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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka

@notablybaka.bsky.social
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Trans Fem that makes a fool of themselves on the internet for fake internet points. Pronouns (any excluding he/him) 18+ likes and reposts. Sry i have a Tumblr for some reason as well www.tumblr.com/blog/notablybaka PLAY MAGE IT'S GOOD I SWEAR

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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ewwww why would they add sugar to potato salad? the only time sugar should be in mayo is in coleslaw. Potato salad is supposed to be savory!
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you promise?
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My enjoyment of vore is the rent lowering gunshots for you fuckers who like feet.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not religious, but having a girlfriend is a genuine fucking religious experience. I'm to expect I deserve this perfect woman? Me? The loser that eats chicken nuggets with Tabasco? The fraud that forgets to shave because she gets depressed all the time? Really? I'm becoming healthy and living rn.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's weird how much of the flirting I've done or have been done on has been some of the most degrading things anyone's ever said to anyone. I mean, it's hot, but still. Imagine if instead it was physical violence instead of verbal like we beat each other into the dirt and... no, that's still hot.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Danny, that's too many corn dogs Danny. Danny? DANNY!
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of me wants it to be like when krill dies and he's just a solid 3d model without any physics. Just a solid model of gran gran rolling around on the ground while her park bench violently ragdolls.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You need the rice for carbs. Bread is more expensive, calories for calories.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adorable give me 17 more
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and some men have a good rap but do bad rap. truly humanity is a diverse population
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I gotta stop idly scrolling bsky, I'm clenching my teeth so hard trying not to show emotion rn. This is hot.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's a fucking psychopath, I wouldn't expect anything other than this from him.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brain job its like head but uh... head?
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hate when disc horse makes a decently worded critique of American politics, because it reminds me of my own monkeys and typewriter-esque politic speak. like yes, America is dealing with Ego-imperialists doing endless implosions of their own "goated" self image. But I want to say that you dumb horse.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rice and Beans forevermore.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Viscous mod incoming.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's fat girl season all year round for eyes to... round... mmm.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yeah, keep it up girl! It gets much easier with time.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish I made any of this up, I feel so fucking ill rn.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I went to watch princess mononoke at a local screening tonight and snuck in beef jerky that was left on my dormroom door. Halfway though I fell asleep and then woke to the albino pig screaming in pain and felt so ill I wanted to puke. I was poisoned by bad jerky and missed 20 minutes of the movie.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shit! My cover is blown!
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It happens from time to time. No pride in it but it's honest work.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seven has always served cunt I'm just happy he gets more lines like this.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Huh, I guess some tongues deal with textures and flavors differently. Because I am instantly and extremely bothered by even the difference in 2% milk. Maybe I should try and see if I'm like a super taster or something. Though it might just be because I drink fuck tons of milk.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Over my fucking corpse yoshi. My goddamm corpse.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the only way vyper can believe she has a chance with another woman. She's so dysfunctional I love her.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to rip the model from the game so I can day 1 mod the old model right back in. I love this fucking freak.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's a greasy gold digger that kills people for booze and sells drugs to children. Why wouldn't she be a cougar as well? She's the worst. I love her.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's an awful person but a great mom.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is one of my favorite new lines. It's so fucking funny.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And she gets hotter by the second
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God I love this irredeemable woman. Truly I love red flags and she's selling them at extortion level prices.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh definitely, dark club room after many drinks sex.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our Bisexual lizard doesn't know how to flirt with women, and she's so real for that.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mainly do this for any game with a high enough level of subtext that I would ruin my enjoyment of it by outsourcing my literature and philosophy knowledge to people online. I would hate playing Signalis with a randos opinions about it's themes in my head, same with disco or certain VNs
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It sucks, thankfully mine did not come with hearing loss, but the pain is real. and it comes at the stupidest times. I'll be blaring heavy DnB for hours and nothing but a door hinge that was a little too loud, tinnitus for minutes to hours.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's the fun part! It doesn't! getting hit with the "my ears want to kill me" sound and pressure is a forever problem, and while it will go away for some time it will always come back, sometimes at random! isn't having a body awful?
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he is hiding it from Susie, it's bad for her diet.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
neither man knows what sex is
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have seen exactly 0 nude models of Chris Redfield, hower I have seen numerous nude models of Leon S Kennedy, this is because the natural slut energy that would come off chris is subsumed within the macrocosm that is Leon "S stands for slut" Kennedy.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ionizing insulin beam.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People think they are most attractive when they are put together and have planned everything out. This is the hottest a person gets, People are the hottest when they don't give a fuck in the morning.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so fucking scared what if she's chopped? Dear god, what if she's chopped?
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, as a combo chronic fatigue and insomnia sufferer, those 2 hours are lifeblood. Hope you get more rest at some point.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hmmm? Girl=food? No. Unless?
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please do.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, this is straight up the dumbest shit I've read. Sees fascist actions and propaganda based on fascist principles, coming from a man that is outwardly and continuously anti-anything that helps the American public. "Yep, sounds like communism." I'm so done with these people.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fun factoid for me: I didn't watch anything past like the 3 season but I had watched seasons 1&2 so much that I basically sleeper celled myself into being able to call out references to that show on instinct. I have not watched any episode in well over a decade now.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I watched MLP when it came out at a ripe 9 years old. Instant and irreparable ionizing radiation to my bones (where the male is stored) and I've never recovered.
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Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good night.
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