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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How are we in the timeline where *Charlotte Church* is being cool as fuck. No offence Ms Church, I just found it surprising because I don't really follow your career. But very, very welcome and, Cool as Fuck.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I can't wait for the universal ban of the internal combustion engine. No cunts starting their cars and revving them for 4 minutes outside your house at 5am. (Bad idea btw, oil needs to circulate a bit first) Anyone against it can have a house at the side of the North Circular. Enjoy traffic, prick.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You watch one youtube short where some antipodean guy feeds his horde (horde, there's fucking 80 of them) of guinea pigs and BAM. No More gaming, cooking, food reviews or guitar. Just WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK and nibbling sounds

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sorry that it was 'draughty' in the hall, Laura. Not going to mention the various assaults that took place? No? Just a bit cold was it? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Nigel Farage tells BBC he 'wasn't listening' in foreign donor talks

The Reform leader also told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg that his family are "begging" him to leave his job.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Why aren't these ridiculous thick as pigshit clowns at Dover being scooped up under our ridiculous protest laws, and then being publicly ridiculed for wearing balaclavas when everyone knows what their opinion on a headscarf (insert proper words here) is. I hate this place at times. Often, actually

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Fuck OFF brain. I really need some sleep.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This infects everything. I'm a Warhammer nerd, used to be a Magic(card game) lad, play guitar, obsessed with video games, like cooking with good ingredients, want to get into fishing because I'm old and it would be good to spend more time with my brother None of these are financially viable now.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Adventure Time is coming back and from what they've teased so far, I am NOT HAPPY about it.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Arrrrgh fuck this week. The wrong 80 year olds are being claimed.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Youtube commenters are worse than reply guys

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I like foxes, I do. Except at 2.36am when I'm having one of the best sleeps I've had in a while. Please can you RUT IN THE DAYTIME INSTEAD

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The Jase @thejase.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I've fostered a dog. She's lovely and needs a home. Please share. X

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Overheard today: "Oh it's you! I didn’t recognise you with your clothes on." Nurse, loudly, to patient in hospital waiting room.

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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Jolyon Maugham Scanning the news to see where he can squeeze himself in Cue bumptious grin

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Post 3-am Bluesky is weird when the people over there wake up and try to do their 'jokes'

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Does anyone else think the bake off format should feck off now

A promotional shot for the BBC programme 'Race Against the Tide', in which people build sandcastles and are judged.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I mean, if you go full racist, noncing, hate fuelled noncey racist bastard for most of your career to make money and people point that out as your legacy, is that wrong? Banning people for pointing out a racist nonce bastard is a bit weird.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

@vimtotime.bsky.social Hello! Would you be able to reserve Mr Friendo? I'm a bit skint right now or I'd buy him now. No worries if not.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I don't give a fuck about football, I actively hate it, but I've grown up and I don't want to see the joy of others stolen and stamped into the ground by these disgusting, cynical, money-grabbing facsimiles of human beings

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

IT'S NOT A PROTEST IT'S A RACE RIOT, IT'S NOT A PROTEST IT'S A RACE RIOT, IT'S NOT A PROTEST IT'S A RACE RIOT

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

15 minutes spent hunting around two sprues for part 15. There's a typo in the structures and I actually need part 51. Thanks James Workshop, you wanker.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

@theblueststar.bsky.social Hey, are you still DONINGTON? Ok thanks autocorrect. That's meant to say DJ'ing.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I fucking despise fireworks

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Gimme the best songs you've discovered this year. This is so languid, sublime and effortlessly cool. I adore it. youtu.be/LGNaKg8KOqc?...

youtu.be

Snakeface

YouTube video by Throwing Muses - Topic

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

This is bum compared to my playlist today #TOTP

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Merry Christmas you lovely people. And Merry Christmas you Cunts (you know which is which and I love you all anyways)

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Dear Morrisons, I am not sharing your knock-off Frazzles. Please stop printing such a notion on the bag. They are MINE. Thank you.

