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Adrian Whapcaplett

@notdoppelganger.bsky.social
797 followers 1.1K following 3.4K posts

Paralegal. Criminal justice reformer. Fuck the police.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today I learned that there is a death penalty subreddit. Today I learned that im never going back to the death penalty subreddit.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy shit!!! @1thatsbananas.bsky.social is back!!!!!!
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Drinks: Man in Red Robe Celebrates
ALT: Drinks: Man in Red Robe Celebrates
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Normally I never talk about, let alone post about the good things I do, but this one is different. I helped this lil guy cross the road today. #notahumblebrag #actuallybragging
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dear The Felllas, If you're in a group chat and the discussion turns to drugging and sexually assaulting a person, you must: 1. Immediately point out that the proposed action is illegal AF, and also completely uncool. 2. Demand in no uncertain terms that these plans be cancelled. 3. Leave the chat.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After careful consideration and deep personal reflection I have made the decision to move on from Judy Greer as my hollywood crush. And I am pleased to announce that I have chosen Juno Temple as my new hollywood crush.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
About to board a flight to Houston... people are staring at me like i've have grown a 2nd head. ( I have not) then I realized im wearing an (Edmonton) Oilers hoodie. The texans are so confused.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In which I, a barrel chested, short king with beefy arms- have decided that wearing sleeveless puffy vests iis going to be my new lewk.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ducks yo.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Been doing a lot of running around in this, a particularly conservative section of Wisconsin for a few days, and I am pleased to report that I have heard a comforting amount of spanish being spoken. It reminds me of home. And makes me hopeful that I will find good mexican food here.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This explains why my brain(s) is/are always so loud, the fuckers are fighting
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ive been traveling since 4am, and still have many hours to go....my friend watching the Dude sent me this. Life is not fair
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So I officially adopted this little doofus yesterday. Im very happy, and he seems to be as well. My favorite new thing though is reminding him that I had to pay $20 for him... as in "Dude, you have to do what I say, you cost me twenty dollars" and then I laugh and laugh. Dogs are great
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Through all the hubub of the last several trump administrations I'd forgotten that kash patel existed. And here he comes normalizing beastiality. This is truly the stupidest timeline
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If i worked for the DOJ, and my boss was Todd Blanche, I would simply quit.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The reason the corporate media and big business have taken such a strong stance in opposition to Macklemore is because his song "Thrift Shop" is wildly anti capitalist and anti consumerism. In this essay I will....
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Robert Kraft is a piece of crap. I dont need any more reasons to hate the patriots, but this sure does help me maintain it. Good on Macklemore. Fuck Israel. Free Palestine.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just remembered that someone called trump a "short fingered vulgarian" during his first administration, and I dont think theres a better descriptor
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My eagles feed.... @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In which I, a 50 year old man have sprouted a zit on my forehead roughly the size of olympus mons. Wtaf?+
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Ian TB @iantb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A peek inside the situation tent at mar a lago
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You know what society is missing these days? Society is missing fake cans of peanuts that when you open them snakes spring out.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That feeling when you wake up feeling low, and generally out of sorts and then you realize that it's the 1 year anniversary of your mom dying. That feeling sucks
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is frickin amazing.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This dude is existing in an alternate reality right now. He is currently on a plane of existence far above us mere mortals
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The thing about this Dude, is that he's a dude. Because of this I can call him buddy. And because of that I can sing the jingle from the My Buddy doll commercials to him. And both of those things make me delighted.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The father, son and the holy spirit, ham and pineapple
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Found one.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If I had a nickle for each tshirt I own that depicts klan members being hung by the neck, Id have 10 cents. Gonna see if I cant get to a quarter.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19/08/2026
I've been trying to be nice but the person at LinkedIn who thinks of new kinds of notifications should be killed
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think ill go for a walk
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I feel happy!!!
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not dead yet
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Stuck. Truck dead. Gonna spam artsy pic of the scenery until help arrives or I have to eat myself
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Anyone in tucson looking for an apartment to rent?
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hello, I am a deep seated and long abiding sense of self loathing brought on from trauma and abuse experienced in childhood. And drugs.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Please help, im being attacked by a vicious pit bull.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Very proud dad moment. Kiddo voted for the first time, at her first opportunity.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy zero cool day to those who celebrate
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Breaking news The denver gazzette is reporting that Lauren Boebert's son has been charged with 5 counts relating to the sexual exploitation of children
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Let me reply you coward
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
That's not even medium rare let alone "perfect". The gray band means you have no clue what you're doing, and it looks dry as fuck. .003/10 you wasted your money and time
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People: you cant just post one line from a song and expext everyone to know the song. Me: now, here's a little story
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This dude weighs like 35 pounds. 75 pounds of that is his head
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Inshallah
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Doing a declutter in preperation for the move to Wi, and found a shirt old enough to drink
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Been taking care of this little weirdo. He's kinda cool I guess.
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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just a reminder that flock cameras contain a couple pounds of copper and a couple grams of gold. But also a gps
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