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@notoriouskap.bsky.social
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
My mother come to tell me how her ex-husband is trying to tack back. The way I bawl out because sir, be ever so for real. She laughed in his face. What a joke.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Ooh, haven't been here in a hot minute. Hope y'all been safe.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Some folks like to disturb your peace so they can feel peaceful.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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LitaBelle❤️♐️🇲🇦🇯🇲🍑 @themboysmama.blacksky.app · 24/01/2025
Need an overseas, tropical vacation with lots of sex.
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 21/01/2025
for those who believe nothing can get better: you don't have to get in the way of those who do
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Ellie from UP.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Olives Mushrooms Peppers Sausage Beef Ham
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Water & housing.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Closing the poverty gap.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Running 5Ks.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Up since 4:30 because thanks Mother Nature!
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Now, atp I'm asking if I even still care. Though if I gotta ask, maybe I do.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 13/01/2025
Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics
A six-panel comic. In panel 1, there's a pigeon standing awkwardly next to a pile of sticks with two eggs on it, and the panel is titled "Why pigeons make bad nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics." In panel 2, a pigeon sits on a pile of sticks: "Many people think that pigeons are bad at making nests. Here are three good reasons why pigeon nests look bad." In panel 3, there's "Reason 1: Some birds, like orioles, nest in tree branches, so they weave elaborate structures that can withstand the elements..." And there's a female Baltimore Oriole weaving an elaborate hanging nest in a silver maple tree. In panel 4, "...but rock pigeons evolved to nest in crevices in cliffs, safely tucked away." And there's a pigeon sitting on a nest in a hole in a cliff. In panel 5, "Reason 2: People domesticated pigeons ages ago. Pigeons didn't need fancy nests because they had human-built homes." A beautiful dovecote shelters a flock of pigeons. In panel 6, "Reason 3: Less time making nest = more time eating seed." A pigeon pecks a seed near its nest, and says "It's called math."
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Anisa Sanusi @studioanisa.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Today I used algebra to solve a graphic design problem Be careful out there kids, math will get you when you least expect it
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I just had a donut. I think I hate sugar now.
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richauntypurse @richauntypurse.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Imagine not wanting to shoulder the burden of other people's emotions, yet everyone else must understand & make space for yours.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Because they wanna be one.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I actually let my son watch these. Loved it as a child.
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Peter Feature '26 🏳️‍🌈 @petephilip.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Presenting my dowry 💁‍♂️
Shelves full of dvds
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
16: depressed, listening to Nirvana 43: depressed, listening to Nirvana
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Made the stupid mistake of thinking I was safe & ended up sorry. Moral of the story: focus on yourself.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Whew, chile!!!!!!
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
How long until December 17th, 2025? Need to make a year in this post so I can go on VL in comfort.
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
As we steady ourselves for another full revolution around the Sun, a reminder of my always life advice: - Don't be a dick - Where/when possible, wear comfortable shoes.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I'm the eldest daughter, of course I'm the man of the house. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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Yuskeet Urameshi @wokeandbaker.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Fun fact: butter pecan ice cream popularity within the black community is a direct result of guess what…racism
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 30/12/2024
i'm a bitch i'm a lover i will stab a motherfucker
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 29/12/2024
be the nail that gives a flat be the splinter be the gum in their hair be the ghost in the machine be the water in the gas tank fuck some shit up, just by existing is what I'm saying
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Rest in peace, Jimmy Carter. Everything I want to say seems inadequate so I will leave it at that.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Will Trent saying things.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas, y'all!!!
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Lee | The Girl with The Nails 💅🏾 @bookishlee.com · 24/12/2024
Aaaaahhh!!! Be jealous!!! Shoutout to @theori.bsky.social for the quick and professional service 😍
Crewneck Sweatshirt with Black Carolers singing ‘Muuusssttaaarrrdd!’
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Outside sepia toned. May your will be strong & your antihistamines stronger.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
1. Gin & Tonic 2. Paloma
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
To show my millennial age: ankle.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I'd be lying if I said yes.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Christmas
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KP Upadhyayula @kp11studios.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I told my wife she should start embracing her mistakes… She gave me a hug…
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My check engine light came on. I whispered, ‘Same,’ and kept driving. Now it’s a game to see who breaks down first
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Why is it that when my mother wants to colour her hair, it's me who ends up doing it? Woman, I'm tired!
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Somebody tell my mother to stop fret me, please.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
My brother's slippers reach. I not telling him a damn thing.
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Claire Underwood @ladisdot.blacksky.app · 19/12/2024
I actually love when men play the errands game after haircuts because I too can step outside and choose violence. May the odds be ever in your favor Mr. Nigga.
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@khcaliforniagirl @khcaliforniagirl.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Christmas is literally 5 days away.
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The Notorious K.A.P. @notoriouskap.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Skins Daria Supernatural
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