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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

New story on my Patreon for subscribers: in "An Unexpected Offer," hotel maid Polly learns not to get on the bad side of rich, powerful guests: #wam #wetandmessy #pies #wetlook www.patreon.com/NolanVancey/...

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(Based on a writing prompt in the UMD Writing Corner: "an unexpected offer") The maids were all atwitter as they changed clothes in the lock

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Posted a new story for subscribers yesterday: "The Guessing Game," in which Tom, his wife Mindy, and their friend Holly invite two new lady friends to join in a game of Twenty Questions. First they lose their clothes, then their inhibitions! www.patreon.com/NolanVancey/...

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Dinner with my wife Mindy and our mutual friend Holly was often more exciting than it sounds; things tended to get a little crazy when it wa

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

"Where did we leave our clothes?"

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Bookstore Romance Day @bookstoreromanceday.org · 13/07/2026

CALL FOR AUTHORS! I am putting together a Bookstore Romance Day virtual panel event focusing on Historical Romance Beyond the Regency. If you are or if you know someone who writes Historical Romance that is *not* set in Regency England, reply or DM if interested in joining us.

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Erotica with an anthro/furry twist, which is a bit out of my comfort zone, but something I've wanted to branch out into. I think it's turned out OK. Thanks for asking!

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Finished something I'm writing to submit; now I just need to trim some excess verbiage and irrelevant plot tangents (easier said than done!) #amwriting

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I hear it's Franz Kafka's birthday today! I'm sure he would have appreciated this affectionate ribbing--or well maybe he wouldn't! 🤷 www.patreon.com/posts/156533...

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Animal Farm: The Metamorphosis | Nolan's Grotto

I’ve fallen behind in posting original stories lately, so I’m making it up to you by running one of my old book reports from high school. I

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Can't believe I didn't think of "Whoremione"

Cover of a cosplay-themed porn movie titled "Wizard Sluts: Whoremione"

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

In this chapter, French exchange student Fifi Lemieux sparks Hymenea's jealousy and everything comes to a head at a very #messy magical sporting event.

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I thought this would be the end but alas, there will be a part four for this particular episode!

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

please share even if you can't donate, max wouldn't have posted this at all if we hadn't pressured her into it and i promise this is genuinely an Escape from an extremely fucked up, very prolonged situation

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Almost up to 100 visits to my Patreon in the last 30 days, which as you can see is a big improvement (amazing what actually posting about it can accomplish!). There are several free stories and articles to read, so who wants to push it over 100? www.patreon.com/nolanvancey

Stats from my Patreon showing 96 total visits in the last 30 days, up 62 from the previous timeframe

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

On vacation with her family, Karen stops at a mysterious tourist trap called "The Magoopsie," only to get a closer look than she expected!

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It was, she told herself, nothing more than a patch of mud; why would it be anything else? But then, why couldn’t she take her eyes off it? Even in the artificial light of the exhibit hall, the colors on the surface shifted subtly, ranging from slate grays to rich chocolate browns that glistened invitingly. It reminded Karen of a decadent dessert; it may have looked like pudding, but the aroma that filled the room, trapped inside, was harder to place: fragrant as fresh earth, but with an unplaceable spice. What was it? Perhaps in the prehistoric past, like the paintings in the lobby, the scent spread outward across the plains, attracting the animals—and people—who fell prey to it.
“It’s hypnotic, isn’t it?” The guide jolted Karen out of her reverie; she hadn’t even realized she wasn’t alone. How long had she been staring at it?

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Karen nodded absently, but couldn’t bring herself to agree. “The air conditioning is nice,” she allowed.
“Sometimes I like to come in here when I’m in a bad mood,” the guide continued. “The Magoopsie is . . . well, it’s a good listener.” Karen could have sworn the guide blushed, and she noticed for the first time how young she was: pretty, but barely out of her teens.
Karen shook her head in confusion. “But that makes it sound like it’s . . . alive,” she protested. Another bubble formed on the surface and expanded until it popped, giving Karen the distinct impression of an eye, winking at her. Again, the mood of the attraction was certainly working on her imagination. Hadn’t she pictured the Magoopsie luring victims into its depths to drown, like one of those plants that smelled sweet but closed around any insect foolish enough to land on it?

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Happy Mother's Day! There are a few moms in my fiction, but "The Magoopsie" is the best example of a MILF heroine and her needs bring put front and center. #WAM #Wetandmessy #mud #quicksand #MILF www.patreon.com/posts/134706...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Find out the real story! #wam #wetandmessy #mud www.patreon.com/posts/156533...

