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Not Mrz Nikki

@notmznikki.bsky.social
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Restless spirit on an endless flight. Snake Charmer. From the “country,” married into the 🌾 COUNTRY 🌾

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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Plastic burn on the palm of my hand the night before a new session begins 🫠
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rain flushes tarantulas out of their homes. I came home to find 34 (THIRTY-FOUR) at the bottom of my pool.
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Chihuahua Uncomfortable
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Family photo day 🥲
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“30 minute recipes”
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Impossible: Here's My Answer
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I tried on a pair of Mica Denim - camo amulet wide leg pants - at a boutique. The texture of them, alone, sold me. I’m not usually one to spend $80-$100 on an item of clothing, but I was ready. They didn’t have my size. ☹️ SO, I found them online for $42 after coupon & now they’re otw here 😊
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need ideas for dessert that travels well…or can be made in a hotel
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
scheduled family pictures less than two weeks out, now with an incredibly specific look in mind for myself so anything else will be disappointing, but I can’t start shopping for the guys until my outfit is confirmed. prime is 2 day shipping minimum because
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bro I haaaaaaate the AI ring trial they imposed upon me!!!
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are consistently ~10 hummingbirds around the patio at all times and I’ve never felt joy like this
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The most popular stocking stuffer I have ever stuffed; 6 years ago - still getting comments & use ours constantly a.co/d/070z4B8W
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Amazon.com: HOFASON Party Favors for Men Adults, 30 Pcs Mini Screwdriver Keychain Set | Bulk Gifts for Men Adults, Bulk Stocking Stuffers, Prizes for Adults, Mini Tools Gifts for Men, Keychain Screwdr...
Amazon.com: HOFASON Party Favors for Men Adults, 30 Pcs Mini Screwdriver Keychain Set | Bulk Gifts for Men Adults, Bulk Stocking Stuffers, Prizes for Adults, Mini Tools Gifts for Men, Keychain Screwdr...
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Delete delete
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m hosting my immediate family for Christmas this year, instead of going to north tx 😅😥
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Never watched 60 minutes, but I suuuuure will tonight
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DID YALL KNOW GATORADE SPORT TOPS ARE BACK?!
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wearing over ear buds while running errands has literally changed my life
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do movers tend to put your furniture back together?
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My dad is currently driving to south texas, for good 🥹 he’ll stay with us until his closing Wednesday 🥰 I am truly so blessed for this opportunity
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not flu-a running its course through my immunodeficient kid’s class 🥲
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Labor Day Monday and nfl game Wednesday!? I have no fucking chance keeping my days right this week
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m getting lip filler for the first time and I’m SCARED 😥😰
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve just learned that I won a .9mm pistol in a raffle at the local church picnic
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Confused Befuddled Woman Smiling
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How in the world am I ever going to choose paint colors for my house 😩
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just had the best experience at a new Sherwin Williams & I’m almost certain it’s because the employee who helped me was a woman. She was so warm & welcoming. She didn’t make me feel less than when I asked questions. And, most importantly, she didn’t hit on me.
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My husband washed and dried all of our white bedding with a red crayon 🫥
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You can email micaslawsc@gmail.com & they will send you a template to use and send to legislation in South Carolina. They are trying to pass a Coercive Control Bill & hope to rename it Mica’s Law, if it passes. You can show your support from anywhere - this is such an important issue
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m having heart palpitations following the district attorney of Norfolk County, Massachusetts’ election as results come in, from South Texas.😵‍💫
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Greg Connor really thought it was in the bag 🥴🤡 Let’s gooooooo Adam Deitch!!!
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thinking about the time my psych determined I was misdiagnosed with bipolar disorder and my mom’s reaction was, “Wow. Could’ve fooled me.”
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Man's 'Hmm Ok' Reaction
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@damnzzelle.bsky.social we’re heading to the coast - I’m not driving & brought a stylus pen for the clouds ☺️
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This year’s Halloween costume lineup, Courtesy of Jase: My dad: corn Husband: popcorn bag Me: popcorn Jase: MICROWAVE 🥴😂 Maybe I won’t wait until 10/29 to start them?
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOT MY DOLLY😭
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My 4 year old said he had a bad day at school because he was sad - he missed me 😭😭😭 “I still played with my fwiends, but I wanted you to play with us too”
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Britney Spears Crying
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
IS BEING SO MESSY A MORTAL SIN?!!
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This dr hack cross is making my blood pressure skyrocket
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I posted on fb seeking out a house cleaner to clean dad’s new house between closing and move-in. I’ve received an overwhelming number of replies and am now frozen (mentally) & unable to open the app 🤡
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I distinctly remember seeing super vivid shapes in clouds on my drive home after mom died. The last few days, I’ve been double-taking sooo many cloud shapes 🥹 Rabbits, turtles, snails, silly faces….hi, mom ❤️
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*deep breath* On my mama On my hood I look fly I look good
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My kid got a dress code violation warning today for his hair 😵‍💫 his curls were beautiful 😓 pic from Friday. It’s not even bad
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There are some maaaaaad republ!cans in my community regarding the new (& outrageous) thc laws
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My tolerance for my 4 year old is currently….lacking. He’s not listening, stopped saying “please & thank you,” tries to boss me around, asks me something just to say “but I wanted [something else]” (then why’d you ask me!!?) He’s acting like a 4 year old. I feel so guilty for being so frustrated.
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My kid starts pre-k at the “big school” this week and I am back on my bullshit! @tamr1202.bsky.social Dinners this week; Ravioli, spinach, & button beef bake Chicken & stuffing bake Teriyaki chicken and rice Ranch pork chops & potatoes Chicken pot pie
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What would you wear to a Mardi Gras themed event?
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
2 more additions 🥰
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My sil asked at 4 am if I can watch her 4 kids (10 m-10y) 7a to 9p today 🫪🫩
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Meet Charlie, our new girl 🥰
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
FIL purchased the 2 acre lot next to our house!!!!
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It just took me 5 min to reply to 3 inquiries I’ve been unable to face for a week and a half - like, potential students. I hate executive dysfunction
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Not Mrz Nikki @notmznikki.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
One of my students self-rescued in an accident at the lake today wow 🥹
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