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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement

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You don’t have to stay on Bluesky infrastructure. *Follows who I’ve never interacted with will be blocked.* No random onlyfans please. Not anti-SW, just not here for that. 👍 —— DM = followers only You can reach me via Germ! I block quickly

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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 6h
You’re welcome! See folks, *That’s* what you do when you find something cool. You immediately share it around. I hope you’ve all learned from this. I know I haven’t. 👍
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 9h
If it were a zucchini, an argument could be perhaps be made. Very little can strike fear in a neighborhood like the one gardener on the block who shows up at your door saying “so I grew a few more zucchini than I need…”.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 9h
What? Where?
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 9h
How do you solve a problem like Marmalade? How do you hold a tiger in your hand? /Sound of Music Reference
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Melpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"It looks delicious," she said, "but one question, what actually is 'homemade ghee'?" its butter i clarified
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10h
Tl;dr I just discovered this song and you’re all on notice for not letting me know these kids existed before YouTube did. Anyways, the 80’s are back. youtu.be/DX2uy32iMZc
youtu.be
Haute & Freddy - Touch Touch (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Haute & Freddy
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 11h
I’m feeling like collateral damage.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 11h
youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8
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Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) Official Video HD - Scatman John
YouTube video by Scatman John Official YouTube Channel
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 12h
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill Bill
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 12h
The Refigerator Monologues by Catherynne M Valente should be required reading at this point.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 12h
As do I, but having to purchase an extra piece of equipment to get around their design flaw underscores why it should be considered an anvil-worthy crime.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 12h
For me, I think engaging with a film as an object to use as a source for clever backtalk/comedic inspiration and such is a perfectly reasonable choice to make, for a number of reasons, but it should be reserved for private screenings with friends who’ve all agreed that’s what they’re there for.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 12h
Iceman is one of my faves as well. Excellent choice.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 12h
Does he not know about what happened? Apologies if that’s prying, it just feels a weird question to ask, given such a very real-world example of the impact.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 12h
Mimosa? I don’t even know ya!
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 12h
I’ve been in denial about that for ages. Ironically, my doctor lowered my dosage recently because I was losing blood internally so I may actually have enough clotting factor that it’s safe. I need to check into that.
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Global Voices @globalvoices.org · 22h
The under-paid labor of non-profit news
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 12h
Legendary status achievement!
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 12h
I tried checking it out yesterday and it seemed to be nothing there. I appreciate the update! Absolutely gonna import (I should check the license but I believe it’s cool) all the various flags from tech.lgbt all the queer flags from
tech.lgbt
LGBTQIA+ and Tech
We welcome all marginalized identities. This Mastodon instance is generally for folks who are LGBTQIA+ and Allies with an interest in tech work, academics, or technology in general.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 13h
That’s..good to know. I’m getting it on Thursday afternoon. It usually hits me 2 days after I get it, which is why I planned it that way. Hope I wasn’t too optimistic.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 20h
Huh…I should probably check with my dr if the last colonoscopy also counts as having checked that out. Pretty sure he did, but it was a busy day.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Mister Frost remains the most underappreciated performance of Goldblum’s career, IMO.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
It’s like nobody ever heard of the pathetic fallacy*. John Ruskin apparently lived in vain (yes I know that’s not how he defined it, but the modern usage had have a starting place to evolve from). *This is different from the pathetic phallusy, where dudes give their dicks names.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
In public?
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Utter fucking bullshit.
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Marna Nightingale — ICE gets the skates. @marnanightingale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#uglydogs can you help?
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
It was probably a butt-dial.
static.klipy.com
Arnold Schwarzenegger: It's Naht a Toomah (Kindergarten Cop)
Alt: Arnold Schwarzenegger: It's Naht a Toomah (Kindergarten Cop)
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Pleasantly surprised to see Edmonton Airport supporting male lewds like this. I’ve always been told the scene there is better than Calgary…
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
I swear to god I hadn’t seen the announcement about the new Turok comic when I made that joke.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Is it written on a metallic variant cover of Turok the Dinosaur Hunter #1? Because I think I still have one..
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Marvel just sitting here dropping cool titles like they’re sprinkling seed for the birdies.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
I had to read that three times to make sure they weren’t contradicting themselves a couple of times. Still not entirely sure. I know it’s hard to type while backpedaling but…
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Right the fuck ON!!! Can’t wait to see more of them.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
A scammer? An opportunist? A long-con artist? An abuser of the system? A shitty person? An ironic and self-centred example of what the republicans claim they want to see less of? What I wouldn’t do is use sex-work as part of a put-down when I could use any number of other things. YMMV of course.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
Just finished watching the release of episode two of Knights of Guinevere and…wow. This is some amazing work. There are scenes that are disturbing in a way I did NOT expect. The body horror quotient is greater than zero. Also, Frankie is such an absolute thug, I adore her.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
Well for one thing, it’s nowhere near as horrible a thing to say? The distance between “this guy did a lousy job as president” and “this guy is the same as Hitler” is pretty vast.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
When I say you don’t *want* to know more, I promise you it is the case. If I hadn’t worked at a few telcos I would be blessedly ignorant of the rats nest that makes up the back-end of POTS. Long live cellular and VoIP.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
Political lovebombing.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
/nerd it’s called Mobile Number Portability (also Local Number Portability) and it’s made possible (in NA) by the Number Portability Administration Center (NPAC) in the US and Canadian Number Portability Administration Center, who maintain and share data as it changes.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
Part of me wants to say this is Mosaic erasure, but most of me would be thrilled to see Marc Andreessen and all his works vanish in a puff of crypto-scented smoke.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
Perhaps with just a little less anti-sexwork labeling sprinkled in next time, if you wouldn’t mind? 👍
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
Various countries are various countries. In terms of multiple citizenship or passports being an issue with Canadian border crossings, it’s not. An issue that is. Can’t speak for getting (back) into the states, as that’s a whole nother matter and can and does change like the weather.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
Nope. They do not care how many citizenships you have. They ask “Canadian citizen?” You say yes and produce the passport. If you’re on a list of some kind, that could be another matter, but that’s all. There is no law against traveling with multiple passports if they are all yours and legit.
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Flipboard @flipboard.com · 08/10/2026
Our friends at @graze.social are looking for reporters and newsrooms to participate in this collective journalism project to amplify the real stories of the midterms. Take a look at midterms.graze.social#join and see how you can play a part. #Midterms #Journalism
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t know whether to thank you for providing this framing that absolutely nails a huge element of my current psychological melange, or report this post for being unnecessarily and inappropriately accurate.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
These kids have watched them making lists. They get the point.
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
Modern technology, allowing us to rub salt in the wounds of those stuck in the office from anywhere in the world. 😂Huge respect. 👍
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
This would make a great Discussion™ :)
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Alice’s Restaurant Anti-Massacree Bowel Movement @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe give it a cool name like “paradigm” or “social lense” so it sort of explains the concept without them confusing it for an actual piece of software (a mistake I 100% made when I first started trying to understand how this whole meshuggas works, which I still don’t really).
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