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plugging 9 volt batteries into each other until they explode

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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
every 6 months we’re gonna get a new kirk angle. it’s the new MCU
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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gormless tomfool bea 💗💜💙 @beesmygod.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Abstention is a vote for trump, voting for Harris but not doing so enthusiastically is a vote for Trump, criticizing the Dems "hide and cry" strategy a year after the election is a vote for Trump, acknowledging poor people exist is a vote for Trump, Baltimore backing out of the Crosby trade is a vot
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
twitter light mode update is so repulsive that it’s actually forcing me to spend less time on the app
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
im interested in working on a longer form breakdown of my issues with tom king, his politics, and his body of work, is that something that anyone would be interested in or am I just beating a dead horse
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
the reason lanterns is like that is because tom king's creative process consisted entirely of recognizing that "marine corps" and "green lantern corps" sounded similar. the plan was never to tell a lantern story, it was to create propaganda using name brand IP.
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It's kinda ridiculous how many men were single issue voters on this single issue. you would not believe how many people genuinely think this way.
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
in iraqi day in afghan night no child shall escape my sight let those who are not rich or white beware my power lantern drone strike
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
feels like the whole looksmaxxing rankings scene is a byproduct of current generations not being all that into pro wrestling. the children yearn for the attitude era but all they have is MMA.
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
wonderful week at the movies
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
once every year or so i’ll revisit microwave planet to remind myself how good cate wurtz is
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
i am one of the few people that can claim megalopolis in imax with the live actor segment on opening night
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
this would go so hard if knightfall mattered at all to the status quo
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
joining a tenants union
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
getting to the bottom of this
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
apotheosis of the gig economy. burning endless amounts of venture capital to create enough of a barrier for the end consumer to lose any sense of empathy for service workers while outsourcing the work to someone that can be paid slave wages. every time.
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
think its about time I reread watchmensch
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Assorted Crisis Events issue 8 was so devastating I had to take a Bob Dylan walk after
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
knightfall is an underwhelming slog but at least you get the occasional masterfully composed page
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
lol
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
between the latest issue of Assorted Crisis Events and the (many) ongoing gimmicks in Absolute Martian Manhunter, it's really exciting how Deniz Camp and his artists engage with the comic as a physical, tactile object. The exact types of innovation that an age of e-reading desperately needed.
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"we should run the government like a business" says the CEO nosediving a business that runs like a business
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
did they actually ban dril
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I think it’s reasonable to say everyone that works at Adobe should be in prison
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
smiling friends you have done it again
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Im gonna start responding to every bit of news regardless of context with “you know MGS2 predicted this” to see what percentage of people know what happens in MGS2
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
design school curriculum should include conflict mitigation to prepare students for when a manager inevitably flips the entire project plan a week before delivery
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
smiling friends you have done it again
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
yeah man sure fuck it why not
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
incredible that this guy ate chicken so wrong that he had to see a doctor and his immediate reaction was "wow this is so kafkaesque"
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
4XL Drive jacket
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
the computer is evil. we never should have invited the computer inside the home
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
smiling friends you have done it again
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
its great that every game wiki runs on the most user hostile platform imaginable
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
football is terrible and the bears will always let me down
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
they’re drowning me in the bog tomorrow
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
need them in fortnite
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
the pitt babey love da pitt
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
trent reznor doing commercial jingles. i want to help you like a hamburger. is this anything.
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
i can’t think of a single other MCU alum that’s had the motion he’s had. the only person with positive post-endgame trajectory.
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
for the past few weeks i’ve been on what i call “lawyerquest” where i keep liking ads for personal injury lawyers to see how esoteric i can get. this is the current state of affairs.
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
this hostage negotiation could’ve been an email
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
last 4. it’s been a good week.
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sears @normaltakeguy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
if Watergate happened today his name would be g. gordon griddy
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