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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord

@nothalbrand.bsky.social

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Mairon the King of Excellence | Single Girlboss Era | Saving Middle Earth one volcano at a time #tolkien #LOTR #silmarillion #RingsofPower #LOTRmemes #TROPmemes

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Before you criticize me, you should know I change his outfit every day ☺️

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Sauron standing in his forge with the remains of a dead orc after a failed Ring forging, the corpse of Celebrimbor in thr background. Text post from @mayaisfiya:
never dating an academic again cause i am sitting here shaking and crying while citing my ex's research

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I wonder if I can make it vibrate?

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CatSnuggler01 @catsnuggler01.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

New looks at Barad-Dur in Rings of Power! www.aol.com/articles/bui...

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I thought this was better than a headboard for my bed. It has that je ne sais quoi.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Did someone let the balrog in here again? NO PETS IN THE SMITHY!!!!

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🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The sun may yet shine 🌿 Rivendell, acrylic on linen canvas. I love the effect of the gold paint. It seems like the darkness of night is falling, until the light hits the canvas right, and it all comes to life. #Tolkien #Art

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Listen, have you ever tried smithing without a beard? It’s a nightmare 😮‍💨

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Look, I did fuck around but it’s not like I intended to find out.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Me in my Tevildo era.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Due to personal reasons, I am going to focus on my negative feelings from now on.

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Screenshot of Annatar talking to Celebrimbor in The Rings of Power with a tumblr post from carcassfrotting: sorry i accidentally called you "my victim" when someone asked about our relationship status. it will happen again.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Me to a group of orcs that just want to go to bed: I think my good intentions really should outweigh the disastrous results. You know, at least I did something.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

There. All healed up. ☺️

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Spooky Volcano of Doom

ALT: Spooky Volcano of Doom

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🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I was dancing in a glade… My interpretation of Sauron corrupting Galadriel’s first meeting with Celeborn. #TROP #Haladriel

Illustration of Galadriel in a white dress dancing with Sauron in a forest at night. They are surrounded by trees and fireflies

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Hey, boy. Go fetch!

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Are you lost, bbgirl? 😏

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Like that, yes! Now don’t move and don’t say anything.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

*giggles* *twirls hair* So, do you come around here often?

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It also vibrates 😌

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Look. 😐 They broke into my house and stole my things. And I ate that guy, I didn’t do nothing.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Damn, how many times we need to practice this dramatic entrance until all three of you get it right?! 😤

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

When you arm wrestle with your besties and they take it a little too seriously

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Here, boy! Who’s the bestest boy? 🐶

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The offer still stands 🎀

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

High five! 💥 (you just had to be there, I guess)

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Fire Beeker Muppet

ALT: Fire Beeker Muppet

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

So sad I killed Celebrimbor and now I have no idea what I’m doing 🎻

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Bored. I wonder what’s the worst thing I could do?

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Oh. Now I get it.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Siri, how does one join a marriage?

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Crashing out.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Remember to moisturize and hydrate before corrupting Kings of Men, babes!

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Damn, I made it too big 😒

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

When your intrusive thoughts win

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Alice, every time you say loincloth I think of Gollum, just so you know 🤢

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Adar's tiredness @adaristired.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Let us prepare some popcorn for when the trailer comes🍿

Pic of a volcano erupting lava and edited popcorn too

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Bestie, where the hell have you been, loca?

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ALT: Jacob Twilight

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

One does not negate the other, sweet summer children!

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Girlboss Gaslight Genocide

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Wearing a ring, but ain’t gon’ be no Mr. Bought matching diamonds for nine of my bitches

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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Sauron from the Rings of Power wearing a crown and holding the one ring with a tweet from hasbypop1: due to personal reasons i am evil now.

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Looking for nine roommates to join me in my lonely volcano fortress. Rent is free, cool ring included. very good heating all year round.

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Spooky Volcano of Doom

ALT: Spooky Volcano of Doom

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🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Corporate wants you to spot the difference (there is none)

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This time, I crowned myself. Not making THAT mistake again…

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Kemedriels wife💍 @galadrielswife.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Whatever, I’m just fine on my own. Never better, really. Really, really!

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

She said it, not me 😇

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Why are we on a building, Precious?

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The S in my name stands for Silly lil babygirl 🎀

🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Whatever, I’m still serving face 👁️ 👄 👁️