Reposted by 🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The sun may yet shine 🌿 Rivendell, acrylic on linen canvas. I love the effect of the gold paint. It seems like the darkness of night is falling, until the light hits the canvas right, and it all comes to life. #Tolkien #Art 34113
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Listen, have you ever tried smithing without a beard? It’s a nightmare 😮💨 1122
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Look, I did fuck around but it’s not like I intended to find out. 071
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Due to personal reasons, I am going to focus on my negative feelings from now on. 1203
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Me to a group of orcs that just want to go to bed: I think my good intentions really should outweigh the disastrous results. You know, at least I did something. 2151
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 31/07/2026There. All healed up. ☺️static.klipy.comSpooky Volcano of DoomALT: Spooky Volcano of Doom 060
Reposted by 🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I was dancing in a glade… My interpretation of Sauron corrupting Galadriel’s first meeting with Celeborn. #TROP #Haladriel 94919
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Like that, yes! Now don’t move and don’t say anything. 060
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026*giggles* *twirls hair* So, do you come around here often? 080
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Look. 😐 They broke into my house and stole my things. And I ate that guy, I didn’t do nothing. 070
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Damn, how many times we need to practice this dramatic entrance until all three of you get it right?! 😤 0214
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026When you arm wrestle with your besties and they take it a little too seriously 12312
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Here, boy! Who’s the bestest boy? 🐶 02610
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026High five! 💥 (you just had to be there, I guess)static.klipy.comFire Beeker MuppetALT: Fire Beeker Muppet 041
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026So sad I killed Celebrimbor and now I have no idea what I’m doing 🎻 0110
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Bored. I wonder what’s the worst thing I could do? 2180
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Siri, how does one join a marriage? 0130
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Remember to moisturize and hydrate before corrupting Kings of Men, babes! 2173
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Alice, every time you say loincloth I think of Gollum, just so you know 🤢 140
Reposted by 🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark LordAdar's tiredness @adaristired.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Let us prepare some popcorn for when the trailer comes🍿 1125
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Bestie, where the hell have you been, loca?static.klipy.comJacob TwilightALT: Jacob Twilight 0134
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 22/07/2026One does not negate the other, sweet summer children! 180
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Wearing a ring, but ain’t gon’ be no Mr. Bought matching diamonds for nine of my bitches 0151
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Looking for nine roommates to join me in my lonely volcano fortress. Rent is free, cool ring included. very good heating all year round.static.klipy.comSpooky Volcano of DoomALT: Spooky Volcano of Doom 0151
Reposted by 🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Corporate wants you to spot the difference (there is none) 0236
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This time, I crowned myself. Not making THAT mistake again… 4225
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Whatever, I’m just fine on my own. Never better, really. Really, really! 0162
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Why are we on a building, Precious? 1162
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The S in my name stands for Silly lil babygirl 🎀 0145
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Whatever, I’m still serving face 👁️ 👄 👁️ 1121
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I have been the most relevant and impactful Dark Lord of my -and any- generation for over 3 Ages now. You cant really debate that. There no Dark Lord bigger than me who's had more impact than me for as long as I have, consistently. And if I die tomorrow nobody's going to outdo that run. 2111
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 16/06/2026These bags of bones and muscle leak too much smh. 020
🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/05/2026New career aspiration is: become ✨the Pope✨. But they don’t have that in Middle Earth so better get started on inventing a new religion with insane rules. Drop your suggestions below 👇 171