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Seamus Kelly

@nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social
453 followers 475 following 303 posts

I enjoy indie rock, baseball, dog influencers, and non-vehicular Pixar films. I do not enjoy fascists or their enablers.

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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Go go gadget justice
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I’m gonna pretend I could make a carburetor or some other mechanic joke here.
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This is fantastic content
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
When you’re offended by “love is more powerful than hate.”
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I don’t have one. I assumed they’re all on the cloud.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
@tesla keep making money you pedos
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Name them shame them
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Karolyn Leavitt. Actually I’ve never seen her and Charlie in the same room.
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Well someone was recoded disconnecting it ffs
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Let’s talk about the Mexican pizza my friend
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Years from now, we’ll say “the life of Chuck guy who called out our pedo president” instead of “Luke skywalker”— I dressed as Luke skywalker every opportunity I could for 20 years of life
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Idiots don’t need access to assault rifles.
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Congresswoman Maxine Dexter, M.D. @repdexteror.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I was just denied entry to the Dilley detention facility while my constituent, seven-year-old Diana, remains inside. What kind of sick, horrific conditions are children being forced to endure in there? I will be back tomorrow. Accountability can’t wait.
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is drinking from a flask
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is drinking from a flask
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This dude really is Sean Penn from One Battle After Another.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 27/01/2026
Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him. “When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
AOC to @pabloreports.bsky.social : A swastika is one of the clearest symbols of hatred in all of humanity… to remove that designation… indicates a possible collaboration with those very elements, which I think is genuinely frightening to any American.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/11/2025
Dear ICE: They don't let you wear a mask in your mug shot.
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Unilever/Magnum has been silencing Ben & Jerry’s when the brand has tried to speak out about social injustices & progressive values. It’s wrong. Join me & sign Ben from Ben & Jerry's petition & be entered in a raffle to win a free pint of his pro-ceasefire sorbet! sign.moveon.org/petitions/un...
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Unilever: Stop silencing Ben & Jerry’s ice cream NOW!
Unilever/Magnum has been silencing Ben & Jerry’s when the brand has tried to speak out about social injustices & progressive values. It’s wrong. Join me & sign Ben from Ben & Jerry's...
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Original or new Ducktales retcon?!
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Page One. @theguardian.com #ICE
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Now, I don’t like to see anyone die, but if someone has to die it might as well be a techie… because another one comes along. It’s the same belt, the same hammer in the tool belt. You can barely tell the difference.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 30/10/2025
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Oh man. You are so right. I was so in on fetterman. And you don’t even want to know what i spent on sinema. I’m done with this sack of shit.
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Possibly for blackwater. Cool cool cool. You’re telling me we can’t find a Beto in Maine who isn’t a mercenary with panzer tattoos? I’ll contribute! Do better
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Face melt or face explosion? Tough to decide on.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 25/10/2025
Just for the record, in 2020: - Wray was the FBI director Trump handpicked to replace Comey - Jack Smith was in the Hague prosecuting Kosovo war crimes - Garland was an appeals court judge - Monaco was in private practice in LA There was no Biden administration yet, crooked or otherwise. He crazy.
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@realDonald Trump
Just in: Documents show conclusively that Christopher Wray, Deranged Jack Smith, Merrick Garland, Lisa Monaco, and other crooked lowlifes from the failed Biden Administration, signed off on Operation Arctic Frost. They spied on Senators and Congressmen/women, and even taped their calls. They cheated and rigged the
2020 Presidential Election. These Radical Left Lunatics should be prosecuted for their illegal and highly unethical behavior!
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Bad takes don’t bother me. Nazi tats are a nonstarter. And I know a lot of Celtic and Nordic symbolism have been co-opted by Nazis, but find me an acceptable use of that panzer symbol.
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Amen. That should be unifying principle on both sides.
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Right? No one with social media when they were a kid will be electable with purity tests. To get a straight up Nazi tattoo, even if the story is true he was drunk and picked a cool looking skull tattoo, and never addressing the fact you have a straight up Nazi tattoo? That’s too much.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 25/10/2025
Pretty wild that the Republican Party apparently now hates Ronald Reagan — and everything he stood for — and is actively trying to destroy his actual legacy.
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Ben Daniel (he/him) @revbennyd.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/10/2025
Reminiscin’ this’n that and havin’ such a good time. Oo-De-Lally, Oo-De-Lally golly what a day.
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
He also wants America to love him. How’s that working out for him?
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Crime president commits crimes without Clarence Thomas and John Roberts kissing his forehead?! Let’s see what happens.
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social please control your stooges
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
It was badass and you encapsulated it perfectly. You should consider writing for a living.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/10/2025
🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.
Screenshot of a post on X from Colombian President Gustavo Petro’s verified account. The post reads: “US government officials have committed a murder and violated our sovereignty in territorial waters. Fisherman Alejandro Carranza had no ties to the drug trade and his daily activity was fishing. The Colombian boat was adrift and had its distress signal up due to an engine failure. We await explanations from the US government.”
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I saw dozens of J6ers celebrating their work in Nashville on their way home to have sex with their sisters. I saw maybe one person who looked like he was there to cause trouble in Nashville today, and spoiler alert, he did not.
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
We took those majestic beasts back from 4chan
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Welcome to the resistance
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Seamus Kelly @nopenopenopeokfine.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The idiosyncrasies of Gaelic form the idiosyncrasies of how Irish people speak and it’s wonderful.
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