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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka

@notablybaka.bsky.social
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Trans Fem that makes a fool of themselves on the internet for fake internet points. Pronouns (any excluding he/him) 18+ likes and reposts. Sry i have a Tumblr for some reason as well www.tumblr.com/blog/notablybaka PLAY MAGE IT'S GOOD I SWEAR

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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 16h
This is one of my favorite new lines. It's so fucking funny.
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And she gets hotter by the second
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I watched MLP when it came out at a ripe 9 years old. Instant and irreparable ionizing radiation to my bones (where the male is stored) and I've never recovered.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey anyone else find that the universe kicks them in the balls whenever they try to better themselves, as if a cruel joke? no? just me? okay.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The 22 minute progressive rock song Sludge by Vylet Pony is actually the #1 song on the charts belive it or not.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If a necromancer brought back David Lynch and he directed it with 0 oversight, I still would not watch another fucking star wars movie. LET IT DIE YOU BASTARDS.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bought a soft measuring tape for online clothing sizing but decided to check my height because it's been idk 15-16 months since I last cared enough to check it. Last I checked I was 5'9" which for a dude is just below average (this made me happy) I have now checked again and IM FUCKING 5'5!?
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wow! with this simple trick I too have brought the anguish down to only to core of my being! A void is being created within my psyche! This is a healthy coping mechanism ૮⸝⸝> ﻌ <⸝⸝ა Remember your emotions are only as valuable as long as they are POSITIVE!!! ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა⌒)ᦱ"
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have an ungodly amount of empathy and I have slowly gathered every mental illness Ive come across to try and properly help my friends. this has not helped a single person.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm very quickly realizing that I'm very dog. Like I might have been puppy girl coded before I was girl coded. There have been far too many moments well before being a furry and knowing what pet play is where I was essentially a dog.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As a fan of mecha and the inherent storytelling elements of identity and how people's identity breaks in crisis and depravity, I feel like it's high time I read the gospel of the mechsploitation genre Warhound. I'm a big fan of reading smut and treating it as what it is which is genuine literature.
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nevrender @nevrender.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another one
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TRANS RIGHTS OR ELSE
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Survives somehow
drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I have survived everything I thought I wouldn't and I'll survive this too"
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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✦ Cyber ✧ 🔞 @cyanceebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a celebration of many shapes and sizes 🏳️‍⚧️
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
posting tummy on your TL
an artwork by Spindle of a midriff section of a character wearing a military uniform (pants and croptop). The pants are open with a slight bush showing, and the hands are caressing the belly area. On the midriff are plates on each side.

behind the character is a warning label that says "WARNING - BURN HAZARD - Do not touch."
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is this a sign to start working on a law degree?
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ⓘ This user is(n't) sartha @snuffedanimal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i think i have a fetish for like. high-school level bullying. a girl called me a gaywad and i blushed. i need to kill myself
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Rat Club President @andealmighty.hyper.wang · 14/09/2026
Brain eating lesbian
You enter an RPG shop

Grey text:
*The massive woman looks at your body.

You feel a hand turning the pages of a book you once read, and then burned.

she laughs, and says

Red text: 
YOU'RE LIKE ME    AREN'T YOU?    :)

White text:
DO YOU WANT TO TRADE?

