Sign in

Flabbergasted

@noshadowcantouch.bsky.social
44K followers 27K following 4.4K posts

🌊It’s a mad mad world out there when you butter your toast on the wrong side. Anxiety weighs heavy on my shoulders. Hold on to your butt cheeks; gonna be a bumpy ride. 🌊 I ALSO love Horror movies, Ozzy, Star Trek, and my 5 rescue dogs. Married. NO DM.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Flabbergasted
M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Agree 💯 👇
43457172023
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Total roast.
0105
Reposted by Flabbergasted
Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
509262648793
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I just can’t. These jokes are just too hilarious!
2318
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
😂😂😂😂
1196
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Starter pack for you this evening.
030
Reposted by Flabbergasted
Stewart Prest @stewartprest.ca · 20/11/2025
The President of the United States is publicly calling for the political prosecution of his political opponents, urging the death penalty because they urged soldiers to uphold the rule of law. This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.
816133904286
Reposted by Flabbergasted
Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
8:30 pm...always seems a lot later..in November...than it does mid-June. It's exactly the same..it's just darker at 8:30 pm in November. Remember that. We're just living in the darker part of things right now..but...we're still living. The light..will come back around. We'll still be here. We will.
611215216
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
24913
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Do you think Trump is disappointed that he didn’t get National Geographic photo of the year?
050
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
No shocker here.
0145
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Eye roll. No honor among thieves.
160
Reposted by Flabbergasted
PAUL WOLSTENCROFT @paulwolstencroft.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Imagine if the most powerful man in the world, who controls enough warheads to Wipeout all humanity, is so immature and emotionally insecure that he gets upset and angry at comedians telling jokes about him
184
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Interesting read.
ms.now
Congress’ restrictions on hemp-derived THC is a short-sighted overreaction
Lawmakers who don’t fully understand the issue could jeopardize an industry worth close to $30 billion — as well as thousands of jobs.
0124
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Insanity. On the count of three, we all say “WE TOLD YOU SO!”
2133
Reposted by Flabbergasted
Resistor Sister @sistergf.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
So the First Felon not only is demanding Pam Bondi pay him $230 million of our money He’s also planning on paying upwards of $50 million to Michael Flynn who plead guilty to lying to the FBI The greed and corruption is off the charts.
21365143
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Love it when the far right nut jobs start turning on each other.
0120
Reposted by Flabbergasted
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Fact-check: true 😕
981174275621
Reposted by Flabbergasted
Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Priorities.
527213569006
Reposted by Flabbergasted
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
“This was a very very bad vote”
348113693321
Reposted by Flabbergasted
Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/11/2025
All of this
15484081812
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
What a waste of the last month! The American people suffered for nothing.
2146
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Trump getting boo’d at the Comanders game was priceless! I mean he wants to revert them back to the previous team name and rename the stadium after himself.
1121
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Dis Cuss Ting!!!
130
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
When your own words come back to kick you in the mouth.
111350
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Shut up Mullin.
68940
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Tellin the truth here. Lost many a friend over this.
32312
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Facts!
43310
Reposted by Flabbergasted
Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Mike Johnson bemoans able-bodied men collecting healthcare benefits from the government while not working--exactly what Mike Johnson is currently doing.
1982693769
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Starter pack for you tonight.
020
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Definitely ran slap out!
0111
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
This guy is a bumbling fool.
291
Reposted by Flabbergasted
Portia @portianoir.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Fellow people who feel things in very big ways, we are not supposed to be living like this, so give yourself grace on the days where the anxiety that you are a problem or in the way gets too loud. Everyone and everything is on edge right now. You are not too much.
23515103
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
0125
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I think I might be able to give this an honest effort.
050
Reposted by Flabbergasted
Bornabrit1 @lindarothwell.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
LOOK AT THIS. I'M LIVID !
1117885
Reposted by Flabbergasted
GiGi Angel @gigiangel.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
75013
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
1142
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
More distractions. George Santos was yet another distraction. Plus it keeps us talking about Trump. He doesn’t care if it’s good talk or bad; just as long as we keep talking.
064
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
0123
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Yep! And he would let all the pretty blondes live.
273
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Disgusting.
130
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
3269
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
0123
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
0174
Reposted by Flabbergasted
Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I’m old enough to remember when we had a system of checks & balances that involved Congress, when Congress controlled the purse and legislated, and the president respected the Constitution & rule of law. I’m old enough to remember when a U.S. president wouldn’t want to be King George or a dictator.
409103482540
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
1113
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Starter pack for you tonight.
031
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
They shot a priest in the head too.
0113
Flabbergasted @noshadowcantouch.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
0246