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I need some place to read about football, whine about the Vikings, and post pictures of food. Eat the rich.

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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 9h
Garbage time is my only hope!
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 10h
Before the game, I just needed Shough/London to outscore Bijan by 9. In the second half, I just need them to outscore Bijan by 13. Cool cool cool cool cool
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Nathan Jahnke @ffnatejahnke.bsky.social · 15h
With Saquon Barkley injured and Tank Bigsby going to IR, Will Shipley will be a bigger priority for the Eagles, but we will likely see 2 of these 3 get moved up from the practice squad: Dameon Pierce, Jaydon Blue, Carson Steele.
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Anthony Reimer @areimer.bsky.social · 15h
Got a gross one for you guys: Who would you rather have ROS Jalen Hurts or Jacoby Brissett?
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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 15h
Commanders GM Adam Peters and the coaching staff should be semi-embarrassed about their roster, that they could sign Austin Ekeler (coming off an Achilles) a week ago and immediately put him on the field for 17 offensive snaps over guys who have been on the team since the spring.
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is Hockenson back?
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John Wick: Yeah, I'm Thinking I'm Back
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown checkdown
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Vikings offense is so hard to watch.
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Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Justin Herbert ran into a problem that he couldn't handle, and now he needs to restart

you can search for the error online MCDANIEL INITIALIZATION_FAILED
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More like Jordan Ah-dropped-it-again, amirite?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
referee's gotta calm down, Eric Wilson got pushed into him and he's trying to help you up
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 02/10/2026
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
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Cody Alexander @matchquarters.com · 02/10/2026
The Vikings have run the second-most Base personnel in the NFL through three weeks (56%). Minnesota uses Andrew Van Ginkel (43) and Eric Wilson (55) as hybrid defenders. Both can rush or cover depending on the call. ...
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women
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Cameron Templar @whiteheatff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some folks over on Reddit wanted to see Keaton Mitchell rush attempts to compare against Omarion Hampton. Mitchell looks more explosive, seeing 5 of his 7 rush attempts as runs to the outside. On 2 of his attempts he faced a 5-man defensive box. I liked his creativity. The blocking? Still bad.
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I had a pony! @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ted Lasso gdi
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Andie 🏳️‍⚧️ @mrspopsmgee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Packers are going to lose to a thermostat
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Will Ferrell in Blades of Glory: Provocative Quote
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Lou @brewpython27.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote up a little tidbit about every team this week, and accidentally stumbled into violence against Vikings fans. I'm sorry in advance www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfoo...
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From the fantasyfootball community on Reddit: 32 Week 3 Usage Notes
Explore this post and more from the fantasyfootball community
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You are HUGE on the inside
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Ted Nguyen @tednguyen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Week 3 review ▫️Klint Kubiak's impact on the Raiders ▫️Davis Webb finding his footing as a play caller ▫️There's potential for the Vikings offense... really ▫️Early MVP ranking is looking Purdy (Unlocked article) www.nytimes.com/athletic/763...
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NFL Week 3 film review: Klint Kubiak’s play-calling prowess fuels Raiders’ 3-0 start (Gift Article)
Also, Broncos' first-time play caller Davis Webb shows improvement, while the Vikings' offense looks awful. And a look at early MVP leaders.
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Cameron Templar @whiteheatff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🐬 Ollie Gordon Week 3 Film Breakdown🎞️ With Achane out for the season there's an opportunity for Gordon to lockdown the RB1 role. The 2023 Doak Walker Award winning RB took 17 carries for 41 yards and a TD, adding 3 catches for 14 yards. His physicality & quick decision making showed up on tape.
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Cameron Templar @whiteheatff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
✈️ Kenyon Sadiq had a monster week 3 against the Lions. Let's look at the tape🎞️ With TE Mason Taylor out, Sadiq played his highest % of snaps on the year at 58% on his way to 7 catches for 105 yds and a TD on 8 targets. Sadiq mostly saw zone coverage, & did a good job settling into open windows.
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CALL OUT BULLSHIT WHEN YOU SEE IT! Men, especially, should do this to — and for — each other. Accountability is everything.
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Cameron Templar @whiteheatff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🐬 Dolphins rookie WR Chris Bell week 3 film breakdown 🎞️ Chris Bell faced a ton of press coverage in the film I watched against Kansas City. I wouldn't say he displayed a high-level of route running, which was a concern we had about him coming out of Louisville. He did beat press off the line well.🧵
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've been reading about the Vikings via @kevinseifert.bsky.social for probably a decade, and he just doesn't miss. I appreciate the insight here and reminders of some of the immaturity here. Maybe (big maybe), it'd have been better for McCarthy if the Vikings kept Darnold another couple years
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JJ Zachariason @lateroundqb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Monday morning during the fantasy football season, I put together a thread featuring data from the week's games. This isn't about takes. It's just about providing information. Here's the Week 3 data dump.
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Sunday Aftermath. Breaking down the league-wide injury apocalypse, changing running back situations, J.J. McCarthy's trade and much more in my Week 3 recap
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Sunday Aftermath: Week 3 injury apocalypse, J.J. McCarthy's trade, and much more
Breaking down all of the NFL's biggest Week 3 storylines, including De'Von Achane's season-ending torn ACL.
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone check on @cincodemanger.bsky.social and @thedrawplay.com 😂
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Baker is going to be out a while, who do they bring in? Going with a rookie for an extended period of time feels like a bad idea, and Easton Stick isn't better. Does Flacco come win them a game or two? Maybe Jimmy G? He's still unsigned right?
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Eli Manning Says 'No More' - Leaving Work
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ted Lasso: How 'Bout That?
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean fuck it, why not try to jump the snap
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That call looks way worse on replay
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
stafford climbing up the fourth quarter comeback leaderboard in the funniest way possible
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't wanna backseat coach, but the Rams should probably make an effort to know where Hufanga is on every play.
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Davante doesn't seem to have lost a step, huh?
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would not recommend hurdling towards a group of players on a punt return. Seems like a bad idea.
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Started the year with Maye, Burrow, and Shough in my main dynasty league (1 QB), traded Burrow away thinking I'd probably just start Maye all season. Every now and then you get lucky 🤷‍♂️
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy fancy feet, Kyren!
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On @norsecodepodcast.bsky.social , Jon Ledyard said that Baker wakes up every day pissed that he's not a runningback and man does that make sense as I watch him play tonight
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tuten is #goodatfootball
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Went for a big swing and traded - Kyle Monangai - Ted Hurst - two 27 1sts (mid and late) - 28 1st - 27 2nd - 27 3rd for +Ceedee Lamb +Drake London +Quinshon Judkins Fuck them picks?
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As we're all getting hyped for Jeremiah Smith and the 2027 draft class, remember that these guys went 1.01 and 1.06 in 2024 Rookie drafts. MHJ was a generational prospect. Maybe the Rams have the right draft philosophy 🤷‍♂️
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey, now that it's officially Fall, don't forget that you're legally required to make chili this weekend. I don't make the rules. Also, corn chips and sour cream is the correct way to eat chili, not cornbread or *shudders* spaghetti
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Commie, esq. @commieesq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my kids saw this started screaming at me that it's "miller time" while pelting me with crayons
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This tool's insights are super valuable as coaches play the "day to day" and "week to week" game. Always appreciate these insights by @brewpython27.bsky.social !
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There was a brief time in March of 2025 that the fantasy community was glad to see Jameis sign with the Giants because of the what ifs with Nabers...
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Benn @notstarlord.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHAT A COOL FUN YEAR OF FOOTBALL WE'RE HAVING. SO. MUCH. FUN.
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