Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 16hThis is one of my favorite new lines. It's so fucking funny. 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 16hAnd she gets hotter by the second 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I watched MLP when it came out at a ripe 9 years old. Instant and irreparable ionizing radiation to my bones (where the male is stored) and I've never recovered. 120
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hey anyone else find that the universe kicks them in the balls whenever they try to better themselves, as if a cruel joke? no? just me? okay. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The 22 minute progressive rock song Sludge by Vylet Pony is actually the #1 song on the charts belive it or not. 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If a necromancer brought back David Lynch and he directed it with 0 oversight, I still would not watch another fucking star wars movie. LET IT DIE YOU BASTARDS. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bought a soft measuring tape for online clothing sizing but decided to check my height because it's been idk 15-16 months since I last cared enough to check it. Last I checked I was 5'9" which for a dude is just below average (this made me happy) I have now checked again and IM FUCKING 5'5!? 100
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026wow! with this simple trick I too have brought the anguish down to only to core of my being! A void is being created within my psyche! This is a healthy coping mechanism ૮⸝⸝> ﻌ <⸝⸝ა Remember your emotions are only as valuable as long as they are POSITIVE!!! ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა⌒)ᦱ" 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have an ungodly amount of empathy and I have slowly gathered every mental illness Ive come across to try and properly help my friends. this has not helped a single person. 030
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm very quickly realizing that I'm very dog. Like I might have been puppy girl coded before I was girl coded. There have been far too many moments well before being a furry and knowing what pet play is where I was essentially a dog. 100
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 17/09/2026As a fan of mecha and the inherent storytelling elements of identity and how people's identity breaks in crisis and depravity, I feel like it's high time I read the gospel of the mechsploitation genre Warhound. I'm a big fan of reading smut and treating it as what it is which is genuine literature. 110
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Bakanevrender @nevrender.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Another one 82187533
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka🏳️⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026 102725855
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"BakaBasil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Survives somehow 2665012202
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"BakaChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music 244129902237
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026 452578512
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka✦ Cyber ✧ 🔞 @cyanceebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026a celebration of many shapes and sizes 🏳️⚧️ 345359875
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"BakaSPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026posting tummy on your TL 7099651552
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Bakawintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026a reminder 🪄 #illustration 2179043441
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Is this a sign to start working on a law degree? 030
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Bakaⓘ This user is(n't) sartha @snuffedanimal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i think i have a fetish for like. high-school level bullying. a girl called me a gaywad and i blushed. i need to kill myself 1132336
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"BakaRat Club President @andealmighty.hyper.wang · 14/09/2026Brain eating lesbian 1026656
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Devil May Cry but instead of wacky wahoo cool man, it's a drugged up it/it's in a mechanized chassis that is slowly losing itself as it's mecha's CPU (which is made up of a gestalt consciousness of multiple pilots after the mecha consumes them and their mech's CPU) takes over it's mind. 110
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"BakaMiss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Already got my halloween plans nailed down 302936639
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"BakaBeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm glad Metroid Dread and now Metroid Ravenous understand that Samus's true sex appeal comes from the fact that she's a genetic mutant freak who's built like a brick shithouse 0644136
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"BakaJoCat 🔜 Spokane Ren Faire @jocat.net · 09/09/2026Samus viciously choking/absorbing something while staring angrily through her cracked helmet is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life 9858431375
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"BakaDizzy 🐧🕊️ @dizzylion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Metroid Ravenous 0289129
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Samus looking at Crocmire 000
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Bakapoondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 032664
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Bakacritters @flarebat.yarnball.ing · 09/09/2026metroid ravenous 1740214
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Damm guess I'm back on social media again (This is a horrible idea that will only lead to suffering) 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I can't believe I missed the most important holiday of the new year. I am a shell of my self. 001
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka10電 @10den.bsky.social · 15/01/2026表紙絵どす 335781
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"BakaLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Tim Walz had made it clear he has nothing to offer but voting and the courts, but his people are being brutalized and murdered today You cannot vote war out. You cannot make it go away in the courts or purge it with more training You cannot even protest war away, when they wage it against you 23974255
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I'm gonna be cringe and say probably the most over-hyped area in DS1, ash lake, just the first overlook from walking out of the great tree into this beach of ash and the infinite distance of those same great trees, the base of the world. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Tonight I decided to watch Eraserhead from 1977. Slight issue, I am high as a kite and all I can think of is the main protagonist character with a low taper fade smoking a pack of Marlboro reds. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Just checked I haven't been living up to my username. play mage. play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage maybe try changeling it's alright play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage. 382
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/01/20262025 roundup: No work on books Dropping med school starting CompSci Starting EE Injections (Finally) hopefully life is slightly kinder to me in the coming months. 011
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"BakaJ.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Today is the last day that you can repost this image 32516314736
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Absolutely bombed my final today. I've officially flunked out of nursing school, a genuine low point in my life. But now that it's over and the anxiety of potential failure has become the depression of certain failures, I can look towards other shit like my love affairs with backend development.media.tenor.coma close up of a spongebob squarepants face with big eyes .ALT: a close up of a spongebob squarepants face with big eyes . 110
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"BakaGray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Shoutout to deathgenerator.com 1228281225
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 04/12/2025There is no such thing as a fetish "Joke". it's just denial after curiosity. 010
Reposted by Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"BakaShikishima @vg99kinsei.bsky.social · 05/05/2025あざらしKMJK水泳部 82037409
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 16/10/2025New Mage: The Ascension homebrew I just made up on the spot. Heightened State: if all of your dice Land on 10s on an Arte roll you are given 3 extra temporary Arte for the remainder of that scene. As well as giving the players the option to reduce their Arte roll pool to gamble with botchs. 100
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 12/10/2025So I've been pretty good at theory crafting for H:tP called the werewolf twist from a mile away. This last audiolog has me wondering about Matilda. I think, she's a red talon poser. With the analogy of werewolves and punks she seems to fit the role of a poser very well #huntertheparenting 142
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Update on Orpheus Investigations. Nothing of note (nursing classes are taking up more time than I'd like) In the mean time I'm also working on a potential video about obsessively delving into each sphere in Mage: The Ascension, how I view them both mechanicaly and meta-textualy. 111
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I work part time at a library and taught it would be nice to remind everyone about book bans since it's banned books week. Hot tip: if it's been banned before it's probably a pretty good book. Especially if it was banned on moral or political grounds. Donate a Engels book to your local library. 020
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I guess I should start mage posting again after months of not doing anything in the hobby (nursing school is a constant struggle) SO I'M doing a dumb thing relating to but not exactly mage. I'm going to start a weekly update on a WoD inspired, Chapter by chapter web novel. it will be bad and cringe 110