Reposted by @notsofastanymore.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 502549304
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula 030
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Book 29 of 2026: A Violent Mastepiece by @jordanharper.bsky.social. This book is beautifully written. I love the prose style, especially how each POV character is different enough that I could tell who it is, even without the chapter titles. Also, this book is bleak as hell for so many pages. 110
Reposted by @notsofastanymore.bsky.socialGod @thegodshow.com · 21/09/2026Like voter fraud, there is no sharia law in the USA nor is there any threat of it. The only people committing voter fraud and instituting religious laws are Republican. 834110941
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What if the plan is to drive prices up now, so the week before the mid-terms, prices can drop an insignificant amount. But they can say, “Look things are cheaper than last week, we did it!” 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Book 28 of 2026: The Dark Tower by @stephenking.bsky.social. I always find myself wanting to stop near the end of this one. I think partly, I just want to stay in that world for a while longer. Partly, I don’t love the section just before the end. But the ending itself is pretty much prefect. 110
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was asleep, having worked until about 3am. My roommate woke me up saying a plane just crashed in NYC. We didn’t have cable, so we were listening on the radio. When we found a OTA channel, we watched and saw a replay of the second plane. We were the most silent 5 20-something men can be. 100
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m a couple years behind, but I finally watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. IMO, the final 20 minutes makes up for the meh rest of the movie. The Delores storyline was also totally unnecessary. Other than that last bit, Catherine O’Hara carried the movie like Atlas (or a turtle) carries the world. 100
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Book 27 of 2026: Buffalo Soldie by @mauricebroaddus.bsky.social. I wish the book were at least 200 pages longer. I loved this novella. I’m intrigued by Desmond and want to know more about Lij and the Nations. I want more about all of it. The politics, the history, and the stories. 111
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Book 26 of 2026: Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir (I don’t think he’s on Bluesky). I almost put this book down in the first few chapters because I found the protagonist pretty annoying, and the characters to be thing and their conversations too jokey. DON’T TO IT! This books really takes off (ha). 100
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Book 25 of 2026: Artificial Truth by JM Lee. I don’t read a lot of translated books, and this one is an example of why. I enjoyed the premise, but the prose didn’t catch me. The idea of multiple unreliable narrators is interesting, but somehow, I didn’t catch it until the final pages. My fault. 100
Reposted by @notsofastanymore.bsky.socialChasbell 🏴🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Or the BBC. 263105432542
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’m a little behind, but I just watched the penultimate episode of Strange New Worlds season 3. It’s not bad. But I really want to go watch Enemy Mine, now. 000
Reposted by @notsofastanymore.bsky.socialSACosby @blacktopkid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Two things I learned from Anthony Bourdain about traveling that I have found to be true as I have been lucky enough to travel 1. Try the food you have never eaten 2. The idea of America is envied The reality of America is feared 541480181
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Book 23 of 2026: The Boys are Back in Town by @cgolden.bsky.social. I read this almost exactly 20 years ago, right before my 10th HS reunion. It was the perfect book for the time then, and just as good now, not long before my 30th reunion (not attending, if it’s even happening). 210
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Book 22 of 2026: Carry Me to My Grave by @cgolden.bsky.social. Oh man, the last 3 Golden books (not those) released have been absolutely fantastic, wild rides that start on the first page and just keep the gas down to the end. Kids with mommy issues, and a mommy with undead issues. Sibling rivalry 101
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If AI were suddenly banned, I wouldn’t spend so much of my work day trying to find problems that fit AI as a solution because we “need to keep up with market trends.” 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Relistening to The Dark Tower audiobooks before Other Worlds Than These releases. Reading some horror novels and a novel about a woman stalked by an AI that might be her dead husband, translated from Korean Working my way through the Jimmy Buffet discography in order. I contain multitudes. 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Book 20 of 2026: Devil’s Creek by @toddkeisling.com. I totally forgot this one before book 21, oops. This was such a fantastic horror story. This books lets you dwell in a small town with a terrible past. The fact that the setting isn’t too far across the border from me doesn’t hurt. 111
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 31/07/2026@scalzi.com trying to explain “the failure mode of clever is ‘asshole.’” to a 4 year old is difficult b/c: 1. It’s a little less effective when you not trying to teach her to swear. 2. She really thought what she said to her brother was funny. 3. She doesn’t understand that she was being mean. 1/2 100
Reposted by @notsofastanymore.bsky.socialjaredbeasley.bsky.social @jaredbeasley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"He's the best kind of fucking weirdo, and if we lived in a world entirely populated by people like him, we'd live fucking weird, great lives." - Peter Derk LINK: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DV4NBP4... 142
Reposted by @notsofastanymore.bsky.socialJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/07/2026Where are all these secret places GOPers go that are constantly making them show photo ID for everything, I apparently go to none of them ever, is this some sort of fetish thing, should we be worried about them 7570293
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Book 21 of 2026: Wolves of the Calla by @stephenking.bsky.social. The fifth book of the Dark Tower series is always different to me. It isn’t only because I’m listening to audio and this where the narrator switches to George Guidall. I think he does fine, I even kind of prefer his voice for Roland. 110
