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Devourer of Wordles

@nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social
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Post Modernist Anachronist, and all around dog petter. Founder of the anti-quotationmarxists and leader of a small cadre of well trained hedgehogs. Also, i like to dream of electric sheeple

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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 6m
Guess white supremacy doesn't go down well
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 10h
Several elephants holding up the flat earth and under that a gigantic turtle holding up the elephants
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 12h
His toupee is just ridiculous now
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 12h
I stand behind what I've said before about these people being just performative idiots who's views are absolute and who's actual efforts are best summed up as
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Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 12h
Oh god when i get home imma have to see what mine says
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 12h
I think the answer is simple
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Patrick Bateman: Because I Want To Fit In
Alt: Patrick Bateman: Because I Want To Fit In
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 19h
The parable of the scorpion is a matter of perspective
Oglaf comic regarding a scorpion who becomes a florist
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 19h
If i wanted to send a birthday gift should i just address it to the president co the kremlin, or? I'm thinking a nice boxed tea ser
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 20h
Gonna volunteer to teach at a sunday school class for lil kids and drop spoilers about the Bible stories they read
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 23h
It's such an obvious lie that only people who don't have children in school or are just "believing" it as part of their "conservative" identity or are genuinely mentally ill would spout it
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 23h
I've been getting more and more stories about this from people dealing with false accusations on my youtube feeds lately. Maybe guillotines aren't so moderate at this point, maybe yeeting them into the sky with a trebuchet is...I mean...you could sell tickets or put it on a stream
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 23h
Well, I mean of course
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unsurprising given the first woman he trafficked his "wife" was like 15 at the time and he pushed her into cam sexwork
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
otherwise, the refund will just be profit for the 3rd party contractor that AT&T sold it too. This is the kind of shit a functional congress could do something about....but unfortunately the United States hasn't had one of those for awhile. Luckily...I suppose...for me, I exist out of spite.
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
risk by payment processors that handle transactions for businesses, they're frequently banned by them. So, tomorrow I'll be grabbing a magnifying glass and reading the excruciatingly small print on the card and it's attendant contract to find if I can request a check or direct deposit.
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So, I have this damned prepaid debit card with $3.17 on it, and hoops to jump thru to get it to work (activation, identifying the expiration, any fees) and the kicker is these aren't likely to work where I'd want to use it for the 3.17. Because prepaid cards like this are considered a big fraud
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So, I got a refund from AT&T today after canceling my internet service. Its a grand total of $3.17. Fine, whatever, it's my money if I overpaid I want it back...except, and this is just pure AT&T corpo bullshit....the sons of bitches send out "debit cards" to provide their refunds...
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope they get nailed to the wall
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dig. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-kE...
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THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #88 – Dig
YouTube video by Rusty Quill Podcasts
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Tell me more about the potato Darth."
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ever think about a world where a stupid thought causes pain
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me devouring the irony of this
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Kirby Devours a Huge Meal
ALT: Kirby Devours a Huge Meal
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"See rocky iv??? "Da fuq???
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe they should also ride the circuit again too
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder if she's lost a lot of cognitive function from it
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm here for the times to finally be a changing
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damnit I can't think of a kayak related pun.
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bonus, it'll probably break the Ellison's when it happens
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're essentially the early days of gas stations
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, you can fly in one.....but the duration of the flight...
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Thelma And Louise's Iconic Cliff Jump
ALT: Thelma And Louise's Iconic Cliff Jump
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As I understand it the downside of these is that the power is only available to things on the same circuit, and the safety regulations like UL certs and a UEC regs, and having gfci outlets in the home, etc. Still, I suppose it's a step
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not sure the rattle will be as loud as all that
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Family guy meme of god saying straight to hell, to the boiler room of hell
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean in this particular case, Rick Scott is not the person I'd expect to stand up and say "No that's illegal and fraudulent" I mean...it's rick scott
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I recommend this book en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thinkin... Because yes, while "analysis" might indeed have some logic to it a lot of the markets valuations can easily be summed up as "nuts."
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Thinking, Fast and Slow - Wikipedia
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
look at his hair fly
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine it, "I go thru fsb training for this?"
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That borscht and vodka really goes thru you
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Given his overall health i feel like this is more of a spirit willing flesh weak thing if its anything
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guess nobody showed them the film in health class m.youtube.com/watch?v=KAmp...
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Johnny Dangerously your testicles and you
YouTube video by El Jefe’
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wonder how many of these large companies have ling term futures contracts for their fuel supplies amd are just raking it in hand over fist
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just goes to show how utterly and completely unserious these people are. They're just qalking typing caricatures of people with actual ethics, morality and ideology.
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's beautiful
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Cool Hand Luke: Paul Newman & Strother Martin
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, it's not the least believable thing that's ever happened en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90o...
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Đorđe Martinović incident - Wikipedia
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gotta admit, that's not a bad price for a star of sandlers level.... Just uh...just sayin...hypothetically
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I keep thinking helldivers 2, because they endlessly talk about liberty
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Devourer of Wordles @nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I jope this doesn't negatively affect her music career
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