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@northflagay.bsky.social
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Reliably bitter, cynical, and sarcastic with usually a beer in hand.

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 11h
Office closed for tomorrow
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Life goals
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let’s see what the latest weather report says
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I went out to lunch and had a beer and now I don’t want to do anything now that I’m back in the office
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess my token is no longer expired
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A gigantic pimple is beginning to form right between my eyebrows and I’m already feeling self conscious about it
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂😂
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought I was well rested today until the 1.5 hour seminar that I just attended
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Manholes literally did explode (underground gas/electrical fire)
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t drive into the office this morning thanks to some exploding manholes 😏
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yup! Unfortunately it’ll probably not be the one we hope for
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Several days of rain in a row is getting tiresome but it does make for great sleeping conditions
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You are way more knowledgeable than I am then! I’ll need to do more research before my exam next summer
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😂😂 so harsh
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Air Optix. But I’m going to ask for something else next time
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I definitely want to try a different variety/brand once I need to get a new script the next eye exam. I’m just going to take them out again and give a good rinse with saline solution
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meanwhile I’m on a new pair today (I’m on monthlies) and they feel terrible 😩
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tropical storm or hurricane by next weekend?
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday fellow Libra 🥳
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The struggle is real
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday yet again
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just have to pass the episode where Tr*** shows up 🤢
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Libra: Congratulations! You’re one day closer to dying alone and having your corpse eaten by your cats!
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve been thinking of a Nanny rewatch lately
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well you’ve gotten further than I have!
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Already pouring outside, the temptation to couch rot is real today
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve now changed beverages
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmao dead 💀
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😛
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everything I have learned about Gypsy Rose Blanchard has been against my will
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good god, you’ve beat me 💀🤣
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol I know! That’s usually the ones they do
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmao I can’t
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just had two beers and already feeling frisky
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Same 🤪
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Annoying clientele at the brewery today but the hot British bartender was working at least
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s outrageous since that should make for very comfortable living unless they have a huge student loan payment or rent/mortgage payment
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now someone in the brewery is talking loudly about their family lineage going back to the Donner Party
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Monkey Side Eye Meme
ALT: Monkey Side Eye Meme
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think they may need some of that lol
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Already too many annoying children at the brewery not being controlled by their parents
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Unacceptable Jofrost
ALT: Unacceptable Jofrost
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, don’t twist my arm!
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m not much of a napper tbh! Plus I got plenty of high quality sleep last night
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The weather is lousy (on and off rain) so I’m not feeling too motivated. And I’m not even at my house since I’m dogsitting. I’ll probably just get a beer in not too long!
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wouldn’t surprise me! This station usually has just 70s and 80s so I was shook when late 90s crept in
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ran a few errands and got a walk in this morning and now I don’t know what to do with the afternoon
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls just came on the *oldies* radio station and I now feel very old
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Say what now
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Mary Cosby's Shocking RHOSLC Phone Call
ALT: Mary Cosby's Shocking RHOSLC Phone Call
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They certainly have been dysfunctional. Having more credible competition can hopefully help keep the majority party more accountable
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yup, I think they’ve just been starved of cash because of the lack of competitiveness in FL the last few cycles
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I see more ads for the Georgia races than the Florida ones that I’m going to be confused when it’s time to go vote.
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