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Sorry kids and I know I'll be ostracised but Xmas #totp bluesky can get fucked

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Ahh that feeling when the cheese arrives and you laugh at Americans

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Are organisations ever going to learn or do we just have to endure the endless cycle of nonces and sex offenders getting away with it forever?

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I have a spot on the edge of my lip and I'm on the verge of ripping it off with model clippers. I've clearly done something to it in a past life as I've been tortured by it for 2 days now. I DID NOTHING TO YOUR ANCESTORS THAT THEY DID NOT DESERVE, STOP HURTING ME

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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Ok, I’ve got 600 pounds to go and two weeks till my first shift, please spare what you can, going to get there eventually www.justgiving.com/page/lina-s-...

justgiving.com

Lina's fundraiser for Crisis

Help Lina S raise money to support Crisis

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Where is my Belle it's been 47 minutes

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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Oh I need to vent lads. I'm fine & no, I'm not going to deactivate like last time because I'm a lot stronger now & can deal with him better but Jazz Cunt is getting into my head again. Making me worry about what I post, whether I should I delete my pics & just basically making me feel small and ...

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Why is this too much to ask for?

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Ash Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Jamie Oliver is relaunching his Italian restaurant. He's someone I genuinely loathe. A few years ago after a wedding where I had too much rum, the first thing I saw the next day was him having some moan about poor people's eating habits... So I gave out about him. Here you go. I regret nothing!

Ugh, this prick.

I've got a real bad hangover because I don't drink rum and it's just inspired me to get out my frustrations of how much I genuinely despise everything about the existence of Jamie Oliver. I'm not exactly fond of histories greatest monsters, but Jamie Oliver personally somehow is more detestable to me. How is it possible to be that much of an arsehole?

For a start, he absolutely despises working class people. He practically sweats it from his big weird face, which is oddly satisfying to look at, because it looks like someone has already decked him. Remember his school dinners campaign? Now obviously it's good to have balance, but what an ogre about it. Yeah it's good to make kids healthier, but his method of trying to co-opt them personally, with his self righteous dickhead salads, like Tommy the nonce trying to get you in his Sierra was always creepy as fuck. Yeah mate, well done, talk to dinner ladies like a piece of shit, just working class folk doing a job, Detestable turd. The best thing was when he went America and tried it, they told him 'fuck off you big fanny' and he had a legit cry that he was 'only trying to help people' and it somehow made him even less sympathetic.

He was the first person that I think genuinely made me feel bad about my families social status. It's his lack of awareness of saying it, proper with that sneer at people who can't just pop down every night for fresh ingredients every day because, you know, it costs a bit, and we didn't have that. About a year ago he wanted to try and ban two for one pizzas, because THAT must be why we are all still fat after he changed the world. Oh, and politicians latch onto his fat lip for publicity ops as well, I'm amazed his head wasn't paraded through a town square after his sugar tax smuggery. Why do you want to take everything away. If I lived in a fuck off mansion and enjoyed some sweet Conservative tax cuts I'd be eating Petit Foie Gras with my feet on a poor persons back just like you Jamie, and I'd STILL think you were a twat.

Yeah, fat people can fuck off, not at Christmas though, I've got me puddings to shill from my corporate sponsor. Please buy these, yeah spend that money you hardly have, then I'll call you a cunt for liking too much sugar, all the while wearing me silly Christmas jumper like a massive spod.

I felt terrible for all his restaurant staff when that went to shit, people losing jobs is guff, but I really hope he cried, and then gets taken the cleaners for the suppliers his company diddled around. I won't even start about his bumming up to a fucking oil company to sell his overpriced, healthy ethically sourced fuckhead food at Shell garages. I hope they all buy a Ginsters and laugh at you thinking a truck driver wants a small, expensive falafel salad. You really don't get it do you. Godddd! I really, really dislike him so much. The fucking 'Bono' of culinary arseholes... 15 minute meals my dick.

I'm going back to bed. Thanks Rum!

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

How are you doing, Cunts? (Do not take this as a personal attack there is almost certainly some Aussie blood in my veins)

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Notdanno @notdanno.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Welcome to becoming viscerally loathed, Lewis

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