Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 23hThe Nigella doppelgänger at work does this to me about four times a year. It's gotten to the point where I'm like, "Yes, Nigella, it's good to see you again," as she says, "Oh, hi, nice to meet you." 020
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The biberty on my liberty one made me laugh myself into bronchospasm 160
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thank you!! So glad you enjoyed it & sorry/you’re welcome for the tears. 💖 010
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have an interview for a per diem position that would reduce my commute by about 90 minutes per day. Please cross your appendages for me. 2401
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I keep getting spam emails that are just my government name and the words "failure notice" which feels just a little too on the nose. 1130
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Please treat your earballs to this brilliant podfic. Lindie is the GOAT and this whole podfic is just so FREAKING GOOD and I have been laughing for ten minutes about one particular section. 2140
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There is a low cabinet in the children’s library that holds various toys. Got scooped up and put in there. 040
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Folks who have read Love in the Place of Cholera may remember that it’s based on a true story. The lovey in question has gone missing AGAIN 😭😭😭 5260
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I go offline for 72 hours and return to Celtic Izzy discourse someone better get that man and his unicorn leg into a Riverdance costume STAT 3594
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 20/08/20262008 it is Cold in Saskatchewan but Hockey fans know something’s Hot on the ice. Rozanov, Hollander Two rival captains and Russia won this year but Won’t do it twice 1130
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The "Find Your" app has never once been correct about the location of the thing. I used it 2 days ago to try to find my AirPods. It told me they were at school (they were not). This AM, when I found them in my gym bag, my phone was like HEY BOSS WE FOUND THEM. Yes. They are in my hand. Thank you. 1121
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 12/08/2026similes that evoke the natural world, a certain rhythm or cadence that invites being read aloud, characters who are trying their best. 1100
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Shane fucking Hollander Captain for Montreal Outed by Hayden, he Loses his team Transfers to Ottawa (Captained by Ilya) Plays with his husband he’s Living the dream 2201
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Little double dactyl for you this morning: Higgedly piggeldy Ilya Rozanov, Center for Boston and Bringer of pain Came to the cottage and Transferred to Ottawa Got into therapy Did it for Shane 2250
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Thank you so much!!! That’s very kind of you to say. 😊 000
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Sometimes children actually are a joy and a gift 😂 010
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Ok idk if you all knew this (you all knew this) but @kninjaknitter.bsky.social is a goddamn magician: on.soundcloud.com/oZKTbQggoYB3...soundcloud.com6. here at the end of all things by nomadslandto see the CW in the written work; https://archiveofourown.org/works/86539701/chapters/237371311#main 091
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 31/07/2026No, Google Docs, when I wrote "coming his brains out" I did not mean "coming to his senses." I meant the opposite, actually. 0320
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Oh God, that movie was a formative one for me. What a loss. 140
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Happy birthday! Adult Ed and Stede are trying to decode the notebooks they wrote back and forth in for three years as young teens. It's slow going - between the handwriting, the cipher, and the eight layers of code names, they have no idea what they were talking about. 1130
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 28/07/2026O positive is the most common blood type (meaning lots of potential recipients). O negative is sought after because it’s the “universal donor” and can be given to anyone 010
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Consider donating if you can! I’ve been going when I’m eligible and my local Red Cross makes it as pleasant as possible. You get snacks after! 132
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 27/07/2026YES THIS about 3x a month we have the following conversation Her: Do you want X? Me: No thank you. Her: Oh. Later, it is revealed that she wanted X and I was supposed to say yes. 130
Reposted by Nomadslandceej @ceej.online · 17/06/2024Despite what you might have heard, Paul Bunyan doesn’t just eat a thousand flapjacks for his breakfast or cut down a dozen trees in a single chop. He also lays back and gets sucked off by tornadoes to completion 1642348
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It’s my birthday! Please share something you love about where you live (broadly defined! house, neighborhood, city, region, whatever!) 40340
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Mine is giving Beach Condo, as befitting a very damp star chart. 070
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This is peak Dad Hawaiian Shirt vibes and I love it 110
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 10/07/2026There’s a JW convention on campus this week and I’m enjoying listening to gay podfic while driving around looking for a parking spot 0110
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 09/07/2026That was 12 years ago and she has never done karaoke again, but every time we hear it on the radio I say, “they’re playing our song!” Our daughter sings rather than says “turn around” every time she wants a piggyback ride. RIP Bonnie Tyler 😭 0180
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I picked Total Eclipse of the Heart because I knew I would never get another opportunity and that song is nearly 7 minutes long. We sang our hearts out. She held my hand in the cab on the way home. 2/3 1170
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The first night my now-wife and I ever held hands, it was after a VERY late evening at Ray’s Happy Birthday Karaoke Bar in south Philly. She hates karaoke and agreed to sing one song with me, which was my first clue she might like me. 1/3 1190
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Ch 3 of "here at the end of all things" is up (Heated Rivalry fandom). Come for the afterparty, stay for the after-afterparty 😏 archiveofourown.org/works/865397...archiveofourown.orghere at the end of all things - Chapter 3 - nomadsland - Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 060
Nomadsland @nomadsland.bsky.social · 07/07/2026New Heated Rivalry headcanon: Shane “take your shoes off” Hollander is definitely fastidious about anal hygiene. A teammate walks in on him douching before a Boston game. Shane says it’s a wellness thing - “better energy, more focus, you know?” So that’s how the Metros start douching before games. 0140