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Devourer of Wordles

@nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social
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Post Modernist Anachronist, and all around dog petter. Founder of the anti-quotationmarxists and leader of a small cadre of well trained hedgehogs. Also, i like to dream of electric sheeple

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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 3h
Thru a partnership Kfc China and oreo China is selling kfc flavored oreos and an oreo chicken sandwich. www.delish.com/food-news/a7... I have feelings and...well..
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 5h
The man gonna show'em how it's done
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Army War Department
Alt: Army defense Department head hesgeth showing off his warrior form in a pullup
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 8h
Donald Trump, Linux advocate par excellance m.youtube.com/shorts/Aucj9...
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The Netherlands Is Building Its Own Windows
YouTube video by Zack Shutt
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me when my Rimworld colony gets its nuclear icbm's m.youtube.com/watch?v=0mRP...
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Sideshow Bob's Best Evil Laugh
YouTube video by Junior The Living Legend
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When your Dad is positively medieval in his views m.youtube.com/shorts/XLRu7...
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Pedantic Patriarch Parenting
YouTube video by Pat Mandziy
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@charlesgaba.com I feel like Hyundai could just say this in a commercial and drive sales. Surprised the companies aren't but i guess they have reasons (coughdealershipscough) m.youtube.com/shorts/NTXqe...
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Hyundai Ioniq 5 'Unbelievable' 660,000 KM Proves EV Durability!
YouTube video by Talking EVs
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For anyone curious why byd frightens us auto makers m.youtube.com/shorts/Gaw5V...
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BYD Undercuts Tesla With Vertical Integration Strategy
YouTube video by Sam's POV
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, this morning i wole up from a terrible dream. In it i was doing tech support for my family. Iykyk
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The turns these take, ahhh I wish my Dominatrix friend was alive to see this today, she'd love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTGD...
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The Cross-Eyed Dominatrix - Part 1: Wrong Address
YouTube video by Crystal Loverro
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Work Blazing
ALT: Work Blazing
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey, @gregdoucette.bsky.social not to interrupt your day but, are prison guards are great too? m.youtube.com/shorts/rFwhm...
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Judge EXPLODES After Correction Officers Remove Defendant From Treatment!
YouTube video by Judgment Lane
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ahh the days of MTV www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt9M...
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SubGenius Commercial
YouTube video by Ivan Stang
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Public shaming of the poor seems to never go out of style m.youtube.com/shorts/rDHCq...
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Japan's Welfare System Shames You Into Silence
YouTube video by Sam's POV
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oof i knew it was bad but not this bad. m.youtube.com/watch?v=-qL0...
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How Iran Is Literally Destroying Itself With Water
YouTube video by History of Everything Podcast
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy Constitution Day www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkN9...
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United States Constitution and Amendments by UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT | Full Audio Book
YouTube video by LibriVox Audiobooks
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've heard that the bedroom, i.e. sex, is the best way to learn a language. I dunno... I've been masturbating like it's an Olympic event for two weeks now and my Mandarin is still horrible.
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mood m.youtube.com/shorts/cR2PH...
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⏱️⏳🏃 #comedyshorts #relatable #memes #memesdaily #humor #funny #comedy #shorts #skeletor
YouTube video by Isaak Wells
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This sounds like a modern version of Dante's Inferno given the heat and the lines
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you have any doubts about whether the US needs drastic reform in it's immigration system m.youtube.com/shorts/7514u...
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Deport The Babies?
YouTube video by Mike Rafi - Personal Injury Lawyer
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Awkward m.youtube.com/watch?v=0XAP...
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Awkward moment Chinese diplomat’s secret note is read out loud in front of live audience
YouTube video by news.com.au
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh my Gods... it's happened... it's fucking finally happened!!! HOLY SHIT it's happened!!! Finally! Some god-damned good thing being reported involving Louisiana! m.youtube.com/watch?v=1uJs...
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Louisiana Man Becomes First in State to Be Functionally Cured of Sickle Cell | SWI | 9/4/26
YouTube video by Louisiana Public Broadcasting
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social Are you a fan of folk music? m.youtube.com/watch?v=EY0p...
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47 ways to use a guillotine
YouTube video by Luke Nickle
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every time i see or hear a story about a "Frugal" billionaire, i think about street magicians m.youtube.com/shorts/LUd6y...
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They Called Him the "Cloth-Shoe Billionaire"
YouTube video by Sam's POV
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dear Hollywood, a modest proposal m.youtube.com/shorts/KX9sU...
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Audio by @ZacSpeaksGiant
YouTube video by Punkey Doodles
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
........Ok, not sure what the hell I did to start getting weird stuff on youtube.....oh wait..lol..now i remember www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdEt...
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Crow as Second Language
YouTube video by MEpearl
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cameron Monaghan as Jerome Valeska in tv's Gotham
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Look, I just wanna know who the hell keeps bringing the duct tape onto these planes...is it the stewards? The marshals? The pilots? Is there just a sort of "open box in case of dipshittery" full of duct tape as standard plane issue these days?
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dear God or God like being, how high DID the writers get when writing this season?
Goebel farms honors charlie kirk with a corn maze

Goebel....fucking Goebel....