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I want to start looking at used book thrift stores for cheap copies of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and every time I see a little free libraries, add a copy. It’s of the formative books of my life. #HHGTTG 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 25/07/2026This is probably the most fun cocktail I’ve ever had. The food was also amazing at The Kennedy in Knoxville. #thekennedyknoxville 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Knoxville has a lot of bike lanes, maybe not on all the roads, but more than I expected. I wonder how long that will last. 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 22/07/20261 more reason to drop everything Meta related. You don’t even need an imagination for a bedtime story, just try to remember one from your own childhood. If you truly can’t come up with something, there are libraries. If you can’t go there, try imaginationlibrary.com. Dolly will send you books.imaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I started reading The Hobbit to my kids (7 & 4) last night. We made it about a page and a half. I think it will be a long journey. For us and Bilbo. 000
Reposted by @notsofastanymore.bsky.socialSean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma. 845222213629
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Every day I think to myself, “how fast can I finish this book so I can get <book I just heard about on Bluesky>?” 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Book 19 of 2026: King of Ashes by @blacktopkid.bsky.social. Not Musial genre, being a horror/scifi/fantasy reader most of the time, but then again, what I really love about my favorite writers is characterization. Cosby excels at that in this Southern Gothic novel. 110
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Book 18 of 2026: a reread of Wizard and Glass by @stephenking.bsky.social in audio. I probably should have saved this for 19, or maybe that should have been Wolves of the Calla, but neither is the truth. And that is the truth. I digress. 100
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy Birthday America! I will keep hope that one day everyone will feel safe and welcome. 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Ran the Knoxville Fireball Classic 5K last night. It was hot and humid, but fun to see the lightning in the distance. Did a 2.5 mile ruck with the dog this morning. I think I’ve done enough exercise for the holiday. 000
Reposted by @notsofastanymore.bsky.socialChilari @chilari.bsky.social · 02/07/2026There's no backwards compatibility anymore 5247181022
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Most of us saw this coming with the tariffs and component shortage, but it’s still hard to swallow paying hundreds of dollars more to companies with billions in profits each year. 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I’ve seen this before, and always forget the exact verbiage, but it always makes me smile. 020
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Book 17 of 2026: The Time Travelers Passport by various authors. I really enjoyed these short time travel stories. Some are funny, some are tragic, some are thought provoking. Thanks @scalzi.com for being part of it so I could find some new authors. I’m also glad we chose the crocs story. 000
Reposted by @notsofastanymore.bsky.socialStephen Graham Jones @stephengrahamjones.com · 17/06/2026It’s like a Demon Theory footnote: you just keep falling through awnings. 210112
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Book 16 of 2026: Nuclear War: a Scenario by Annie Jacobsen. This is one of the most depressing and scary books over ever read. Mostly because of how plausible it seems now. It’s scary to think the current president has that power to essentially end the world on a whim is terrifying. 100
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Book 15 of 2026: The Waste Lands. The Dark Tower series is really starting to move here. By the end the group is whole, but for how long? This books has some amazing scenes and some fun riddles. 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 29/05/2026My 7 year old just buried a dragonfly on the beach. He made it a little shell coffin and dug a hole, then solemnly covered it up. He’d found it earlier in the pool and tried to dry it out, so it could fly away. We looked up how long they live, and he decided this one had lived its 42 days. 100
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Have you ever thought about how much more relaxing fishing would be if you didn’t bait the hook. 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Book 14 of 2026: Outlaw by Jim Butcher. This novella in the Dresden Files universe scratches the itch for more snarky Wizard and adds some complexities to the world. I enjoyed it, but I prefer either the short stories or novels. I had also expected a little more of the fallout from Twelve Months. 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 14/05/2026This could be a game changer for me and so many others. I’m not yet 50, and my hearing in noisy rooms makes me wish I weren’t there. It makes me want to stay home if there are going to be more than a few other people talking at once. Even with hearing aids, I can’t keep up with a conversation. 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 14/05/2026A couple things I’m happy about this evening: 1. I was playing music for my kids after school. Me: “This is The Who.” May 4yo: “Why?” Me: “No, no, The Who.” I was the only one who laughed. 2. My son was really into Pinball Wizard. A song my dad played me when I wasn’t much older than him. 000
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I saw a joke that provoked a memory from creative writing class decades ago. “Why did the library only have a pair of books? It’s a 2 story building.” In this class someone said, only 2 stories can ever be written. “A stranger comes to town.” “Someone goes on a journey.” 100
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I finished 3 books last week, so it’s probably going to be a while before I finish another one. Those were 3 different formats, for different times. Audio-walks, driving. Ebook-sitting somewhere, like kids karate or lines at the store. Hardcover-at home, whenever there was some free time. 100
notsofastanymore.bsky.social @notsofastanymore.bsky.social · 08/05/2026So many books I want to read, but so little time. And my wife is interested in reading Warbreaker, and I thought it would be fun idea for us to read it together, since it’s been a while for me. I need less things other than reading to do each day!! 010