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i'm not saying the fact that were going to watch hotel transylvannia because...media literacy or something is entirely related to this fact but it is a convenient coincidence

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 21m

i did go to work it was a mistake h3lp

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 3h

GLORY AND RECOGNITION TO THE TURKISH LANDS UNITED UNDER TURKISH RULE AND DEATH TO ALL INVADERS, and now everyone "shushhhhhhh"

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 3h

i don't think it'll ever stop being funny to me that there's an entire international group of extremists who decided to make the silent fox their gesture of choice

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 11h

like, i dont really know how to break "you literally just paste this text i wrote for you into this part of the app and then just use it" down into smaller more easily understood steps

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 11h

look, i am a teacher so explaining things is literally my job but i am not qualified to try and explain how to set up an agent to a room full of middle aged german ladies

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 11h

i accidentally told my colleagues about using ai for differentiating learning materials and now all the districts special ed teachers are gonna come to our school so i can tell them how to do it

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 12h

well u see i need the light for when armed and dangerous men break into my house in the dark in which case i will turn on the flashlight firmly attached to my weapon, hold my weapon right in front of my pyjama clad center mass, and then walk around looking for robbers what could possibly go wrong

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 12h

and thats me giving u the very american premise of a home defense weapon in the first place

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 12h

nobody: absolutely nobody: literal cosmic silence: me: if u got a light on a home defense weapon ur a larping lil bitch tho

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 14h

in conclusion i think my brain my currently be liquefying and i am not entirely opposed to the process since presumably thatll make the headache go away and my days of toughing out colds are so very behind me omg

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 14h

and i have a kid in year 5 who lost a 16yo brother to cancer like a week ago and the fact that a violence didnt happen to them is honestly a miracle and then i drove home, passed out, woke up with a fever to a call from school which means i definitely forgot a parent meeting or something

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 14h

i was considering not being a whimp and going to work tomorrow but then in the teachers lounge two colleagues were LITERALLY crying about how one kid in the first grade had to go back to kindergarten because hes not ready for school and how difficult and tragic this must be for the parents

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i've fucked up at work but at least i've never fucked up so bad i accidentally infected 200 people with the plague so i guess there's that

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ich bin jetzt seit sechs Tagen S E C H S T A G E N verbeamtet und heute kam unaufgefordert ein Brief, dass mir für dieses Schuljahr ja eine Zulage zusteht und die würden sie mir dann überweisen und ich fühle mich ein bisschen verarscht

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

der bin ich auch ein paar Mal hinterhergelaufen und hab die Anträge und alles gestellt aber dann war es mir das irgendwann echt nicht wert weiter mit dem Schulamt drüber zu streiten und ich hab sie halt einfach nicht bekommen, weil die einen riesen Aufstand gemacht haben und für das Geld 🤷‍♀️

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ich bin im dritten Jahr in der Seiteneinsteiger Ausbildung an unserer Schule beteiligt und dafür soll es monatlich eine Zuzahlung geben

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

people wont tell you this but you can just pair two long skirts on top of each other with a chunky knit sweater in earth colours and some leather boots and pretend youre a medieval swamp witch its literally legal

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

LeNa iF YoU WeRe AcTuAlLy SiCk yOu WoUlDnT bE aT wOrK a) u dont know me b) lol c) let me whine im clearly dying from the flu here

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i cant be sick today because i have three parent meetings and i cant be sick tomorrow because i have a disciplinary hearing for a student but im really looking forward to being sick come wednesday

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i love being a responsible adult* *strategically planning your sick days

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

hey lena arent your actual anti woke hills all about education and how we should separ-

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Pengu the Penguin Says 'Shut Up!'

ALT: Pengu the Penguin Says 'Shut Up!'

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

mine are trigger warnings, neo pronouns, and image descriptions none of which have any influence on my actual life at all even a little bit but will be very fun to drunkenly yell about at family gatherings when im old

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

once you hit 35 you are legally obliged to pick between 1 ad 3 dumb old people anti woke hills to die on

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

is a non adult content furry not just... a mascot?? im pretty sure thats just someone in mascot suit

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

is there non adult content on the furry website? are we doing..platonic furries?? and no i am not going to go and look because i enjoy my eyes being bleach free

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

they want...the furry website to ban adult content??? the...the furry website?!

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

dear the tk, i love u but i do not have the documents u want me to send u pls stahp being a dick about it

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

after four days of intense procrastination i have figured out how to literally just stay in the health insurance i have been in since the day i was born bc apparently that requires an incredibly complex bureaucratic process

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i mean, i actually was mildly concerned about the plague at a few points bc theres no way my dumb ass would realise its the plague within the first day or two of getting symptoms but...like...i also dont work in a lab that deals with the plague sooooo

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

its why i dont go into haunted houses around halloween you know how it is, you go in there, someone in a witch costume jumps out and scares you, and three hours later you wake up covered in blood, amongst the rubble of the drone strike you called in on the local high school

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

ooooooh noooo were going to need *checks notes* a course of widely available antibiotics

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i feel like ive seen a fair number of people be quite fundamentally scared and traumatised by violence and i can promise you that pulling out your dick or shooting at toddlers is not amongst the most common responses to that situation

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

you all laugh but soldiers actually only show this behaviour* when they are really scared and traumatized *mass gender based violence and sexual assault

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

'we cant judge the poor little innocent bby, its not like YOU know how youd react in this horrible, terrible, scary, stressful situation' i mean...i'm pretty sure i wouldn't start a racially motivated murder spree amongst the local families but okay i guess

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i cannot believe in the big year of our lord 2026 we are still doing the old "but hes just a tiny little baby and he got so scared in the big dangerous war its not his fault he did a war crime" about grown fucking men

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

one is an oppressive, violent, and corrupt religious regime built on torture and slavery and the other is a literal terrorist organisation

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

like, not to hand it to isis but, i mean, have you seen dubai?

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

would you rather: live in the califate or in dubai

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

let me just shove this disgustingly baby diarrhea coloured squishy mushroom into my face im sure thats not a warning sign or anything

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

look at that colour?! does that colour look like something you should eat?! no the fuck it doesnt

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

not to be rude but theres no difference between biting into a rotting raw steak and biting into a mushroom thats moldy and rotting and there's still people out there literally every day being like "ya i know its a bit old but ill just dry it and then itll be fine" no, bitch, ur disgusting, stahp it

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Lena @notaterrornerd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

90% of mushroom poisonings in this country are actually just good old regular food poisoning from people eating rotting old mushrooms they found and every year in the mushroom groups people post shit that makes you think it should be way more than 90%

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