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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Arkansas, what the hell are you doing?

Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Still have one of these. I've threatened to send it to my grandson at Hendrix. WHA WHA WHA. That'll get him up for class.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So he ran barefoot into the woods wearing a hoodie. He was probably glad to be finally caught.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Grandson moved back in a couple of days ago. Once they make it through the freshman dorms the living gets surprisingly swanky.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026

[Exit Queen.]

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

just called ICE and told them MS 13 gang members have Mrs. Dalloway tattoos

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I know there's a lot going on right now, but don't miss the Arkansas Goat Festival tshirt upheaval over on Facebook. Hell's a'poppin over there.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The last time men forced women back into the kitchen we put shrimp in Jello. We’ll do it again!

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The use of !!!!??? after every headline makes me irrationally angry. Not clicking, Katie.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

She's done so many amazing things, but she'll always be Aunt Glady to me.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

That header is like listening to Dreamweaver on headphones.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Collier's girl here. Massive black and red tomes that came with a dandy set of junior classics. HEAVEN.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I'm seeing an avalanche of public school teachers and college profs taking their money elsewhere. Never seen anything like it.

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🎃 a!v¡n @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

A.I. will eat this up. Careful what you ask for.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

She needs a good curling iron, a set of hot rollers, and some dignity.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Why is she meeting with heads of state dressed like she's poolside? And don't get me started with that hair. Does she have to embarrass us in EVERY way?

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Every one of these men are old enough to know to remove their hats indoors.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Names! Boy: Frank Girl: Listerine

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I see that Tom is suddenly and with strained enunciation trying very hard to lose that Arkansas accent. It's not as grating as Marsha Blackburn working on those final Gs she used to drop, but then Tom has mysteriously confident aspirations what with Lyndsay and Mitch out of the halls.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

2. Charlie likes scholarly, challenging women, but they don't like him. Charlie will need to lower that bar considerably if he's to find an age appropriate woman who will put up with His MAGA Lightness.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Oh my. Couple of things. 1. Charlie doesn't tell us much about his dating experiences, he just Holds Forth in the opinion column because he's retired and no longer has the reliable captive audience he craves. And...

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Spot on. I haven't seen The Piano in twenty or more years and it still haunts me. Think about it a lot.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12/07/2026

Step 1: The Problem I’ve been reborn. My estrogen patch restored my sleep, energy, and hair back to age twenty-two. Time to reverse-age my wardrobe.

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The Sixteen Steps to Owning an Eight-and-a-Half-Inch Skirt

“I remind myself that my body is a collab between a divine being and a genomic sequence longer than a CVS receipt. It’s my right to wear a derriere doily.”

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Everybody on here is talking about how dim Maria is when this is so obviously a schtick orchestrated for the real audience of one. It's a parenting technique used to redirect behavior in small children.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

RIP bonnie tyler. lotta folks tonight are gonna learn the extent to which 'total eclipse of the heart' is outside their karaoke range

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Wonder how much time they saved using AI to abracadabra a founding document vs copy/pasting the original from a government site?

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

"And they'll know we are Christians by our love" I guess.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

"However, representing a religion other than Christianity in Arkansas at the time attracted significant negative attention. Many hate crimes were committed against the family and the mission, notably the bombing of the mission on January 14, 1959..."

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Arkansas Times @arktimes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

To promote a nationwide "simultaneous reading" of the Declaration of Independence, the Arkansas Department of Heritage inexplicably used AI to generate a fake, misspelled "Declaraition of Indeppendennce"

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Dept. of Heritage inexplicably uses AI to generate misspelled Declaration of Independence - Arkansas Times

Ah, yes. The famed “Declaraition of Indeppendennce” that we all learned about in elementary school.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

In five or ten years when all these kids come up short on the ACT or SAT, Sarah will be gone. A whole generation of lost kids and their disappointed parents.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

We need rain. Between the HOA flying monkeys and the Greer's Ferry torches and pitchforks crew, it's about to get spicy here in Conway.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I certainly hope that squished frog sat over Brewer Lake for a bit.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Nothing worse than surprise spiders. Mailbox, garage keypad, front porch overnight web builders, everywhere and all the time. I am VIGILANT, but if you hear a woman screaming it's probably me.

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

What do you mean abolishing ICE is not doable? It was created in 2003. There are Missy Elliot songs older than ICE.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Log trucks on a Friday (payday) afternoon + Arkansas 23. Not good.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I guess somebody needs to go shopping for red leather shorts and a Holly Hobby prairie trad wife blouse.

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Aunt Rose Comfort @notelling.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Must not have asked anyone from Arkansas.

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