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Justin Cook

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Uhhhhh when I’m bluesking then I’m bluesking too much? (he/him)

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 7h
Whatever clout you think you get for always asserting the maximally cynical "it's always been bad and I've always known as much" perspective is worthless and actually making you much stupider as a person and more useless as a political agent.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 8h
Good morning! It's Kim Wexler Saturday! I hope everyone has a wonderful Kim Wexler Saturday today!
Kim Wexler from better call saul
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 12h
A graph showing "guy who likes sports" shifting from Republican to Democrat over time while the opposite happens to "guy who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses"
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seeing a 2013 article describe the Flo ads as long-running..... if only they knew
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
James bringing back this is not sustainable felt premature at the time and yet ?
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is THE Blake School more or less obnoxious than THE Ohio State University?
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some real good whooshing going on in the replies here
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is also pretty bizarre to choose not to get the ball at the start of OT if you don't trust your defense to stop Mahomes twice
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i really enjoy watching football. good stuff
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Going full Raygun in this still
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What if America's best athletes played soccer
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Quad Cities or bust
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 27/08/2026
with all the new features on the computer these of days, let's give it up for the humble browser bookmark—particularly when it's in a folder of your choice!
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*doomer voice* it's time to give up
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Watching Tottenham Hotspur on the airplane seat back tv and shaking my head the whole time so people know I disagree with it
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evermor...
en.wikipedia.org
Evermore Park - Wikipedia
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It's so typical of team terry to ignore the significant contributions of Shumpin Shaun Schilling and Bert "The Pert" Benjamin to the wider culture. To call them parasites is to insult the Terry world entire.
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We need pop songs that are just about how partying is fun to come back
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
May have taken the crown as the single funniest onion headline
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Waiting For Savinhot
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I have to know who the 5% of QBs he considers himself to have unsuccessfully evaluated are
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Kristeener @kristeener.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Olivia damn Miles! Let's go Lynx! 🏀 #WNBA
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 31/07/2026
Happy Friday everyone, as promised, here is my personal theory on this. I think Redwall takes place in our world, after an apocalyptic event of the nuclear variety caused rapid but varied growth of all animals, including humans, leading to our extinction and their mental development. Okay? 🧵
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Nice authentic™️ and relatable©️ typo there!
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wait, why's he talking about Kundun? I thought that guy only made gangster movies
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's amazing how "SHE'S AN OLD MAID AT THE LIBRARY" actually does seem like the most horrific fate someone could suffer in the moment
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Where are all the fake European tourist videos praising the quality of our parking lot hellscapes
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
1. Do you think that the UK was still the number one imperial power in the world in 1982? 2. Free who from Britain? The British people who live there?
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey it was also easy to say that then given that it was true
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
To be fair, guy's name is Reuben Bananas
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's crazy that there was a time when Hips Don't Lie didn't exist
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USA? More like,
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Jar Jar Binks Says Pee Yousa
ALT: Jar Jar Binks Says Pee Yousa
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
sad drinking
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
slowly developing a brain that only wants to see two things on tv: - live sports - movies I have already seen 25 times
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
when sapiosexuals fuck do they have cranal sex
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I can't wait to meet them!! On my way to the biggest skyscraper in my city now to welcome them in
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ah, the language they spoke in The Passion of the Christ
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Surely him playing full back, a position that famously requires little running, will fix this issue
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is the best reporting I can remember from ESPN in years and it's really disheartening how little traction it's gotten
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So Argentina’s football structure is built on the abuse and molestation of young boys and no one hardly gets punished for it. www.espn.com/soccer/story...
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
When Kane swore on his daughter's life he scored that goal
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Cracking open the dossier sound cue?
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Coincidentally, it's been about 41 years since Hungary was good at soccer
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Today I feel Waldo
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I hadn't processed how much I hated watching Thomas Frank's Tottenham until tonight, when I realized how much Korea's play reminded me of that
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Justin Cook @notenoughcooks.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
There was a scandal at my old job with a woman leaving a stall in absolute nightmare mode regularly. If you asked any woman for details they would thousand yard stare and say it was too painful to say. Meanwhile in the men's room I once saw my coworker brushing his teeth while using the urinal.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
lil jon at warped tour:
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