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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 9h

...or a certain other part of his anatomy that's externally visible...

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Rest in peace, RJ Mitte.

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ghosts just need their booooo-ty call, I guess.

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Upcoming surgery will render my right hand useless for some time, creating exciting temporary positions for dynamic people. Wages in the 1-3 groats range, payable on St Jude Thaddeus' next feast day: cat concierge cook hair stylist house maid jester groom of the stool All applicants etc...

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

...tries desperately to construct a witty reply, but realises there's neigh* chance of that happening at this time of night... *sorry!

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I thought that was Catherine the Great?

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's a lovely day today - perfect for opening some windows to let in the sunshine, perhaps?

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Now you see why I was so ticked off...

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And so cowardly. They aren't allowed to talk to me (or L, when she was alive), because of their past behaviour, so they played the system & got their "revenge" through the back door. There is a special place in hell for such people.

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thanks, Debs. Have just posted an update x

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is it too mean of me to hope that there's a freak accident in a garden centre, where they trip over & are beheaded by a viola?

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One twisted couple didn't like L, & thought it great to complain to the council, who yesterday ordered it ripped out - after 5 years. The couple also called the police on us. How can you have so much spite & malice for a dead woman who always tried to help others?

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

An update, now I'm calmer. L & I built a community garden. Many residents helped & loved it. Just finished a re-vamp in her memory, & her daughter was travelling down this Friday to see it.

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just when you think someone can't sink any lower, be any more mean, petty, spiteful, hateful, vindictive or more disrespectful the living & dead, they outdo themselves. I hope I live long enough to see them get their comeuppance. My last shred of faith in humanity is gone. I'm DONE with people.

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

May he roam free with the gods, now. Fare thee well, beloved companion cat. My sincere condolences to yourself & Lady B.

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Those teeth! Is he contemplating mouse-aka for dinner?

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Good to know - as it happens, the surgery is for bone fusion in my right hand! Plus, obvs, there'll be no housework for a while 😁

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can't say I blame you! But having said that, am having some surgery soon, and if they offer me some good stuff afterwards, I won't turn it down ☺️

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The problem is that even if you do take the meds & it goes away, you then need a new pill to take away the side effects that the first one has now given you...

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Very wise. At least then, when you do have to admit defeat & seek medical attention, you can feel that you're getting your money's worth.

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Quite right! I was so poorly last Boxing Day that I had to ring 999, but I still remembered my manners, & actually said to the call handler, "I'm really sorry to bother you". The paramedics told me that if I didn't go to hospital, I ran the risk of dying, so at least I wasn't being a wuss...

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

AI surgery: an exciting (if brief) future awaits...

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

1 is a zombie 'hog 2 was maded in the Aarman studio 3 has just received terrible news 4 looks more like a Rasta orangutan 5 roadkill 6 created by AI 7 should be on Corrie 8 severely constipated 9 the stuff of nightmares

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Is there also a large, permanently open window close by?

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Did they bolt a death mask onto Fred's face whilst he was still alive?

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When the pain in my hand first started getting bad, I tried the NHS self-referral portal. Told them exactly (with medical names) what was wrong. Was offered a self-help leaflet, & they got snotty when I said I couldn't operate on myself. Consultant took one look, & guess what - I was right...

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Is he counting sheds to get off to sleep?

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Yup - leave that to Lady B! 😉

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

No! Not Tim! It is NEVER over when we're talking about Frank N Furter. 😭💜

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It's just the enshittification of life, I'm afraid 😞

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"Apparently" you need a gadget with inbuilt AI in order to cook anything properly 😆

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I kept an unopened can as a memento. Enjoyed them when I was older, too, & times was 'ard. My mum used to make me sarnies with Sainsbury breakfast slices (a cheaper version of bacon) - I still miss them. I even asked Sainsbo to bring them back a while ago 😞

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Just looked them up - they smell like buttered popcorn! 😍

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

...and I really hope that they have hands like Edward Scissorhands, too. That poor kitten ❤️

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Reform have said they will scrap PIP & the health element of UC. Their new slogan should be "work sets you free"... If he were alive today, Charles Dickens' novels would be a whole lot darker, & that's saying something...

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Have they started building the work houses yet? 🤣

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Total bar stewards. It'll be like Mad Max world soon - fighting for a can of food... If the ground wasn't rock-hard, & I wasn't disabled, I'd start building a fallout shelter. But I guess I won't need it - the elderly & disabled will be culled first 😀

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

My late mum would not believe how much basic, non-fancy food costs nowadays.

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Corned beef - NOW you're talking! Chilli corned beef hash is a staple here.

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I am not letting my cats see that picture - I can't afford their trauma counselling fees... The only Spam I will occasionally eat is the one with real bacon - it's my guilty pleasure.

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Where is a direct asteroid strike when you need one?

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Did it 🎶roll off the table, and onto the floor?🎶 😁

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The eyebrows in particular are weird: like glued-on clones of Groucho Marx's 'tache stuck to their foreheads...

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Nic @noo-thompson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I bought M&S cargos - same pattern, only the colour was different. In order to get them to fit, 1 pair needed to be THREE sizes different to the other.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

No matter what's going on in your life, just remember there's some form of potato that can make it better.

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