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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord

@nothalbrand.bsky.social

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Mairon the King of Excellence | Girlband Era | Saving Middle Earth one volcano at a time #tolkien #LOTR #silmarillion #RingsofPower #LOTRmemes #TROPmemes

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 19/10/2026

Kuntseye

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Before you criticize me, you should know I change his outfit every day ☺️

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Did someone let the balrog in here again? NO PETS IN THE SMITHY!!!!

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Me in my Tevildo era.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Due to personal reasons, I am going to focus on my negative feelings from now on.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Me to a group of orcs that just want to go to bed: I think my good intentions really should outweigh the disastrous results. You know, at least I did something.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Hey, boy. Go fetch!

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Are you lost, bbgirl? 😏

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

*giggles* *twirls hair* So, do you come around here often?

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Damn, how many times we need to practice this dramatic entrance until all three of you get it right?! 😤

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

When you arm wrestle with your besties and they take it a little too seriously

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Here, boy! Who’s the bestest boy? 🐶

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The offer still stands 🎀

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Bored. I wonder what’s the worst thing I could do?

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Crashing out.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Remember to moisturize and hydrate before corrupting Kings of Men, babes!

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Damn, I made it too big 😒

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

When your intrusive thoughts win

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Wearing a ring, but ain’t gon’ be no Mr. Bought matching diamonds for nine of my bitches

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This time, I crowned myself. Not making THAT mistake again…

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

You dare!!! I am not poor, would someone poor have this?

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

She said it, not me 😇

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Why are we on a building, Precious?

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The S in my name stands for Silly lil babygirl 🎀

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

He wishes to speak

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I can’t wait to lose focus and start a new workplace relationship again. The twink/bear combo ever Dark Lord needs.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I might just start a boy band. Auditions coming this autumn.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Your emotional support Dark Lord is back

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Girl who is okay

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

When it’s an economic crisis.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Oh no, they got me again!

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Excuse me! He’s just not here at this moment. Why’d you have to call him the d-word like that? ☹️

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

My good loyal friend Jo K Rowling.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Look… eye tried my best.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

It’s me, your Byronic Daddy *cough* I mean Darcy.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I made a guest appearance at the Olympics

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Ho-ho-hoe, come get your rings!

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

This rivalry is heated.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Oh boy, am I in trouble? (please say yes)

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Be honest, do you ever fantasize about assassinating me?

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Me when

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Any blonde would do

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

In response to not receiving the attention I deserve, I will now cause problems on purpose.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Never beating the allegations

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

You know what? I do feel remorse. For not putting myself first more.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Buy $auron C0in limited time offer 👁️

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Can I be your fuckable loser?

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

👁️

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Me at the slightest inconvenience