Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No TikTok until you’ve finished your peptides 011
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Rename the eastern states in the midwest to the Middle East 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Try to find a cheeseburger with donuts as buns. It’s been there before 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If Greeks care so much then they can make their own version 001
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026TRT plus allowing them to carry personal firearms around bases sounds like a great combo 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Going to the beach soon. Need to get the diarrhea parasite to finish off this cut 0110
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The power was flickering at my work and I heard a guy swearing to himself then I saw him installing outlets while the power was on 0110
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The best listings are titled “don’t know what it is” then still have a $50-200 price. 020
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My brother made a 1 minute video picking his front door that got like 800k views 13 years ago and every comment is either mad that he’s teaching criminals how to break into houses or thanking him because they got back in their house 1180
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026If you’re trying to convince people to vote for Platner you’re going to have to go straight to “yeah he’s a piece of shit, but we need the votes”. You don’t need to pretend he’s a moral or principled person 030
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026When you say “lesser of two evils” about Platner vs Collins you have to specify it’s based on how they’ll vote. Because he’s definitely more evil in his personal life 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Which is why you can’t run a campaign on trying to reach them. It’s an incoherent ideology that can’t be reasoned with 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026“Oh you’d rather have a republican for senate in Maine???” I’d rather have a party that doesn’t pluck a Nazi tattoo having sex freak who joined the child murdering army and then the even more child murdering private mercenary company as the opposition against a dying old lady 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I’ve hated Platner since I first heard about him and every thing that comes out about him is just proving my original opinion was correct 100
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Isn’t it kind of an indictment on the horror genre that multiple of the biggest horror movies of the last few years came from young YouTubers and not established filmmakers? 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026My #1 gripe with Forza Horizon 6 is that you find a barn find with some crazy racing livery or lowrider flames but when you pick it up from restoration and it’s back to factory paint 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026There’s a growing number of boomers Ai’ing bikini babes into their Facebook marketplace listings of boats and trucks and I think it’s very funny 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026As an engineer who loves mechanical things like cars and guns I really couldn’t care less about planes and think it’s funny when million dollar piles of shit crash (when the pilots eject) 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026He did it a few years ago for a Halloween costume and then kept it 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I respect that slightly more than the people that pay for a gym membership to hit a tire with a hammer 020
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Waiting on material for other knives so I made a large chef knife. Not perfect but figuring it out 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Just saw a marketplace listing for 14 VHS copies of Twister for $5 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I got that same text. Also I don’t think anyone looks like JD Vance 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 17/04/202630 mins into session and therapist does an ad read for dick pills 0190
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Chapo mentioned it multiples times but it took until their review episode with PAL for me to even understand what the name of it was 020
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Google says “spirited/city” driving ranges from 19-24 for the NB, which is all I do, but either way mine could definitely use some maintenance 110
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Was surprised when I got my Miata and realized it takes premium and gets 23mpg 110
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026All of those burger eating CEOs should have a bullet eating contest🫣🫣🫣 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Think of all the people who recorded themselves cutting open a beef Wellington but overcooked it😓 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Everyone freaking out about the snow but have you even considered that I just bought my first 4wd car and haven’t had a chance to use it yet 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I fear that right wing controlled media has so successfully turned every American into a 60iq moron that it’s impossible to return to normal without major decades long reeducation 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Unless they campaign specifically on arresting every Trump appointee and family member that has flagrantly broken the law, I will never vote for a democrat 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Erika Kirk speaks like the middle school horse girl that would get in trouble for biting someone at recess 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025The guys I watch seek out and test budget stuff while also using like $700 ultralight spinning reels. They know no one else wants to spend all that 110
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I search “for willer” on FB marketplace often to see the results in rural Ohio 020
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025@murderxbryan.bsky.social I’m currently listening to Taco Bell Guys and I’ve seen the steak cooking in the factory and it’s surprisingly good looking and smelling 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025But it also makes me resent them even more because I would be so much better at being rich 030
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025It really makes me sleep great at night knowing that my life as a random middleclass midwesterner is more fulfilling and joyous than any rich person I think about on a daily basis 230
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Like 3 times a year there’s a new “super moon” or “blood moon” that’s “the biggest and reddest it’ll look for the next 30 years!” But that’ll never be as cool as the northern lights. Enough with the full moons! 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 05/11/202580% of the reason I just bought my own equipment for my basement was to get away from the annoying people at the gym 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Already hearing rumors that Dick Cheney didn’t die jacking off. THATS NOT TRUE. He died watching “backyard backshot bbw bbq 4” during a 6hr goon session 000
