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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 12h
CBC wrote a good article on fall suppers. Read it here: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Pass the cabbage rolls: How a traditional Sask. fall supper keeps community spirit alive | CBC News
Volunteers from the hamlet of Weirdale and area donate labour and food to a fall supper fundraiser. The proceeds are used to help maintain the community hall.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 12h
Post your drafts
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brooklyn 99 shot only from body cam footage
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah........ no.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You shouldn’t have to go to work if your dog doesn’t want you to.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We should probably just ban them and save everyone's tastebuds.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I did it. I made it to work.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haven't you seen Up?
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ME: *Stands up* My dog: You son of a bitch. I’m in.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Backpacking gear sure has ballooned in price.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What's it for?
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Why is my stomach acid so bad today?" He says as he downs his third cup of coffee.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're either eating hot dogs with me, or against me.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I could take a salad bar.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coprolites aren’t my favorite fossil, but they’re a solid #2.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I could go for a good toga party.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did someone wake up Green Day? Did they see their shadow?
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Attaching yourself wholely to a political party is weird.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hi.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From this day forth the word "definetly" can be spelled however you feel like.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
its cute that we all just wander about and no one knows why we exist
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO6w...
youtube.com
Idiots Are Taking Over
YouTube video by NOFX - Topic
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be fair...
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok that could be good
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That sounds wrong,.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tacos > Pumpkin Spice
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I always thought it was to suck the common sense out of the wearer.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because the sports people didnt leave there to come here.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everyone on X seems to be happy about Riley Green performing at the halftime show and everyone on Bluesky is angry.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ironically it's the "Bud Light halftime show"
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ironically it's the Bud Light Halftime show.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wendy's released an emo album and it slaps.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What do we all think of cardigans?
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm trying to hold it together, I'm trying to sleep through the night I've got my windows open to the weather, and I keep telling my friends I'm alright Yeah, I'm trying to hold it together, trying to take the first step Into the arms of wherever, whenever
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not to brag but I got a USB key into the port on the first try this morning.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I want to see a sequel to the truman show where trumans trying to survive in real life.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I, for one, welcome our new EU overlords.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a coward.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Comprehensive list of all the fall suppers in Saskatchewan. snackatchewan.com/fallsuppers/
snackatchewan.com
Fall Supper List – 2026 - Snackatchewan
Fall in Saskatchewan means crisp evenings, changing leaves, and, of course, the return of everyone’s favourite fall suppers! From hearty turkey dinners and homemade pies to community halls filled with...
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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White Cat Gagging
ALT: White Cat Gagging
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have zero ideas on what to eat for supper tonight
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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TMNT Trigg: Cowabunga It Is Meme
ALT: TMNT Trigg: Cowabunga It Is Meme
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cowabunga
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
While there was several missed calls this game, that's definitely not why the Riders lost.
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You See It Is All Part of the Plan Meme
ALT: You See It Is All Part of the Plan Meme
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Has anyone ever bread and fried an entire chicken whole?
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yep
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well yeah. I agree with you.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think yelling "blue" during the Canadian national anthem is trashy and disrespectful. Don't @ me.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
See I have had the opposite experience. All my friends and relatives with iPhones have to get them fixed constantly.
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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Reffing has been sus this game
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