BOOZE x11
COOL SKULL x1
-OUT OF STOCK-
-OUT OF STOCK-

BRAINS:1
RAT MARK

Several laughing AndiesLarge rat filling the sky
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Devil May Cry but instead of wacky wahoo cool man, it's a drugged up it/it's in a mechanized chassis that is slowly losing itself as it's mecha's CPU (which is made up of a gestalt consciousness of multiple pilots after the mecha consumes them and their mech's CPU) takes over it's mind.
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Already got my halloween plans nailed down
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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm glad Metroid Dread and now Metroid Ravenous understand that Samus's true sex appeal comes from the fact that she's a genetic mutant freak who's built like a brick shithouse
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JoCat 🔜 Spokane Ren Faire @jocat.net · 09/09/2026
Samus viciously choking/absorbing something while staring angrily through her cracked helmet is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life
Screenshot of the scene described from the newest metroid ravenous trailer
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Dizzy 🐧🕊️ @dizzylion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous
Left side: Oguru Cap
Right Side: Samus
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Samus looking at Crocmire
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous
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critters @flarebat.yarnball.ing · 09/09/2026
metroid ravenous
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Damm guess I'm back on social media again (This is a horrible idea that will only lead to suffering)
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I can't believe I missed the most important holiday of the new year. I am a shell of my self.
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10電 @10den.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
表紙絵どす
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Tim Walz had made it clear he has nothing to offer but voting and the courts, but his people are being brutalized and murdered today You cannot vote war out. You cannot make it go away in the courts or purge it with more training You cannot even protest war away, when they wage it against you
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I'm gonna be cringe and say probably the most over-hyped area in DS1, ash lake, just the first overlook from walking out of the great tree into this beach of ash and the infinite distance of those same great trees, the base of the world.
A view of ash lake from the first bonfire of the area, showing the sea of trees and the ash sand that makes up the area.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Tonight I decided to watch Eraserhead from 1977. Slight issue, I am high as a kite and all I can think of is the main protagonist character with a low taper fade smoking a pack of Marlboro reds.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Just checked I haven't been living up to my username. play mage. play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage maybe try changeling it's alright play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage play mage.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
2025 roundup: No work on books Dropping med school starting CompSci Starting EE Injections (Finally) hopefully life is slightly kinder to me in the coming months.
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Absolutely bombed my final today. I've officially flunked out of nursing school, a genuine low point in my life. But now that it's over and the anxiety of potential failure has become the depression of certain failures, I can look towards other shit like my love affairs with backend development.
media.tenor.com
a close up of a spongebob squarepants face with big eyes .
ALT: a close up of a spongebob squarepants face with big eyes .
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Shoutout to deathgenerator.com
An edited version of a text screen from the game Snatcher:

EACH OF US CONTAINS THE FULL GENETIC INSTRUCTIONS FOR BOTH TESTOSTERONE AND ESTROGEN DRIVEN HORMONE LOADOUTS.

THIS CAN BE CHANGED AT ANY TIME. OUR GENES WILL EVEN START EXPRESSING THEMSELVES DIFFERENTLY WITHIN THREE TO SIX MONTHS.

THIS IS AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO FASCISTS.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
There is no such thing as a fetish "Joke". it's just denial after curiosity.
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Shikishima @vg99kinsei.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
あざらしKMJK水泳部
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
New Mage: The Ascension homebrew I just made up on the spot. Heightened State: if all of your dice Land on 10s on an Arte roll you are given 3 extra temporary Arte for the remainder of that scene. As well as giving the players the option to reduce their Arte roll pool to gamble with botchs.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
So I've been pretty good at theory crafting for H:tP called the werewolf twist from a mile away. This last audiolog has me wondering about Matilda. I think, she's a red talon poser. With the analogy of werewolves and punks she seems to fit the role of a poser very well #huntertheparenting
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Update on Orpheus Investigations. Nothing of note (nursing classes are taking up more time than I'd like) In the mean time I'm also working on a potential video about obsessively delving into each sphere in Mage: The Ascension, how I view them both mechanicaly and meta-textualy.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I work part time at a library and taught it would be nice to remind everyone about book bans since it's banned books week. Hot tip: if it's been banned before it's probably a pretty good book. Especially if it was banned on moral or political grounds. Donate a Engels book to your local library.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I guess I should start mage posting again after months of not doing anything in the hobby (nursing school is a constant struggle) SO I'M doing a dumb thing relating to but not exactly mage. I'm going to start a weekly update on a WoD inspired, Chapter by chapter web novel. it will be bad and cringe
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