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We're the noodles! Plural system See them all here: imgur.com/a/FDRyTdu

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Aero 🔞 @aeronus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CW: #macro #micro #nsfw #bulge #aeronusart Being a little dragon surrounded by so many size-stealing bulges is truly a wonderful life~ Flat Color Commission for @noodlverse.bsky.social, featuring @thunderbelly.bsky.social, Myself, @silver-goldhart.bsky.social, and @nomaxice.meow.social.ap.brid.gy~
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gives @irvine.bsky.social another notification
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
KIT IS SMOL 👏 TAPE TO WALL 👏
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it me birthday
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
y-yay💦 my favorite spot💦💦 Amazing commission by @aeronus.bsky.social as a gift for my huge friends @thunderbelly.bsky.social and @nomaxice.meow.social.ap.brid.gy and @silver-goldhart.bsky.social
Ciel a small noodle dragon is being squished by 4 huge soft growing bulges surrrounding him and leaking pre on him while he shrinks
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The Pikachu Master @pikachumaster25.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I won't presume to know the mathematical landscape of the Tingleverse, but my headcanon is that @chucktingle.bsky.social is responsible for one of its most foundational results: a mathematical proof that love is real.
Screenshot of a fake mathematical paper.  It first defines buds as a set of complex numbers in polar form whose angles add up to an integer multiple of 2pi, with that integer being referred to as a pounding coefficient for the funny.  It then states "Chuck Tingle's Theorem", which says if you have four precisely named buds (L, O, V, and E), then multiplying them produces a real number.  In other words, LOVE is real.  The proof is left as an exercise for the reader.
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
y-yay💦 my favorite spot💦💦 Amazing commission by @aeronus.bsky.social as a gift for my huge friends @thunderbelly.bsky.social and @nomaxice.meow.social.ap.brid.gy and @silver-goldhart.bsky.social
Ciel a small noodle dragon is being squished by 4 huge soft growing bulges surrrounding him and leaking pre on him while he shrinks
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Your Favorite Disney Princess (Wrong answers only)
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Marge Simpson Dancing
Alt: Krumping Marge Simpson
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wikipedia is on top of things 👍
screenshot of Wikipedia article of "List of US state foods", except Kentucky's state vegetable has been edited to be United states senator Mitch McConnell who's status of being alive is currently in question
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 26/06/2026
Honey, what's wrong? You haven't even tried sitting in the butthole.
A leather chair that looks like a puckered b-hole
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Quinn @microquinn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Did you know Wisconsin is raccoon territory? It's inherently dangerous.
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
GREAT ARTIST FRIEND IS ON BSKY NOW GO FOLLOW THEM AND COMMISSION THEM
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Mothbaubles @slumberdragon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
a handful of commissions for @noodlverse.bsky.social !
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Kapitein Oranghien @kapiteinoranghien.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Patrion reward for @noodlverse.bsky.social , full colored on patrion :3
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Quinn @microquinn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sometimes folk need just a LITTLE push in micro may
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Strangie @strangie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Bonus additional silly thing made by @noodlverse.bsky.social
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SillyWerWolf @sillywerwolf.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Weight of a mighty donn dragon will be upon you... this time a bit more spicy than usual~ Color sketch commission for @corydonn.bsky.social and @noodlverse.bsky.social! :>
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Rudolf 🔜 MFF @flame.dog · 19/05/2026
AAAAAAAAAA LOOK WHAT I GOOOOOT @noodlverse.bsky.social made me into a shirt >/////< ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Rudolf wearing a tie dye shirt in his own colors
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Rudolf 🔜 MFF @flame.dog · 13/05/2026
Zenith (@noodlverse.bsky.social) has quite the skillful tongue... so big and strong... I find it hard to resist if he wants to scoop me up and gulp me down ❤️ Art by Moth Baubles: mothbaubles.tumblr.com
A very large and muscular dragon with a nose ring coils his massive purple tongue around an anthropomorphic wolf, who is looking at the dragon affectionately, symbolized by two heart shapes floating next to his head.

