Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 1hshare a random movie gifstatic.klipy.comPleasantville: 50s Woman with Pink UmbrellaAlt: Pleasantville: 50s Woman with Pink Umbrella 010
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 22hPD recovered the bike! Thief popped a tire, took to REI to have it fixed. And in stupid criminal news, it was same REI where 22’s BF had just had it fixed, put on his bike rack in the parking lot, went into mall for 30 min, came back to find it gone. REI repair guy recognized it and called the cops. 130
Reposted by DamnzzelleThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is the funniest shit of all time… wait for it…😂 107395942281
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And finally Goodreads allows for half and quarter star ratings. 010
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In case you were wondering, I’m trying to wait out the barrel leg pants trend. 040
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026H had to watch Heggie’s speech today. Like mandated, had to attest he watched it. He said he was ready to quit afterwards, the message was so awful. 010
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Had to delay a week, but we’re 2/3 of the way there and Shoji is looking 🤌🏻 010
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m at WRNMMC and get so confused every time I’m here. 😵💫It’s so massive, signage isn’t good, and I can’t believe all the little old people seem to know where they’re going. 110
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thanks to all for their input, she went, had a great time, got back safely. They ended up driving bc train tix were $300 a pop. Not my preference - young driver i don’t know on Manhattan streets - but it turned out okay 070
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026loll H looking at our toll charges and said “you took express lanes on September 9??” yes and hush 150
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I need to DM my friend Emily that the stupid party trick we taught ourselves when we were 16 - playing Twinkle Twinkle upside down on the piano - still comes in handy to impress my kids’ friends. 010
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 03/10/202622’s BF’s $1500 mountain bike got stolen from the back of his car. Kids broke a massive bike lock to take it. 😢 100
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve started Theo of Golden and it’s nice but it’s boring?? I didn’t expect to be bored by it. 110
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My dad is currently on his first transatlantic flight. He’s 78. 🙂 050
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026one of the things I’m most looking forward to about not having a kid in K12 is NO MORE SPIRIT WEEKS. I’m so sick of buying random crap that will only be worn for about 5 hours. 080
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I really need a jolt soda or something about 30 min before my bell rehearsal. The speed of the Christmas music this year is insane. 130
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Explaining swimming to 17’s newest BF. We’ve now done this for 3/4 BFs. 🤣 140
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 27/09/202622 and her gfs did a TJs & PJs party last night and I think we should all have one. 190
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Y’all. I am not an athletic person. Never have been. Did ZERO sports. The fact that I’ve had two children earn D1 college swimming offers astounds me. 060
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My sis and BIL had been planning to go to Ocean’s Calling for months (she even scheduled a surgery early so that she’d be cleared to travel). Their tickets are refundable but the hotel isn’t so they’re headed to ocean city anyway. 000
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just an fyi financial planners want you to consider the cost riskiness of your lifestyle. 110
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Someone signed up for cpr training and didn’t show up bc he thought it was a virtual class. 🤔 100
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Baby’s first advanced review copy from NetGalley!!! 🥰🥰🥰 170
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Folding laundry in the laundry rooms nobody bothers me there. 120
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’ve got my new night guard in tonight. 🙂🙂 I neede LD a new one bc I’d ground a hole in my other one. 🙃🙃 010
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 22/09/202617’s bestie is a dancer and 17 just told me bestie’s dance teacher told bestie she needed to lose 10 lbs. This bothers me a lot. 110
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026FT’d with 22 today. “I do not like this guy,” she says, “I hope it’s over after homecoming.” And she crosses her fingers 🤣🤣 070
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 19/09/202617 has her commitment decision ahead of her: - Small private college on the east coast with a great pool but not many other student-athlete perks - Mid-size public university in the Midwest with an average pool but solid overall facilities given the football team is revenue-generating 130
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026📣📣📣 it is barely after 6 pm and I am in my pajamas. 130
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You will be proud of me. I haven’t used snark to make my point to him. 141
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’m v v annoyed with H atm. Signed a huge document without reading it thoroughly, leaving me to the details. 010
Reposted by DamnzzelleBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.gizmodo.com71% of Americans Say They're Completely ExhaustedA CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States. 1401267026704
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 17/09/202617 & H trying to get to Chicago for a college visit. They’ve been on the tarmac for an hour and delayed prior to that for 2.5 hours. 😣 110
Reposted by DamnzzelleLit Hub @literaryhub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Annie Dillard has died at 81. buff.ly/RNQwniFbuff.lyRemembering the great Annie Dillard.Annie Dillard, the masterful stylist and brilliant thinker, has died at 81. Her death was confirmed by her literary executor, Maggie Nelson. Dillard, who wrote in many forms and experiments, was an… 38636
Reposted by DamnzzelleJules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 16/09/2026From President Obama Sunny🕊️ 481133237
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just overanalyzing which digital signature version to use on Docusign 030
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Still nervous (in a good way) and WE NEED PRIVATE ACCTS 180
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This energystatic.klipy.comDisaster Girl Meme: PirómanoALT: Disaster Girl Meme: Pirómano 130
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You know when you leave a workplace you consider toxic? Probably not the best professional move to go with a public excoriation tagging people on LinkedIn. But that’s exactly what a former ee from my company did this morning. 230
Damnzzelle @damnzzelle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I don’t like or watch gameday but it’s always on in my house on Saturdays. I can’t believe they’d make the choice to have Ted Cruz on it. I’m with the fans booing. 120
Reposted by DamnzzelleThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/09/20269/11 victim Michael Massaroli’s son: "You do my dad's legacy & the legacy of all victims no honor using this tragedy to spread hate. I've had to spend 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers & sisters, people who don't look like them." 442225446066
Reposted by DamnzzelleTales From A Lovely Lawyer @alovelylawyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Are locked accounts coming anytime soon, Bluesky gods?static.klipy.comScarymovie: What Are You Waiting For?ALT: Scarymovie: What Are You Waiting For? 072