Fuck.... just...fuck man i don't know
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Til: Talladega Motor Speedway is the only NASCAR speedway that has it's own jail.
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
For your feed clense i offer up A cougar floating in a pool on a ball m.youtube.com/shorts/I1dxw...
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Cougar Float
YouTube video by Safari Sammie
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Til m.youtube.com/shorts/974-r...
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Nuclear Duct Tape #chrisboden #comedy #educational #engineering #science #tools #nuke #powerplant
YouTube video by Chris Boden
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The long chain of consequences from political decisions. m.youtube.com/shorts/qbYef...
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Laos Won't Clear Its Bombs by 2030
YouTube video by Sam's POV
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today's mood m.youtube.com/shorts/wZtQl...
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Life´s never dull with Tel | DnD Animation #dnd #animation #dungeonsanddragons #meme #space #rpg
YouTube video by Mind if I Tel
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love this for Australia m.youtube.com/shorts/41_8v...
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A Uniquely Australian Problem
YouTube video by More Parz
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The elephants yern for the mines m.youtube.com/shorts/Zt6tu...
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The Elephants yearn for the mines
YouTube video by More Parz
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*Me looking for the fire-ant mound in my yard after being stung*
Liam Neeson in taken saying his iconic line "I will find you and I will kill you."
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Spiderman, Spider-Man, kicks Jake Lang's ass, so I'm a fan, of Spider-Mannnnnn
A Spiderman cosplayer attacking Jake Lang's sorry ass as he hides behind a cross espousing his vitriolic hate because he's a pathetic piece of shit that might once have been a man
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Am I the only one who, long after college/hs is done with, still occasionally sits down to relax and for a brief moment thinks "Wait did I do my homework??!!"
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This reminded me of the people my dad would get to "work" for him...pretty much down to a t, including that final line m.youtube.com/shorts/irf_m...
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Foreman always has 1 new guy on job site like this #constructionhumor #constructionworker #jobsite
YouTube video by GoodNuff
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Looking at window boxes for cats and saw this question on one at home depot Ma'am, that's not a cat that's a mountain lion. A particularly large mountain lion
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
*slow manical laugh* m.youtube.com/shorts/GQoQk...
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Flock values their privacy. Oh well.
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have questions but I do not know how to ask them m.youtube.com/watch?v=cnH4...
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Proper Opossum Emergency Preparedness
YouTube video by MEpearl
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As horrifying as it is for the president of the United States to be doing what looks like an ad hoc ad for miracle grow, which i think owns scotts, i have to say i cant help but think
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Plankton's Cosmic Sort Of Way Response
ALT: Plankton's Cosmic Sort Of Way Response
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Long live Count Binface m.youtube.com/watch?v=YxUd...
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Count Binface, the man in a can with a plan, seeks Parliament seat in Britain's wackiest election -
YouTube video by AP Archive
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Public Universal Friend en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_...
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Public Universal Friend - Wikipedia
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Finding a solution while the marketing obscurs it m.youtube.com/watch?v=zEWt...
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Scientists Finally Identified What's Killing Asian Carp in the Illinois River — And It's Terrifying
YouTube video by Primal Lens
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Really really reaffirms my faith in the CIA m.youtube.com/shorts/2jkMo...
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Real Life James Bond
YouTube video by Mike Rafi - Personal Injury Lawyer
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Long Live Count Binface www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_tm...
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My Clacton Victory Speech!
YouTube video by Count Binface
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three things, yahoo still a thing?? Roku wtf??? And lastly, great article title no notes. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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Roku launches whole-ass AI slop TV channel
Roku City is awash in slop as the makers of cheap streaming boxes and smart TVs offer users 24/7 access to the retina-scorching "AI Cinema."
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh good, AI can make "good enough" (i.e. like 80% accurate) voice maps with less than ten seconds of speaking time recorded. I can't imagine this terminator grade technology being used for malfeasance. What's that? Walmart is already building databases of customer voices when they call in? Gasp!
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