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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord

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Mairon the King of Excellence | Single Girlboss Era | Saving Middle Earth one volcano at a time #tolkien #LOTR #silmarillion #RingsofPower #LOTRmemes #TROPmemes

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🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The sun may yet shine 🌿 Rivendell, acrylic on linen canvas. I love the effect of the gold paint. It seems like the darkness of night is falling, until the light hits the canvas right, and it all comes to life. #Tolkien #Art
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen, have you ever tried smithing without a beard? It’s a nightmare 😮‍💨
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Look, I did fuck around but it’s not like I intended to find out.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Me in my Tevildo era.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Due to personal reasons, I am going to focus on my negative feelings from now on.
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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Screenshot of Annatar talking to Celebrimbor in The Rings of Power with a tumblr post from carcassfrotting: sorry i accidentally called you "my victim" when someone asked about our relationship status. it will happen again.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Me to a group of orcs that just want to go to bed: I think my good intentions really should outweigh the disastrous results. You know, at least I did something.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There. All healed up. ☺️
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Spooky Volcano of Doom
ALT: Spooky Volcano of Doom
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🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I was dancing in a glade… My interpretation of Sauron corrupting Galadriel’s first meeting with Celeborn. #TROP #Haladriel
Illustration of Galadriel in a white dress dancing with Sauron in a forest at night. They are surrounded by trees and fireflies
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey, boy. Go fetch!
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Are you lost, bbgirl? 😏
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Like that, yes! Now don’t move and don’t say anything.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*giggles* *twirls hair* So, do you come around here often?
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It also vibrates 😌
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Look. 😐 They broke into my house and stole my things. And I ate that guy, I didn’t do nothing.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Damn, how many times we need to practice this dramatic entrance until all three of you get it right?! 😤
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When you arm wrestle with your besties and they take it a little too seriously
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here, boy! Who’s the bestest boy? 🐶
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The offer still stands 🎀
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
High five! 💥 (you just had to be there, I guess)
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Fire Beeker Muppet
ALT: Fire Beeker Muppet
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So sad I killed Celebrimbor and now I have no idea what I’m doing 🎻
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Bored. I wonder what’s the worst thing I could do?
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oh. Now I get it.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Siri, how does one join a marriage?
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Crashing out.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Remember to moisturize and hydrate before corrupting Kings of Men, babes!
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Damn, I made it too big 😒
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When your intrusive thoughts win
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Alice, every time you say loincloth I think of Gollum, just so you know 🤢
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Adar's tiredness @adaristired.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Let us prepare some popcorn for when the trailer comes🍿
Pic of a volcano erupting lava and edited popcorn too
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bestie, where the hell have you been, loca?
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Jacob Twilight
ALT: Jacob Twilight
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One does not negate the other, sweet summer children!
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Girlboss Gaslight Genocide
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wearing a ring, but ain’t gon’ be no Mr. Bought matching diamonds for nine of my bitches
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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sauron from the Rings of Power wearing a crown and holding the one ring with a tweet from hasbypop1: due to personal reasons i am evil now.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Looking for nine roommates to join me in my lonely volcano fortress. Rent is free, cool ring included. very good heating all year round.
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Spooky Volcano of Doom
ALT: Spooky Volcano of Doom
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🌈 Deea 🦋 Space Waffles @poopsiekittens.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Corporate wants you to spot the difference (there is none)
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This time, I crowned myself. Not making THAT mistake again…
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Kemedriels wife💍 @galadrielswife.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Whatever, I’m just fine on my own. Never better, really. Really, really!
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
She said it, not me 😇
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Why are we on a building, Precious?
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The S in my name stands for Silly lil babygirl 🎀
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Whatever, I’m still serving face 👁️ 👄 👁️
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I have been the most relevant and impactful Dark Lord of my -and any- generation for over 3 Ages now. You cant really debate that. There no Dark Lord bigger than me who's had more impact than me for as long as I have, consistently. And if I die tomorrow nobody's going to outdo that run.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
These bags of bones and muscle leak too much smh.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Glamping in Húsavik.
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I did 🍽️
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
He wishes to speak
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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
New career aspiration is: become ✨the Pope✨. But they don’t have that in Middle Earth so better get started on inventing a new religion with insane rules. Drop your suggestions below 👇
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