Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ewwww why would they add sugar to potato salad? the only time sugar should be in mayo is in coleslaw. Potato salad is supposed to be savory! 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026you promise? 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My enjoyment of vore is the rent lowering gunshots for you fuckers who like feet. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm not religious, but having a girlfriend is a genuine fucking religious experience. I'm to expect I deserve this perfect woman? Me? The loser that eats chicken nuggets with Tabasco? The fraud that forgets to shave because she gets depressed all the time? Really? I'm becoming healthy and living rn. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's weird how much of the flirting I've done or have been done on has been some of the most degrading things anyone's ever said to anyone. I mean, it's hot, but still. Imagine if instead it was physical violence instead of verbal like we beat each other into the dirt and... no, that's still hot. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Danny, that's too many corn dogs Danny. Danny? DANNY! 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of me wants it to be like when krill dies and he's just a solid 3d model without any physics. Just a solid model of gran gran rolling around on the ground while her park bench violently ragdolls. 020
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You need the rice for carbs. Bread is more expensive, calories for calories. 100
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Adorable give me 17 more 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026and some men have a good rap but do bad rap. truly humanity is a diverse population 020
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I gotta stop idly scrolling bsky, I'm clenching my teeth so hard trying not to show emotion rn. This is hot. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He's a fucking psychopath, I wouldn't expect anything other than this from him. 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Brain job its like head but uh... head? 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hate when disc horse makes a decently worded critique of American politics, because it reminds me of my own monkeys and typewriter-esque politic speak. like yes, America is dealing with Ego-imperialists doing endless implosions of their own "goated" self image. But I want to say that you dumb horse. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Rice and Beans forevermore. 100
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Viscous mod incoming. 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's fat girl season all year round for eyes to... round... mmm. 020
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hell yeah, keep it up girl! It gets much easier with time. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wish I made any of this up, I feel so fucking ill rn. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I went to watch princess mononoke at a local screening tonight and snuck in beef jerky that was left on my dormroom door. Halfway though I fell asleep and then woke to the albino pig screaming in pain and felt so ill I wanted to puke. I was poisoned by bad jerky and missed 20 minutes of the movie. 100
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Shit! My cover is blown! 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It happens from time to time. No pride in it but it's honest work. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Seven has always served cunt I'm just happy he gets more lines like this. 040
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Huh, I guess some tongues deal with textures and flavors differently. Because I am instantly and extremely bothered by even the difference in 2% milk. Maybe I should try and see if I'm like a super taster or something. Though it might just be because I drink fuck tons of milk. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Over my fucking corpse yoshi. My goddamm corpse. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is the only way vyper can believe she has a chance with another woman. She's so dysfunctional I love her. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I need to rip the model from the game so I can day 1 mod the old model right back in. I love this fucking freak. 110
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026She's a greasy gold digger that kills people for booze and sells drugs to children. Why wouldn't she be a cougar as well? She's the worst. I love her. 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026She's an awful person but a great mom. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is one of my favorite new lines. It's so fucking funny. 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And she gets hotter by the second 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026God I love this irredeemable woman. Truly I love red flags and she's selling them at extortion level prices. 020
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh definitely, dark club room after many drinks sex. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Our Bisexual lizard doesn't know how to flirt with women, and she's so real for that. 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I mainly do this for any game with a high enough level of subtext that I would ruin my enjoyment of it by outsourcing my literature and philosophy knowledge to people online. I would hate playing Signalis with a randos opinions about it's themes in my head, same with disco or certain VNs 110
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It sucks, thankfully mine did not come with hearing loss, but the pain is real. and it comes at the stupidest times. I'll be blaring heavy DnB for hours and nothing but a door hinge that was a little too loud, tinnitus for minutes to hours. 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That's the fun part! It doesn't! getting hit with the "my ears want to kill me" sound and pressure is a forever problem, and while it will go away for some time it will always come back, sometimes at random! isn't having a body awful? 110
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026he is hiding it from Susie, it's bad for her diet. 030
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026neither man knows what sex is 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have seen exactly 0 nude models of Chris Redfield, hower I have seen numerous nude models of Leon S Kennedy, this is because the natural slut energy that would come off chris is subsumed within the macrocosm that is Leon "S stands for slut" Kennedy. 100
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ionizing insulin beam. 001
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People think they are most attractive when they are put together and have planned everything out. This is the hottest a person gets, People are the hottest when they don't give a fuck in the morning. 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm so fucking scared what if she's chopped? Dear god, what if she's chopped? 030
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hey, as a combo chronic fatigue and insomnia sufferer, those 2 hours are lifeblood. Hope you get more rest at some point. 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hmmm? Girl=food? No. Unless? 020
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Please do. 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah, this is straight up the dumbest shit I've read. Sees fascist actions and propaganda based on fascist principles, coming from a man that is outwardly and continuously anti-anything that helps the American public. "Yep, sounds like communism." I'm so done with these people. 010
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fun factoid for me: I didn't watch anything past like the 3 season but I had watched seasons 1&2 so much that I basically sleeper celled myself into being able to call out references to that show on instinct. I have not watched any episode in well over a decade now. 000
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I watched MLP when it came out at a ripe 9 years old. Instant and irreparable ionizing radiation to my bones (where the male is stored) and I've never recovered. 120
Notably"I would let Samus Aran do literally anything to me"Baka @notablybaka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026good night. 010