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The Noodlverse

@noodlverse.bsky.social
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We're the noodles! Plural system See them all here: imgur.com/a/FDRyTdu

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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
hello yes I've wanted to get art from you for a while 👀
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Themefinland @themefinland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Be careful of who you call a dweeb in high school
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gimme the cursed amulet and 3 packs of sour patch kids
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's their soul rotting
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel a completely normal and regular way about this yep
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey I got that same thing going on! in an "It's complicated" kind of way
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
skeletons with crushed pelvises from futurama
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🅰️
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here take your pick of noodles! -> imgur.com/a/FDRyTdu
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big 💦
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Aero 🔞 @aeronus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CW: #macro #micro #nsfw #bulge #aeronusart Being a little dragon surrounded by so many size-stealing bulges is truly a wonderful life~ Flat Color Commission for @noodlverse.bsky.social, featuring @thunderbelly.bsky.social, Myself, @silver-goldhart.bsky.social, and @nomaxice.meow.social.ap.brid.gy~
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi I'm now applying this same logic to me & other systems
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dinner :9
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
please? 🫪
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Have two more!
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gives @irvine.bsky.social another notification
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I scroll expecting lasagna or perhaps a cannolli but goodra is even better!
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
KIT IS SMOL 👏 TAPE TO WALL 👏
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
GIVE US THE LIST
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👀
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
👉👈💦💦 Feigning having no idea what's causing the shrinking while they cause the shrinking and I cluelessly continue to get smaller at their hand. Is really good 🥴💦
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
imagining a friend doing this to me is, really good,, >.>💦
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME 👀💦💦
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it me birthday
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
y-yay💦 my favorite spot💦💦 Amazing commission by @aeronus.bsky.social as a gift for my huge friends @thunderbelly.bsky.social and @nomaxice.meow.social.ap.brid.gy and @silver-goldhart.bsky.social
Ciel a small noodle dragon is being squished by 4 huge soft growing bulges surrrounding him and leaking pre on him while he shrinks
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I see Sykes I see Resonite I know fun stuff is about to happen 👀
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The Pikachu Master @pikachumaster25.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I won't presume to know the mathematical landscape of the Tingleverse, but my headcanon is that @chucktingle.bsky.social is responsible for one of its most foundational results: a mathematical proof that love is real.
Screenshot of a fake mathematical paper.  It first defines buds as a set of complex numbers in polar form whose angles add up to an integer multiple of 2pi, with that integer being referred to as a pounding coefficient for the funny.  It then states "Chuck Tingle's Theorem", which says if you have four precisely named buds (L, O, V, and E), then multiplying them produces a real number.  In other words, LOVE is real.  The proof is left as an exercise for the reader.
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
they already took all the good ideas for challenge runs apparently
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sits here in sixfold : )
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/nood... this
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
y-yay💦 my favorite spot💦💦 Amazing commission by @aeronus.bsky.social as a gift for my huge friends @thunderbelly.bsky.social and @nomaxice.meow.social.ap.brid.gy and @silver-goldhart.bsky.social
Ciel a small noodle dragon is being squished by 4 huge soft growing bulges surrrounding him and leaking pre on him while he shrinks
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Your Favorite Disney Princess (Wrong answers only)
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Marge Simpson Dancing
Alt: Krumping Marge Simpson
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
same 🥴
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
::)
Meditating gnoll with a suspicious smiling shadow beneath him
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Maybe I just like throwing things! ✨ 🫳 🪨
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Squish me with him @.@
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wikipedia is on top of things 👍
screenshot of Wikipedia article of "List of US state foods", except Kentucky's state vegetable has been edited to be United states senator Mitch McConnell who's status of being alive is currently in question
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yes please....
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 26/06/2026
Honey, what's wrong? You haven't even tried sitting in the butthole.
A leather chair that looks like a puckered b-hole
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
They want to be domesticated so bad
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Steal half his height and add it to ears
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Of course they were full it was the vore meet
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Staring up at the both of them like-
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
👀💦💦 Hi hello
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
YES YOU ARE
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
🅰️
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The Noodlverse @noodlverse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Oh I love him
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Quinn @microquinn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Did you know Wisconsin is raccoon territory? It's inherently dangerous.
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