There is a watermark in the lower left corner with the artist's name, Moth Baubles.
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Portland Oregon i will not explain
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beezly.bsky.social @beezly.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
When it is #MicroMay you have to watch for your micro friends being so small. Beezly is used to looking after those who are smaller than him, and he loves letting his micro friends have fun on him when they are small! Paw is my sona Beezly and OC Acero the bat, with @noodlverse.bsky.social !
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Thunder Dragon @thunderbelly.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Backlog posting! Fantastic gift from @noodlverse.bsky.social by @kapiteinoranghien.bsky.social ! Artist does amazing work and has a wonderful patreon to browse! Give em a look ;3 Also, Ciel being hypnotically wrecked by a colossal buff dragon~
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Themefinland @themefinland.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Chaos entity
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
They gave her bottom surgery! good for her
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🔞🕷️𝕶𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊🕷️🔞 ➡️MFF'26 @coffinpaws.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I showed this to my uncle and he said:
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A man of the people!
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Strangie @strangie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Looks like Levi had other plans for Drorrg's meditation session today! Looks like his schedule (and belly) have been filled out! Guess we'll just have to make room. Levi @noodlverse.bsky.social 🎨 @tribdinosaur.bsky.social !
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LemonySol @lemonysol.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Macro March means that big guys are marchin'. And loomin' An old piece for precious @jhusky.bsky.social 💛
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I just hope both teams have fun :]
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Kuro @foxkuro.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
So my laptopso my laptop is now out of commission and I'll have to start saving for either repairs or a replacement so as a reminder I do have open commissions and plenty examples of my works
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Mana is stored in the balls @chapu.sheath.church · 27/01/2026
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Corydonn @corydonn.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Noodle at the Sauna with a surprise creature for company and maybe some onlookers from below~ Commission from @blockman3.bsky.social #DonnStuff #Paws
Low Angle POV shot of a Noodle Dragon in glasses and a towel sitting in a sauna letting off some steam while showing off their paws to the viewer.

There is a creature creaturing creature creature background creature.
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DF ---> Rampaging NY @dragonfireny.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This may be the greatest thing I've ever gotten from the thrift store
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
This is the only politician who's ever been far left enough for me. more of these please
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Ian Pathwell (BLFC) @ianpathwell.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Insectoids who's stings or bites rapidly shrinks the victim instead of being poison.
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Waxing Tide, of the Flamm/e Clade @flammtay.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Oh and ah, one more thing that's been botherin' me. You say you're a 'SFW-Only' artist, but... Earlier when I complimented the details on the mouth you drew -- excellently done by the way, you're real talented -- you ah, You called it a maw.
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Phorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
A digital drawing referencing the quoted image. In the style of an early 20th century drawing, a woman in a dress holds a minigun. The text above is changed to read "Does the minigun make women cruel?"
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Libby 🎃Stink Gourd🎃 @libbystigaard.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state. How's everyone else doing?
A small watercolor painting of a horrified looking cartoon dumpling.
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ShapeShifter @deshapeshifter.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
"Detecting an unknown entity of scale beyond all parameters. Are you sure whatever you’re doing is worth it?"
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
how much you wanna bet this is a ploy to get people's ID's so they can leak them later like discord did
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
When you're trying to find something decent in the Steam NextFest...
AI Generated Content Disclosure
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Sol ⚜️ The Fairy Princess 🩵🎀✨ @atompalace.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨
How Eevee and its evolutions (except Sylveon, as she was drawn in the post this one is quoting) react to being bathed. Pokemon, drawing description, and image text in brackets:

Vaporeon: wagging its tail happily in a shower cubicle (Needs no second bidding. Removing them from the shower is harder)

Jolteon: looking sidelong at the viewer with narrowed eyes (You know better than to shower an Electric type.)

Flareon: rolling contentedly in a sand pit (Fluffy fire type gets a sand bath instead!)

Eevee: being held in one hand, rinsed with the other, with big sad eyes and question marks (Too liddol to comprehend or rebel. Feeling a bit betrayed tbh)

Espeon: Peering out of a crack in a cupboard (Uses Psychic powers to choose best hiding spots until you give up)

Umbreon: Hissing wild eyed, clinging to shower curtains, with gloved hands attempting to reach (Acrobatics, unholy screeching, etc. Protective gear recommended)

Leafeon: sitting under the shower happily, eyes closed and tongue outstretched to catch the water (Calmest Eeveelution in the bath. Plant likes being watered!)

Glaceon: Standing somewhat tensely under the shower in silence (Tolerates it, but might be plotting revenge)
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Vod @vawdkot.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The Leviathan... Sketch commission for @noodlverse.bsky.social !
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🌟 🌈 Vantid Art 🎨 🌟 @vantid.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
This might be my husband’s most favorite thing I’ve ever drawn.
A coyote “sketch” in the loosest meaning of the word.
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Darck 🔜 MFF @darckhumor.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Biceptember! <3 Tags in comments :D
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Darck 🔜 MFF @darckhumor.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Here ya go man :D Hope you like it! Shoot me a DM if you'd like the file <3
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Mina @snooch.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
can i come over and do this to you
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
What flavor is your sona?
Extremely fluffy noodle dragonPink Pom-Pom Hat
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Halloween Charlie @chazero.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Finding out you use ChatGPT or other generative AI, for any reason, makes this symbol hover above my head every time you mention it.
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