Illustration of a pig. Caption reads Animal Farm: The Metamorphosis, a book report by Nolan Vancey

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Sometimes their ideas are better than mine

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Usually the premise comes first, but once I've established a character they may suggest new plot directions organically

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

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Illustration of a domestic pig. Caption reads "Animal Farm: The Metamorphosis, a book report by Nolan Vancey

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

It's just like you remember reading in high school:

Farmer Greg awoke from a sleep of uneasy dreams to find that he had turned into a pig. The bed seemed overly large and he got tangled in the blankets before he realized that his body was a different shape than he was used to. When he first got a good look at his new hooves, he said, “Oh no! How am I supposed to take care of the farm like this?” It came out as an oinking squeal: he wouldn’t be able to ask for help, even if he could have picked up a telephone. He jumped down from his bed, which seemed much taller than before, and trotted through the farmhouse.

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

This one is available to subscribers (just $5 a month), or you can opt to buy this story alone for $3.

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I do finally have a new Patreon post, my adult spin on a classic piece of literature (conveniently coinciding with a new adaptation!). It's like 1984 all over again in "Animal Farm: The Metamorphosis": www.patreon.com/posts/156533...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I haven't retired, but I've been MIA for far too long! The last few months have been grueling between my different day jobs, so even when I've had time to write I haven't been posting much. Sorry to anyone who missed me!

Vintage postcard: a small child sits amidst a pile of written papers and a puddle of spilled ink from an overturned ink bottle. Caption reads "have gotten a 'little behind' in my letter writing!"

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Seeping Ooze (18+) @seepingooze.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - the scoop

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

My mythologically-themed sweet #romance #Valentine story "The Hand of Eris" is available as an individual purchase from my Patreon for just $3: www.patreon.com/posts/122445...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Hope you're having something good this Valentine's weekend

Mid-century novelty Valentine card: a blonde babe trussed up with an apple in her mouth on a big dinner plate; a giant purple monster holding a knife and fork looks on, licking its chops; caption reads "I'd like to have you for dinner sometime!" Art by Wallace Wood I believe

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Goth Kitten 🐉 @gothmommyxoxo.com · 12/02/2026

What can I say? I like 'em thicc. 🖤

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Very dolled up in a party or club dress she was definitely *not* expecting to get muddy

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

To be perfectly candid, btw, Part Two of "Ghoul of Fine Arts" is not very erotic or messy at all, but does some important story development and (God help me) "world-building." Have no fear, I'm building to a payoff that should prove satisfying if you've enjoyed any of the previous Eta Pi stories.

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

The second part of "Pied Pledges" (free to read), the beginning of my cycle of supernatural/humor/wet and messy (PG-rated) erotica. How's that for an elevator pitch? www.patreon.com/posts/pied-p...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

And "Ghoul of Fine Arts" follows directly on the story that introduced the Eta Pi sorority and the ghostly Etta Pye (free to read): www.patreon.com/posts/pied-p...

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Pied Pledges, Part One: Haunted Hazing | Nolan's Grotto

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

This is of course the follow-up to Part One which I posted way back in October (there's just never enough time, is there?): www.patreon.com/posts/ghoul-...

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Ghoul of Fine Arts, Part One: Portrait of a Stranger | Nolan's Grotto

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

New Patreon update for subscribers: Part Two of "Ghoul of Fine Arts," in which Kerry has a conversation with a pair of real live (dead) ghosts and nothing goes right at a play rehearsal (tech week, amirite?): www.patreon.com/posts/ghoul-...

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Ghoul of Fine Arts, Part Two: Shades of Love | Nolan's Grotto

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

For National Pie Day, enjoy a free #messy story, "Zen and the Art of Pie-Throwing" (from last year's Pi Day 3/14): www.patreon.com/posts/zen-an...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

From February, "The Hand of Eris" is more romance than erotica, with a supernatural/mythological framing: as we watch our entertainments, so the gods watch and toy with us. I've just made this one available to purchase separately: www.patreon.com/posts/hand-o...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

The end of this story teases the arrival of one of my favorite side characters, the cat girl Fifi: "Ici, cherie." Hymenea saw a dark-haired girl curled up on the top of the tallest bookshelf, near the ceiling. "I am sorree, I did not mean to startle you. I am your new--'ow you say?--room-mate!"

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