, man - I think it might be a bit too late for that...
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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🇨🇦 NanaGale @nanagale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Lee 🖇️🇺🇸🦋🐾🇨🇦🇺🇦 @characterfirst.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just spit my drink 😆
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Step one - remove Schumer and Jeffries from their speaker roles. THIS. IS. NON. NEGOTIABLE.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm still entry-level on creating graphics, but thought I'd try this meme on for size and see if it is self-explanatory....
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@governor.ca.gov you're missing a huge opportunity to troll Trump by petitioning for California to join the EU
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look at the community notes on this one. 👇
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wondering which month is Palestinian Heritage Month
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It would be a shame if we keep spreading this virally... F the ban....
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maga are morons😄
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Brock Purdy and the 9ers offense is what we New England fans were promised Weds. We got the Rams.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@netflix.com and @nfl can go pound sand. Congrats for lowering your ratings by putting this on streaming you tits.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yuuuuup…
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nailed it
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd probably ask for cash up front.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I want DeVito starting next week - Tommy or Danny. Don't care. New England Patriots sucked this week and all this talk about signing Maye to a long term extension may be waaaaaay premature.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Romeo Doubs. You suck. Drake Maye. You suck. Mike Vrabel and Josh McDaniel. You suck. Will Campbell you suck. Terrible game that you should've won.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Romeo Doubs managing to find a way to be #1-3 on the @felgerandmazz.bsky.social 3-down list this week.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
99 degrees, an hour late (thank you American Airlines, gate is occupied, and my view is this. I’ve entered the sixth circle of hell.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
On an American Airlines flight in the exit row and watching a 70-somethng across from me struggle with the use of her seatbelt. At some point, when does the practical reality that a person may not be worthy of an exit row come into play?
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Golden Girls Sophia: Stop Elder Abuse
ALT: Golden Girls Sophia: Stop Elder Abuse
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Close-up photo of a red car's rear bumper featuring a black bumper sticker with white text reading:

"I'LL BELIEVE CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE WHEN TEXAS EXECUTES ONE"
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
💙🕯️🙏💔
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 06/09/2026
Happy birthday to Freddie Mercury. Never forget the mascot race version of him from the 2024 MLB London Series.
LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 09: Freddie Mercury runs in the Great British mascot race during the 2024 London Series game between the New York Mets and the Philadelphia Phillies at London Stadium on Sunday, June 9, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Daniel Shirey/MLB Photos via Getty Images)
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As much as we may be angered by Jared Golden and Marie Gluehorsecamp, all our anger must be at Schumer and Jeffries for the insane inability to control their conferences. McConnell does a better job even though he's dead. Both need to be voted out of their roles in the next congress
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'll be damned if I'm paying $2 for a self-serve donut at Albertsons. That's the last of that indulgence.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If the Grim Reaper would get the right 80 year old....
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You know you're inspiring hatred by using full names: Barack Hussein Obama Islamic Republic of Iran THE Ohio State University
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Hegseth Bessent
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If there is anyone that cares about Florida Tourism monitoring Bsky - I am NEVER stepping into your state again until this crap stops. Your hypoctritical love for Trump and ICE while being a state of refugees, birthright citizens (lookin' at you Marco) and Medicare fraudsters makes me puke.
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CascadiaCoug @cascadiacoug.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Enjoy
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Jeff Rudd 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 @jeffrudd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
REMEMBER: They all knew.
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notthedavidspade.bsky.social @notthedavidspade.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey all you democratic candidates canvassing me 24/7 on phone for donations. Sorry, no, until @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social are out of their leadership positions - or you've taken vocal stances committing to a no vote.... NOT. ONE. DOLLAR. I'd rather lose. They are DINO
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