Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Rename the eastern states in the midwest to the Middle East 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Going to the beach soon. Need to get the diarrhea parasite to finish off this cut 0110
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026If you’re trying to convince people to vote for Platner you’re going to have to go straight to “yeah he’s a piece of shit, but we need the votes”. You don’t need to pretend he’s a moral or principled person 030
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026When you say “lesser of two evils” about Platner vs Collins you have to specify it’s based on how they’ll vote. Because he’s definitely more evil in his personal life 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I’ve hated Platner since I first heard about him and every thing that comes out about him is just proving my original opinion was correct 100
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Isn’t it kind of an indictment on the horror genre that multiple of the biggest horror movies of the last few years came from young YouTubers and not established filmmakers? 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026My #1 gripe with Forza Horizon 6 is that you find a barn find with some crazy racing livery or lowrider flames but when you pick it up from restoration and it’s back to factory paint 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026There’s a growing number of boomers Ai’ing bikini babes into their Facebook marketplace listings of boats and trucks and I think it’s very funny 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026As an engineer who loves mechanical things like cars and guns I really couldn’t care less about planes and think it’s funny when million dollar piles of shit crash (when the pilots eject) 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Waiting on material for other knives so I made a large chef knife. Not perfect but figuring it out 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Just saw a marketplace listing for 14 VHS copies of Twister for $5 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026All of those burger eating CEOs should have a bullet eating contest🫣🫣🫣 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Think of all the people who recorded themselves cutting open a beef Wellington but overcooked it😓 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Everyone freaking out about the snow but have you even considered that I just bought my first 4wd car and haven’t had a chance to use it yet 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I fear that right wing controlled media has so successfully turned every American into a 60iq moron that it’s impossible to return to normal without major decades long reeducation 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Unless they campaign specifically on arresting every Trump appointee and family member that has flagrantly broken the law, I will never vote for a democrat 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Erika Kirk speaks like the middle school horse girl that would get in trouble for biting someone at recess 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 02/12/2025@murderxbryan.bsky.social I’m currently listening to Taco Bell Guys and I’ve seen the steak cooking in the factory and it’s surprisingly good looking and smelling 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025It really makes me sleep great at night knowing that my life as a random middleclass midwesterner is more fulfilling and joyous than any rich person I think about on a daily basis 230
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Like 3 times a year there’s a new “super moon” or “blood moon” that’s “the biggest and reddest it’ll look for the next 30 years!” But that’ll never be as cool as the northern lights. Enough with the full moons! 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Already hearing rumors that Dick Cheney didn’t die jacking off. THATS NOT TRUE. He died watching “backyard backshot bbw bbq 4” during a 6hr goon session 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Just going to start saying Chipotle is on the BDS list (don’t know if it is) because that’s easier than saying they fucked up my order so many times that I haven’t been back since 2023 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I’m going to lose my mind when they do a moment of silence tomorrow at the OSU vs. OU game 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Don’t celebrate this event if you’re worried about personal repercussions but you can’t act like it will change how the authoritarian administration is going to react. They already know exactly what rights and freedoms they’re going to attack 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025A prominent white nationalist gets killed and people are warning not to celebrate that as if the white nationalist administration in complete control of the country will base their response on how the left reacts 110
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Do other countries have the problems the US has where every state just has all the same town names? So many towns named London, Paris, Lafayette, Springfield, Franklin… 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025It’s funny how everything said about Pawnee Indiana in parks & rec is about how it’s a shitty little town but every setting is either the giant Pasadena city hall building or a well kept cali neighborhood with perfect yards and nice houses 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025There’s nothing in my life that I do right now that would be made easier/better with AI. I know some people are actively avoiding using it but I still haven’t even heard a reason to how it would improve my life 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Doing a Tomb of the Unknown Soldier rifle inspection on my Starrett digital calipers anytime a coworker borrows them 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Manning the grill at the cookout today. Already going thru my gameplay like an NFL player on Super Bowl morning 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I’m the guy that releases the wild animals onto sports fields to give a little social media boost for a day or two 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025A little gauge on the mental health of Americans is that there’s been a noticeable (visible from the road) hoarder in every neighborhood I’ve lived in. I currently have at least two in my neighborhood 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025We need to find the liberal Joe Rogan… …and then kill him! 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Someone should set up a gofundme for Hunter when Joe dies 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025FB marketplace started showing me human sized dog cages and wedding dresses so I had to log off 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Guy at work that got fired keeps making different AI images of one of our owners as a fat guy eating food as his profile picture 010
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Don’t really need to hear about horses or horse racing anymore. Definitely don’t need everyone pretending they care or know about horse racing. Honestly don’t care to hear about Kentucky in general 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I think they should make a dollar bill denomination featuring trump but only if they use a real photo of him that isn’t slimmed down 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Amazon fulfillment centers are like Fallout vaults. They all have a different vibe because there’s a different experiment going on on the workers 000
Bluesky Jonny @notanevilguy.bsky.social · 29/03/202525mins into a 27min uber ride before the driver started talking about sex trafficked children. Call that a win 010
