Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Found out today thay when you plug headphones into a playstation controller the tv mutes and it's like my life is really beginning 030
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you want to support the work of Darnell Docket, find Ernest Graham and break his leg 100
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ACC Network is selling me 25 year shelf stable doomsday food and I think that about sums up the state of FSU football 000
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Got up showered got dressed brushed my teeth did my hair walked into the kitchen and it was 1255am. Let's try that again. 020
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 25/09/202672° is perfect change an alternator in the driveway weather. So glad it finally feels like football. 020
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'd never seen Ashton Daniels moustache before and now I know what's wrong with him 000
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If FSU wins this game they need to fire Mike Norvell even harder 020
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026First no electricity now too much electricity, get your shit together FSU 131
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I keep seeing this story and keep thinking this woman shit herself because of generic Oreos. I will not investigate further. 030
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Tried to get in my bed and a 4 year old told me to go lay on the couch 000
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There was a mexican restaurant in Tallahassee that had an AYCE special in the very early 2000s. I don't remember what it cost at the time but it couldn't have been more than like fifteen bucks. I would pay $50 with no hesitation today. 310
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A sick friend just proposed putting Liquid IV in Pedialyte and I need it on record that Thiquid IV was my idea. 140
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Is anybody else experiencing biblical levels of love bugs this week or is that a me thing 220
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Things could always be worse. Things have BEEN worse. Recently! 000
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026About to find out the stadium is somehow on Talquin electric where my real Tallahassee heads at 130
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"I spoke with the referee and he said they went to reset the transformer smd then the transformer blew." This is the most Tallahassee thing that has ever happened 140
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Power outage at Doak reminds me I need to reset the clock on my stove 020
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026JIMBO WANTS TO COACH FSU SO GODDAMN BAD Lest we forget the last however many years of his tenure were absolute ass. Perhaps most importantly, FSU is broke and he couldn't do shit at aTm with unlimited resources. 000
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The manager at one of my accounts told me last week her son had been murdered. And now I'm watching the Ethan Pritchard video package. Wild how having kids of my own changes this all from a "damn that's crazy" to crying my ass off. 020
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Kid in the megamimd helmet has to go home. Killing me out here. 100
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'm sure I'm not the first person to JOKE about getting a party sub tattooed all the way around their thigh. But. 650
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Y'all ever put all the wasabi on the first piece of Publix sushi just to feel something? 020
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Coughed up something alarming and then remembered I ate a single oreo right before bed. All is well. Carry on. 000
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Slough. Never knew if it was pronounced like rough or like dough or like through. But now I've googled it and have thus completed my mastery of the English language. 260
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Good morning. Wordle 1,899 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 000
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Last night my team looked like dogshit but I was standing on my patio grilling burgers under string lights not sweating or getting mauled by mosquitos and this is a reminder that college football is not about whether FSU is worth a damn (They're not. Again.) It's about fellowship and nice weather. 111
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I'll give this to the ACC command center. That was goddamned EFFICIENT. 000
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I've never met an NC State fan in the wild. Are they real? Seems like a bad time. 110
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026That Pabst truck was "stolen" in a town 25 minutes from this brewery. And 40,000 lbs of PBR wholesale is like $25k, 30 tops. The truck and trailer are worth way more than the beer and surely they have insurance? Weird to see actual news reporting on what feels for all the world like a publicity bit. 110
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I loved Justified and I love Reacher but seeing Chief Deputy Art Mullen reduced to this breaks my heart 000
Reposted by JeffDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank. 15695831153
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Must not be any talkin bout the noles because I think I speak for the whole fanbase when I say I'm too dead inside to feel much of anything 020
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Hey @surber.bsky.social where is juggalo @stephenhartzell.bsky.social the world needs it to heal right now 110
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Happy reactivate your youtubetv week to all who celebrate 041
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Per this first of its type email I just received from my longtime 401k people, I reckon the stock market must be due to crash imminently. 010
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026New Reacher is tremendous. A welcome return to large man mashing stuff form. Got too cute last year. 000
Jeff @nonotjeffallen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"Daddy will you come poop with me" Sure thing, man. Team work makes the dream work. 050
