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Reposted by @nonstopfunny.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2025If we can embrace the Israeli destruction of Gaza City, surely we can take the next step and accept the armed occupation of our own cities. by Bari Weiss 211207200 1.2K
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Reposted by @nonstopfunny.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Rest in peace to Jane Goodall, whose tireless advocacy for primates has brought us closer than ever to the Planet of the Apes becoming a terrifying reality 281620159 1.6K
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Reposted by @nonstopfunny.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Yes President Trump was slurring and exhibiting disordered thinking in his appearance before the generals. But at least he didn’t have a hoarse voice like Biden in the first debate. 311704226 1.7K
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