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I'm trying to hold it together, I'm trying to sleep through the night I've got my windows open to the weather, and I keep telling my friends I'm alright Yeah, I'm trying to hold it together, trying to take the first step Into the arms of wherever, whenever

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not to brag but I got a USB key into the port on the first try this morning.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I want to see a sequel to the truman show where trumans trying to survive in real life.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I, for one, welcome our new EU overlords.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I have zero ideas on what to eat for supper tonight

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Has anyone ever bread and fried an entire chicken whole?

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think yelling "blue" during the Canadian national anthem is trashy and disrespectful. Don't @ me.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Why do we always try to get introverts out of their shell instead of getting extroverts to shut up?

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Everybody shut up. Im manifesting right now.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

You can really only trust lava lamps.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I am looking for a place to rent where I can bring in my own booze and catering in Regina

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If you come to my funeral, I won't go to yours.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How is everyone on the internet doing today?

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Some people say they hate Excel But I give it a solid October 10th

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If I planned a medieval feast would you come?

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I like to imagine the toy's from Toy Story in different shows. Like Imagine them being Wesley Crushers toys on Star Trek and dealing with aliens. Things like that.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

'Cause I'm throwin' punches at demons I can't even see And I'm puttin' trust into things that I don't believe And sometimes when I look in the mirror, it ain't even me I'm just tryna get back to the person I used to be

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David Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 31/08/2026

America: We will crush Canada in this trade war. *eats lettuce, dies*

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

What would happen if Trump kidnapped Carney like he did Maduro?

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It's be a shame if everyone started sending Lake Ontario postcards to the White House.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It's lonely being the single parent of a teenager.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Elbows up, don't buy American they say as they watch the NFL.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Am I out of touch with the youth? No.. It's the youth who are out of touch!

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My student told me he had never heard of My Chemical Romance and I was preemptively told I wasn't allowed to fire him by my manager.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

There's really no need for the alphabet to be in any certain order.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Spider-Man Spider-Man punches Nazi's when he can. IYKYK

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Regina: "Regina is boring and has nothing fun" Regina Downtown: *Tries to do something fun* Regina: "No not like that"

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I can't justify spending $50 on a blank t-shirt.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I kind of wanna go eat all you can eat schnitzel

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

You smell like you need a hot dog.

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm placing bets against myself And honestly, I'm a mess With the car engulfed in flames I am a wreck Things I should have said through call or text Just really been so busy and I regret

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Velocimatter @nomaddadmatt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

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