normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Okey dokey thank you very much mister president sir 061
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve ascertained that new words are enjoyable to use 010
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve definitely reacted to a stubbed toe with “fuck me in the goat ass” 000
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We don’t know for sure that Paul or Perry Bump isn’t living there 000
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is probably what’s causing that huge hashtag #drought 120
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Man this guy will believe anything you tell him 030
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Isn’t the goal to not get sick or hurt and need to use it I dunno 45309
Reposted by normal carpet rideSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 20/09/2026LET THE PRESIDENT BUILD THE TERRORDROME! 26510
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’ve shown it to SO many people for this exact reason 021
Reposted by normal carpet rideJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026She did the Dril tweet 117015
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“We have Agent Hank Schrader at home” 031
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’d probably know more about these scams if the Trump Phone I ordered had shown up 010
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is what the terries took from us 000
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This entire administration is under the thumb of Big Diarrhea 1506
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Has anyone looked into our nation’s very drunk guys 000
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The more I hear about 9/11, the more I don’t like it 070
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Wanting to be referred to as a “Cohnhead,” I presume 010
Reposted by normal carpet ridejosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 29/08/2026uncanny resemblance 973412269
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Isn’t Brad Sherman the guy who watches porn on flights 2241
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Has anyone mentioned that you must be an absolute blast at parties 1120
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Great work Antifa Manager on Blueskee 1150
Reposted by normal carpet rideSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Fuck you, Tim Curry, you piece of shit. 23140188
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“Is there a Missus Scary Threat To Elderly Fox Viewers?” 040
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 24/08/2026(please note that Doug Ford also sucks) 1520
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Oh come on I’m gettin hosed on those already 010
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“I used to be a white supremacist. I still am, but I used to be, too.” 0605
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Quickest turnaround I’ve seen of “Chicago style pizza hitting table” to “asleep in car” is 13 minutes. 0111
normal carpet ride @normalcarpetride.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’m always getting spooked by the character Spaghett 060
