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Just Plain Mike

@noncanadianguy.bsky.social
701 followers 1.9K following 1.3K posts

Flatulent flibbertigibbet | Michigander | I don’t converse with fascists, tankies, or accelerationists.

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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Am I mistaken or, while transforming back to human, did he not turn into Wendell Corey for a couple seconds? #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“I'm gonna try for the kingdom, when I can.” #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Great, now he’s doing Double Indemnity #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exposition on the Campus #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Any ideas as to why she and her father have such wildly different accents? #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“At this rate we won’t graduate until 1972.” #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#BMovieManiacs
Fat Albert joke
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Personally I think Fredric March did this bit much better, don’t you, folks? #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Time to fire up the ol’ thinkin’ pipe.” #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Great day in the morning, Mr. Science, wait’ll I tell my mom and pop all about this!” #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“What’s that?” “Oh, nothing, just that André Delambre guy.” #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“No, there was nothing between us.” “Thank you.” “Not even a cheap gas station condom.” “What?” #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve got it! He’s been replaced by a pod dog from space! #WhoopsWrongMovie #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I enter a house in that condition and I’m going elsewhere for a phone, I think. #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Does everybody in this movie drive a convertible? #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine having your exposition interrupted by the phone. How embarrassing. #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A pipe enters. #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He has to go home and change clothes because he’s dressed scandalously casually for a dance. #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Maybe some coffee and sandwiches would put Samson *and* Yours Truly to right. Just saying.” #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No choice but to cut Samson’s fur off, I guess. #BMovieManiacs
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Dead Air - The Sound of Halloween 🎃🎶📻 @deadairradio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dead Air - Keeping The Sound of Halloween Alive... for a decade! Listen free at deadair.co #HalloweenMusic #Halloween
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why isn’t there a Pinot Noir Alley available at the TCM Wine Club? #TCMParty
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wasn’t Hollywood Chicanery the name of one of those radio detectives? #NoirAlley #TCMParty
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donald and Melania, the later years. #NoirAlley #TCMParty
Loophole (1954)
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Slavin’s all “One-armed man, huh? Suuuuuure.” #NoirAlley #TCMParty
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“A new hat? Could it maybe be like a leopard skin pillbox hat?” #NoirAlley #TCMParty
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“What can I tell you? It’s one of those legal technicality thingies. You know, a whatchamacallit.” #NoirAlley #TCMParty
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So Miles is telling the docs in the psycho ward all about his budding romance with Becky and all? #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Swamp gas, maybe.” #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where’s Elisha Cook Jr. when you need him? I ask you. #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, yeah, he’s horny, WE GET IT #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I agree, this calls for drinking, and lots of it. #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“No details. No character. No lines.” No movie? #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perry Como cosplay! *drink* #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Biggest Little City in the World, catching strays #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You didn’t hear this from me but if you need another source for the movie try that Archive of the Internet with the dot of the com. #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“That fat traffic cop” #BMovieManiacs
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Trump administration's lawless killing spree at sea continues with a lethal strike on four more supposed "narco-terrorists" in the Caribbean. Very real killing in a make-believe war. Outside of war the general term for premeditated killing is murder.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love having democracy to the exact extent John Roberts thinks it's in his party's interest
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shanghai-Blah. #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s the Abominable! Quick, douse the light! #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We now interrupt our scheduled feature for excerpts from “Lost Horizon”. #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“According to my observations, that is some seriously kind bud.” #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“I shudder when I the the front page of the newspaper.” Yeah, I’m hip. #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Culmination” is not the word I would use for this picture. #BMovieManiacs
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Just Plain Mike @noncanadianguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
SCIENCE! #BMovieManiacs
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ok guys it is September of an election year. could we take a short break from left/liberal infighting until like November 4th
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: 18-Year-Old Mia Heller From Virginia, USA, Invents a Water Filter That Eliminates 96% of Microplastics From Drinking Water
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s hard to think of a bigger loser thing to do than using an AI picture of yourself as your avatar on social media. Like bro you don’t even have a single good real picture of yourself you can use, you’ve gotta ask the plagiarism machine to do it?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/08/2026
This is brutality, not policing. He wasn’t the driver. He didn’t lead police on a 130 MPH chase. He was opening the door to get out when the trooper smashed the window, grabbed him by his locks, punched him, and dragged him by his hair. Watch the video, decide for yourself.
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