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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

New story on my Patreon for subscribers: in "An Unexpected Offer," hotel maid Polly learns not to get on the bad side of rich, powerful guests: #wam #wetandmessy #pies #wetlook www.patreon.com/NolanVancey/...

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An Unexpected Offer | Nolan's Grotto

(Based on a writing prompt in the UMD Writing Corner: "an unexpected offer") The maids were all atwitter as they changed clothes in the lock

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Posted a new story for subscribers yesterday: "The Guessing Game," in which Tom, his wife Mindy, and their friend Holly invite two new lady friends to join in a game of Twenty Questions. First they lose their clothes, then their inhibitions! www.patreon.com/NolanVancey/...

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The Guessing Game | Nolan's Grotto

Dinner with my wife Mindy and our mutual friend Holly was often more exciting than it sounds; things tended to get a little crazy when it wa

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Bookstore Romance Day @handle.invalid · 13/07/2026

CALL FOR AUTHORS! I am putting together a Bookstore Romance Day virtual panel event focusing on Historical Romance Beyond the Regency. If you are or if you know someone who writes Historical Romance that is *not* set in Regency England, reply or DM if interested in joining us.

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Finished something I'm writing to submit; now I just need to trim some excess verbiage and irrelevant plot tangents (easier said than done!) #amwriting

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I hear it's Franz Kafka's birthday today! I'm sure he would have appreciated this affectionate ribbing--or well maybe he wouldn't! 🤷 www.patreon.com/posts/156533...

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Animal Farm: The Metamorphosis | Nolan's Grotto

I’ve fallen behind in posting original stories lately, so I’m making it up to you by running one of my old book reports from high school. I

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

please share even if you can't donate, max wouldn't have posted this at all if we hadn't pressured her into it and i promise this is genuinely an Escape from an extremely fucked up, very prolonged situation

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Almost up to 100 visits to my Patreon in the last 30 days, which as you can see is a big improvement (amazing what actually posting about it can accomplish!). There are several free stories and articles to read, so who wants to push it over 100? www.patreon.com/nolanvancey

Stats from my Patreon showing 96 total visits in the last 30 days, up 62 from the previous timeframe

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Happy Mother's Day! There are a few moms in my fiction, but "The Magoopsie" is the best example of a MILF heroine and her needs bring put front and center. #WAM #Wetandmessy #mud #quicksand #MILF www.patreon.com/posts/134706...

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The Magoopsie by Nolan's Grotto on Patreon. Join Nolan's Grotto's community for exclusive content and updates.

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Find out the real story! #wam #wetandmessy #mud www.patreon.com/posts/156533...

Illustration of a pig. Caption reads Animal Farm: The Metamorphosis, a book report by Nolan Vancey

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

www.patreon.com/posts/156533...

Illustration of a domestic pig. Caption reads "Animal Farm: The Metamorphosis, a book report by Nolan Vancey

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I haven't retired, but I've been MIA for far too long! The last few months have been grueling between my different day jobs, so even when I've had time to write I haven't been posting much. Sorry to anyone who missed me!

Vintage postcard: a small child sits amidst a pile of written papers and a puddle of spilled ink from an overturned ink bottle. Caption reads "have gotten a 'little behind' in my letter writing!"

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Seeping Ooze (18+) @seepingooze.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - the scoop

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

My mythologically-themed sweet #romance #Valentine story "The Hand of Eris" is available as an individual purchase from my Patreon for just $3: www.patreon.com/posts/122445...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Hope you're having something good this Valentine's weekend

Mid-century novelty Valentine card: a blonde babe trussed up with an apple in her mouth on a big dinner plate; a giant purple monster holding a knife and fork looks on, licking its chops; caption reads "I'd like to have you for dinner sometime!" Art by Wallace Wood I believe

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Goth Kitten 🐉 @gothmommyxoxo.com · 12/02/2026

What can I say? I like 'em thicc. 🖤

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

New Patreon update for subscribers: Part Two of "Ghoul of Fine Arts," in which Kerry has a conversation with a pair of real live (dead) ghosts and nothing goes right at a play rehearsal (tech week, amirite?): www.patreon.com/posts/ghoul-...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

For National Pie Day, enjoy a free #messy story, "Zen and the Art of Pie-Throwing" (from last year's Pi Day 3/14): www.patreon.com/posts/zen-an...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

From February, "The Hand of Eris" is more romance than erotica, with a supernatural/mythological framing: as we watch our entertainments, so the gods watch and toy with us. I've just made this one available to purchase separately: www.patreon.com/posts/hand-o...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

New (old) story for subscribers: In "Potions and Passions," Hymenea gets a (very) hands-on lesson in identifying ingredients from the potions master! #wam #wetandmessy #messy www.patreon.com/posts/gary-s...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Well, these are the last few hours of 2025 for me (Happy New Year to those of you already living in the future!), a year I am happy to see in the rearview mirror for multiple reasons, some obvious and worldwide and some personal. If you're in the same boat, I sincerely hope 2026 improves on it.

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Happy New Year! I've just posted a poem for New Year's I wrote some years back: a peeping tom spies on a #messy initiation at a girl's school and gets more than he bargained for! This one is free to read. www.patreon.com/posts/voyeur...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Hope you got what you wanted this year! (Cartoon by John O'Brien)

Pen and ink cartoon illustration by John O'Brien: a masked dominatrix pours milk into a pet bowl labeled "Santa" on the floor, a few cookies lying nearby.

