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Notdanno

@notdanno.bsky.social
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Boop. He/Him/Oi! Connoisseur of dogs with side eyes, and thumb faces. Former Dad of Kimchi (that was her up there(no not the thumb guy)). Please don't take me too seriously. Unless i'm being serious. Too shy and ugly to use a real photo. Forgive me.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How are we in the timeline where *Charlotte Church* is being cool as fuck. No offence Ms Church, I just found it surprising because I don't really follow your career. But very, very welcome and, Cool as Fuck.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry that was really shit.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh the JK No-ling brand?
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ooh I like your tee. What is that?
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can't wait for the universal ban of the internal combustion engine. No cunts starting their cars and revving them for 4 minutes outside your house at 5am. (Bad idea btw, oil needs to circulate a bit first) Anyone against it can have a house at the side of the North Circular. Enjoy traffic, prick.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You watch one youtube short where some antipodean guy feeds his horde (horde, there's fucking 80 of them) of guinea pigs and BAM. No More gaming, cooking, food reviews or guitar. Just WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK and nibbling sounds
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"shadow home secretary Chris Philp, shadow minister for women and equalities Joy Morrissey, and Reform UK MPs Sarah Pochin and Suella Braverman." Got all the greatest and good on their side then.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can we start saying 'people' instead of "migrants", BBC? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Former RNLI officer says crews have duty to help migrants at sea
Peter Burt tells the BBC that crews have a duty to rescue anyone in distress, regardless of who they are.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Already??!
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sorry that it was 'draughty' in the hall, Laura. Not going to mention the various assaults that took place? No? Just a bit cold was it? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Nigel Farage tells BBC he 'wasn't listening' in foreign donor talks
The Reform leader also told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg that his family are "begging" him to leave his job.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mind if I PM you?
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Aww. How is she? I might have a chat with my landlord, but it is a very small flat and I don't have a garden, so I doubt I'd be suitable.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Any joy yet?
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why aren't these ridiculous thick as pigshit clowns at Dover being scooped up under our ridiculous protest laws, and then being publicly ridiculed for wearing balaclavas when everyone knows what their opinion on a headscarf (insert proper words here) is. I hate this place at times. Often, actually
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Something leafy would suit me. Big bunch of parsley mebbe
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I put paprika in anything I think it will work in - tomato and flatbread is a definite yes. Maybe a bit of cumin.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Godspeed
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Already??
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ohhh ffs I only just got the Muskehounds theme out of my head, you absolute fiend.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fuck OFF brain. I really need some sleep.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You got my hopes up
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Likewise. And I haaaate taking the stuff. Gone-off marmite smelly hateful chalk slab gits.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If only you were less lovable
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This infects everything. I'm a Warhammer nerd, used to be a Magic(card game) lad, play guitar, obsessed with video games, like cooking with good ingredients, want to get into fishing because I'm old and it would be good to spend more time with my brother None of these are financially viable now.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A satisfying block though. Like hurling the last wasp of summer into the vinegar.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Anyway, good morning.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Adventure Time is coming back and from what they've teased so far, I am NOT HAPPY about it.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Arrrrgh fuck this week. The wrong 80 year olds are being claimed.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP lady m.youtube.com/watch?v=IeYM...
m.youtube.com
This is a 100% Real Video of Dolly Parton
YouTube video by Chris Rogers
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JacquiWine @jacquiwine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
you.38degrees.org.uk
Save The Prince Charles Cinema
The future of the iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords, Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion...
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Youtube commenters are worse than reply guys
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They always show you their whole arse sooner or later
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don't recall that overweight potato with a gob ever wearing a suit
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I think you could market "Dandy anus on Daddy forehead" as some sort of remedy for some made-up ailment to Gwyneth Paltrow. Could be worth millions. Just remember me, the idea-maker, once it takes off
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oooh you're trying to bait the grammar dickheads. Well I'm not falling for it!
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I so want a dog again and I'd give her a forever home in heartbeat if I could, from those 2 pics alone
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I like foxes, I do. Except at 2.36am when I'm having one of the best sleeps I've had in a while. Please can you RUT IN THE DAYTIME INSTEAD
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's using Itvx that will do the damage. Awful streaming app.
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The Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I've fostered a dog. She's lovely and needs a home. Please share. X
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Almost 45 years old and he still terrifies me
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ah got it. Thank you.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Forgive my ignorance, what's the R-word? (Describe it don't say it)
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Overheard today: "Oh it's you! I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on." Nurse, loudly, to patient in hospital waiting room.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Outstanding. 👏
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Jolyon Maugham Scanning the news to see where he can squeeze himself in Cue bumptious grin
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am 100% the same. But if I've taken the time when making my lunch to get something marinating and other bits of prep done my guilt kicks in at the thought of wasting the effort and potentially the food.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Niiiiice. And a great tactic as well.
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hope you're feeling better soon though
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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Back in bed sounds like a win to me really
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