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Ana McAllister

@nope-thank-u.bsky.social
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I need to encourage everyone to NOT watch the 'What Happened To Sex' documentary. It is WILDLY unnuanced, bordering on puritanical, reminiscent of the satanic panic.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Social media bans are stupid. Here's my new son, Piripāua, he is also stupid, but in an endearing way.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
As someone who is in the middle of a fight between left and right. There are too many times where I think "who needs emenies when you have friends like this" Like we aren't trying our very very best under incredible stress, dealing with horrible people. Not sure I want to be in this fight anymore.
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InternetNZ | Ipurangi Aotearoa @internetnz.nz · 10/06/2026
Nominations for the InternetNZ Board are now open! If you are an InternetNZ member passionate about an open and secure Internet, care about digital equity, and want to use your skills and experience to help guide InternetNZ’s future, this is your moment. Full details> internetnz.nz/news-and-art...
internetnz.nz
InternetNZ Board nominations now open
Ready to help shape the future of InternetNZ | Ipurangi Aotearoa? Nominations for the InternetNZ Board are now open.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The matching blue suits is giving the wives of Gilead
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The way the people walk around the koru lounge talking hands-free in meetings is giving group psychosis.
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Musical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Now in my third year of posting this little doom loop graphic.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Ive seen some incorrect dates floating around. So just an FYI, members due to renew have till the 30 June and should now have an email with instructions. New members need to sign up by 24 April to vote at the AGM. #InternetNZ
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Creatine with raro 💅🏼🔥
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
NZ First to Campaign for Referendum on Māori Seats... This shouldn't be surprising, but my mouth did open. As we organize, continued, renewed, and sustained attacks on our progress towards equity will come for the powers in politics.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I just did 1 hour on the stairclimber and I'd like my fat ass now
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a man sitting in front of a microphone with the word gimme on the screen
ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the word gimme on the screen
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The way that the boys in the current govt yell "No" like petulant children when house votes happen is ridiculous.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The people having an issue with me putting a suggested dress code on an event are all Pākehā. It seems like Pākehā a very much not used to having to follow an outfit guideline for an event. But yous are making me want to rip out my hair
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I remember before I started working and I thought traveling for work would be so fun. Now I have to fly somewhere in NZ every week for the next 4 weeks. And my whakaaro has changed. Today I'm in Tairāwhiti, which is, to be fair, a very fun airport.
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InternetNZ | Ipurangi Aotearoa @internetnz.nz · 28/10/2025
We go way back with @micheleacourt.bsky.social. She's MCd NetHui at least three times and voiced videos for us – so she was our first choice to help us host NetTalks, and we're so pleased she said yes! Christchurch, we'd love you to join us this Friday at 5.30pm.
Photo of Michele A'Court, name in text, other elements illustrativesix speakers six minutes each six tech talks Net Talks short talks big impact Ōtautahi Christchurch, other elements illustrative
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I just found out which two bills were drawn from the biscuit tin today, why would fate do this to me. I have enough going on, pls leave me alone.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I really have two vibes at conferences.
Ana looking at her colleague and smiling/laughingAna looking very board, with arms crossed, double chin, and generally unimpressed look
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Hey, you all saw me fail at NetHui. I tried something different. It's cheap as (DM me for a 50%off discount code). It's the inspirational-ness of a great conference, crossed with an easy entertaining experience for the audience = NetTalks. Please come! Please 🙏🏼
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
If anyone can point me to a single jurisdiction that has successfully (efficiently and effectively) age-gated social media platforms. Then I would be happy to have a conversation about it.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Given I'm 30 now, I figured it was time that I do the oral hearings myself, like an adult. Answering the big questions.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Well I have just left the office for potentially my longest ever shift. I am truly exhausted. Please don't come asking me about NetHui I only just finished the AGM.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Has anyone got any good family lawyer recs for Auckland?
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I'm having lots of fun at NZNOG not really understanding much. But loving the merch.
A man presenting on stage, behind him is a projected slide with pie graphs of the market share of leading AI vendors.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The sound of women laughing 😍🤌🏻💋 The sound of men laughing 🤢😠👀
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Megapope 🇵🇸 @megapope.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I feel like we've dissed enough course today, everyone
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The Aotearoa Weekend @te-mutunga-wiki.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Daniel Craig introducting The Weekend on SNL, with the text: E rangatira mā... te mutunga wiki
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I remember when I used to go to events, say where I work, and people would have no idea who we were and what we do. That does not happen anymore. I miss those days.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Do you use social media for mahi? Are you interested in the social media hell scape we currently exist in? Tomorrow lunchtime: Emerging Risks & Responses: Navigating the Wild West of Social Media in 2025 www.linkedin.com/events/emerg...
linkedin.com
Emerging Risks & Responses: Navigating the Wild West of Social Media in 25 | LinkedIn
The social media landscape is undergoing seismic shifts, and the rules of the game are being rewritten faster than ever. From Meta dismantling its content moderation and DEI policies to TikTok’s fluct...
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The Aotearoa Weekend @te-mutunga-wiki.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Daniel Craig introducting The Weekend on SNL, with the text: E rangatira mā... te mutunga wiki
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I've literally had to get my partner to hide my work phone and laptop from me for the weekend. Because he knows I'll go on it and I've been working 17 hours days. Happy matatini though. 🫠
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
@manaakicollective.bsky.social is on bluesky!!!
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Kneecap and indica is going to get me through the next few months.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Wow wow if you're taking legal action against the HRC to commissions... you're probably in the wrong, not a great day for NetSafe or NZTech. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
rnz.co.nz
Tech agencies lawyer up after claim they failed to protect Jacinda Ardern from ‘violence, misogyny’
Hundreds of people called the former prime minister vile and dehumanising things online. Internet safety agencies did nothing - then called in the lawyers.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
That's suspicious. That's weird. It's also wild to think you don't already have a political movement already, called the westminster system. Mt Albert, if anyone wants to text the bro.
A white piece of paper with black text that reads:

The Pakeha (sic) voice meetings:
As a concerned community member and descendent of the 1st family to Otago June 1840 (Ngati Wikitoria), I am seeking Christian focused Pakeha who are interested in meet-ups to discuss the concerns & impacts we are experiencing due to Political & Cultural issues. 
I have data, solutions & ideas as to how Pakeha can learn the facts, strengthen our network & kinship with a view to forming a political movement.

Indicate your interest by text 02102499960 for a call back with meet up details.
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Dr Sanjana Hattotuwa @sanjanah.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
To help those in New Zealand engage with the oral testimony to the Justice Committee hearings on the Treaty Principles Bill, I've machine-transcribed Day 1's four-hour long video livestream which was feat. on NZ Parliament's website www.parliament.nz/en/pb/sc/scl...
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Today is my 5-year Moko kauae anniversary. Here's five things I learned. 1: I've never been more comfortable in my skin, felt more beautiful and looked more like myself 2: people will call you whaea, and speak reo to you. Pākehā will also absolutely butcher a "Meri kirihimete" at you.
Ana and her mum look down at the camera making funny faces while in Parliament building for an event.
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Coley @coleytangerina.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
In light of Mark Zuckerberg's announcement that Facebook is ditching fact-checking during a time of heightened disinformation and polarisation, a colleague and I have written an op-ed about what this means for New Zealand's public sector. www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3605...
thepost.co.nz
Time for public sector to step up in defence of online trust
OPINION: Meta’s latest move should serve as a wake-up call in the battle for public trust.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Has anyone seen any good submission on the Principles bill? I'm look for some to cite support of in mine, so far I have the Māori Law Society, and the human rights commission.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This event is on tomorrow night. My speech is written and I need people to laugh at my three jokes. Haere mai!!!! events.humanitix.com/human-rights...
events.humanitix.com
Human Rights Day 2024
A needed and thought-provoking discussion on how we can combat disinformation while preserving the right to free expression and other human rights.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Heads up to those submitting on the Treaty Bill. Submissions that call people racist won't be accepted. New guidance from the Justice Committee states that the committee will not accept: -racist material, particularly overt racism and characterizing people as racist
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
For those is are Wellington based and interested in this kind of thing, I will be speaking at this UN event at parliament, on the 3rd of December about disinformation online. events.humanitix.com/human-rights...
events.humanitix.com
Human Rights Day 2024
A needed and thought-provoking discussion on how we can combat disinformation while preserving the right to free expression and other human rights.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
In 1896, 56 years after Te Tiriti o Waitangi, the lowest numbers of Māori population were recorded. There were only 42,000 Māori recorded in 1896. Today 128 years later, 42,000 people showed up to protect Te Tiriti o Waitang, to fight for tino rangatiratanga, to fight against colonialism.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Absolutely devastated to share that I recently lost my beautiful cousin Te Ohomauri John Jones. Like many Māori, he recently moved to Australia to find a better life for his whānau. Please if you can, donate. Please ask for help. He was so loved. givealittle.co.nz/cause/in-lov...
givealittle.co.nz
In Loving Memory of Te Ohomauri John Jones
We are asking for support to help cover the costs of John Jones' tangi and ease the burden as his whānau navigate this challenging time.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
A bit of sun and I'm a new woman. Alexa play love life by Doja Cat
A shinny leg up in the air, in a yard with trees, pointing up towards a blue sky.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Any portable air purifier recommendations. Looking for something I can fit in a bag, for planes and conferences.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
I've been learning how to sew my own clothes the last few months. I made this top, coat and bag recently. And they all make me really happy
Ana from the back wearing baggy cream trousers, a boxey black oversized jacket and a red quilted cross body bag with little bows.Ana from the front wearing cream trousers, a shirred orange shirt, and a black boxey jacket.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Listening to Woof by Nahbo all day is all thats getting my through right now.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Me vs the powdery mildew in my māra
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
The way in which I have seen pākehā men in positions of power have zero care for the safety of wāhine Māori is exhausting.
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Ana McAllister @nope-thank-u.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Since I'm going away for Xmas, I thought I'd do a big green tomato harvest and make my Nana's green tomato chutney. All of these from 5 tomato plants.
A 4 pound pile of green tomatos, different shapes and sizes, a few purple cherry tomatoes too.
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