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

New story for subscribers! In "Human Resources," an office adjusts to a new kind of uniform! #wam #wetandmessy #rubber #fetish www.patreon.com/posts/human-...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

You will be visited by three spirits.

Three blonde women with pie on their faces and clothes; the two on the left and right playfully threaten the one in the middle with more pies. (Daizy, Chase and Carolyn from the old MessyFun website)

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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I would like a job that pay me, not the other way around!

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Me when I get a little too excited watching a pie video #wam #messy #sploshing

Screenshot of custard splattered against a window. Closed caption of someone saying "sorry guys. Excuse me."

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

The story in your mind vs. the story you write

Art by Terry Moore. Detailed illustration of young woman drinking a cocktail labeled "studio sketch" on left; crude drawing of stick figure holding bottle labeled "convention sketch" on right

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Patreon recently gave me the option to sell stories individually! If you are in the mood for a raunchy, explicit and *very* #messy holiday-themed MFF threesome, give"Tom Turkey Turns the Tables," last year's Thanksgiving story, a try for just three bucks! #wam ✒️🔞 www.patreon.com/posts/tom-tu...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

It's gift-giving season! If you have a kinky person who loves mysteries and has a good sense of humor in your life (or if you are that person), I have copies of ADAM'S APPETITE for sale in my ko-fi shop! #wam #messy #books #romance #histrom #smutsky 📚♥️ ✒️🔞 ko-fi.com/s/3b9a1b1243

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ADAM'S APPETITE WAM novel, signed - NolanVancey's Ko-fi Shop

Signed paperback copy of ADAM'S APPETITE by Nolan Vancey, published by Totally Bound. Follow Adam Blythewood as he unravels the mystery of Roderick Ut...

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The Jizz Wizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @peetersteele.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

want a taster for my wip novella? Here's a short story featuring its star, Nurse Iulia, the horny hentai nurse! Inspired by 80s Hentai and 70s British sex comedies! art by @doodlebloomm.bsky.social www.literotica.com/s/a-night-of... #erotica #hentai #nurses #nsfw #porn #manga #anime

the cover for my wip novella The Chronicles of Nurse Iulia: 20XX Peg-Odyssey. Nurse Iulia is pictured in her uniform, which she is lifting the hem of her skirt up to show her knickers.

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Doing some research for a #pie story I've been hammering away at, and history is coming alive!

Keaton explained in his memoirs that he and Arbuckle became very specific with their recipe for the pies created for onscreen flight. For instance, if the target was a blonde, custard was not used; the filling was a mixture of blackberries, flour, and water, topped with whipped cream. When a brunette was to be hit, a lemon-meringue filling was substituted for blackberries, which showed up better on the screen against a darker complexion.

In addition, “Two crusts are cooked, one inside the other, until brittle. The double crust prevents crumbling when your fingers slide across the bottom in delivering the confectionery. Tin plates are never used because of the danger of cutting the recipient’s eye, something that could happen when the plate slides sideways at the crucial moment of impact.”

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Wet and Messy Halloween fantasy, now FREE to read: I've just set last year's Halloween story, "Pied Pledges," to "Public." This is the first story in my Eta Pi sorority series. All three parts are now free to read: www.patreon.com/posts/114213...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

It's been a while since I had an update, but I have a new post for subscribers, the beginning of another college campus-set weird tale: www.patreon.com/posts/ghoul-...

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Another rerun, the original third chapter of my horny (and messy) wizard school spoof. In this one, Hymenea infiltrates the exclusive Shag Club to wheedle the Slipperin homeroom password out of Professor Shaghorn--by any means sexessary! #wam #messy #foodfight www.patreon.com/posts/gary-s...

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Gary Splotter Classics 3: The Shag Club | Nolan's Grotto

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Anybody looking for horror/fantasy erotica? I've got a twist on the "monster girl" trope under 5k words that needs a home.

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

For #quicksand day, I invite you to explore The Magoopsie, an attraction you won't soon forget: www.patreon.com/posts/134706...

“Sometimes I like to come in here when I’m in a bad mood,” the guide continued. “The Magoopsie is . . . well, it’s a good listener.” Karen could have sworn the guide blushed, and she noticed for the first time how young she was: pretty, but barely out of her teens.
Karen shook her head in confusion. “But that makes it sound like it’s . . . alive,” she protested. Another bubble formed on the surface and expanded until it popped, giving Karen the distinct impression of an eye, winking at her. Again, the mood of the attraction was certainly working on her imagination. Hadn’t she pictured the Magoopsie luring victims into its depths to drown, like one of those plants that smelled sweet but closed around any insect foolish enough to land on it?

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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

she’s so real for this

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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

#currentlyreading MESSY by Colora De Rosa. I was excited to get my hands on this one, a contemporary poly (MFF) romance that happens to center the #WAM ( #wetandmessy ) kink (lifestyle?). I'm only in the early chapters, but since far I'm enjoying it. #romance #books #booksky 🔞✒️📚❤️

Book cover: MESSY by Corola De Rosa. Heart-shaped cake, partially smashed, on pink background

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