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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I saw a slop vid. Of Jerruh Jones leaping out of his box to his demise and that ok for ai

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

FUCK YEAH!!!! EXXON'S GONNA PAY ME $38.52 A GALLON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I just turned all autocorrect/autosuggest services off. Maybe it sucks punctuating things correctly, but not as bad as fighting with AI riddled ghosts in my phone who are obsessed with ducks.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Has upper management written all over him

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The last 4 sketches on every episode of Saturday Night Live since 1979.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There are articles in the New Yorker that are shorter than this rant.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Lets be fair here, Frank Strada also oversaw like 4 botched executions in Arizona. This guy isnt bad at his job, he's a psychopath who gets off on torturing people.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I STG if @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online really doesnt like big butts, im gonna walk into the sea. Her love of all things callipygian is how I get through the day.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If I enjoyed any mug based beverages I'd get one for sure. Alas, all my mug needs are filled

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Today I learned that trump wants to pass a bill that would end daylight savings time. I live in AZ so we already dont celebrate, but now I want to change my clocks 9 times a year if it'll cause the pus sack in the oval office any degree of irritation.or a fatal stroke. Either is fine.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Isn't it more for the executioners to feel better about themselves? Even with firing squads there's only 1 gun with a real bullet, the rest of the "squad" are given blanks so nobody knows who actually committed murder.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Today I learned that there is a death penalty subreddit. Today I learned that im never going back to the death penalty subreddit.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When did the military become a craigslist hookup ad from 20 years ago? All that to say "no fats, no fems"

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"The only process due is that which was followed. -A. Scalia " --- S.Alito "I concur, but write seperately to empahasize that the complete lack of a process is also a process as this tract from the year 1067 clearly shows." -C. Thomas.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yep. We've been held accountable at least once.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Normally I never talk about, let alone post about the good things I do, but this one is different. I helped this lil guy cross the road today. #notahumblebrag #actuallybragging

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dear The Felllas, If you're in a group chat and the discussion turns to drugging and sexually assaulting a person, you must: 1. Immediately point out that the proposed action is illegal AF, and also completely uncool. 2. Demand in no uncertain terms that these plans be cancelled. 3. Leave the chat.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Remember when presidents used to sit at the resolute desk alone, without a cadre of lackeys and lickspittles propped up behind him? I remember.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bit young ... might wanna let the paint dry a little bit. Also I'll never forgive her for how she hurt my man Darry.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Its funny 'cause if you say his name real fast it sounds like ten inch cock

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After careful consideration and deep personal reflection I have made the decision to move on from Judy Greer as my hollywood crush. And I am pleased to announce that I have chosen Juno Temple as my new hollywood crush.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

About to board a flight to Houston... people are staring at me like i've have grown a 2nd head. ( I have not) then I realized im wearing an (Edmonton) Oilers hoodie. The texans are so confused.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Someone had the sex with a wankpanzer owner?

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In which I, a barrel chested, short king with beefy arms- have decided that wearing sleeveless puffy vests iis going to be my new lewk.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Been doing a lot of running around in this, a particularly conservative section of Wisconsin for a few days, and I am pleased to report that I have heard a comforting amount of spanish being spoken. It reminds me of home. And makes me hopeful that I will find good mexican food here.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The federal judiciary seems perturbed. I wonder whatever could be the matter.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This explains why my brain(s) is/are always so loud, the fuckers are fighting

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ive been traveling since 4am, and still have many hours to go....my friend watching the Dude sent me this. Life is not fair

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Slayer song "war ensemble" has taken the deepest umbrage as well

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I dont, and im definitely not going to look it up. What little faith I have in humanity probably would not survive.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Are we sure Tilly is a virgin? Rule 42 is real

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

He's actually really smart, still young yet, which is where the doofusness comes in. but he's a little cuddlebug and generally pretty awesome

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A massive green orb, about the size of a small boulder.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So I officially adopted this little doofus yesterday. Im very happy, and he seems to be as well. My favorite new thing though is reminding him that I had to pay $20 for him... as in "Dude, you have to do what I say, you cost me twenty dollars" and then I laugh and laugh. Dogs are great

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sure, they just revert back to their natural state of disinterested and generally annoyed

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Self-regulation for thee, but not for me

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I fully support the ongoing and ever increasing discomfort of zionists

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Through all the hubub of the last several trump administrations I'd forgotten that kash patel existed. And here he comes normalizing beastiality. This is truly the stupidest timeline

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

He has deeply held personal views, but we need to respect his privacy in this trying times

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The fraud when the trump org got caught stealing money from kids with cancer? Or some other fraud, its so difficult to keep track of the fraud committed by the trump (crime) family.

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Adrian Whapcaplett @notdoppelganger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If i worked for the DOJ, and my boss was Todd Blanche, I would simply quit.

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