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Ash

@nokneecartilage.bsky.social
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Boring as fuck. Can barely walk. Occasionally post puppers and I used to make the vidya games UK

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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shorts weather in October, we might be a bit fucked
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Death Riders forever 💔
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Jill Valentine gets tentacled by a certain BOW day
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll take a 2021 league cup and a battered sausage plz
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The next Superman film being released by fascists and funded by terrorists is depressing as fuck.
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Made a nemesis joke about the new Resident Evil Dead :Fury Road film and it got sandbagged
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Man Screams Internally Meme
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Knew that those Brighton fans where right about the rape apologist all the way back during that second game, it’s a shame some people just bury their heads in the sand because the club splashed more cash than usual
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Damn, PlayStation fanboys actually turned on Kojima overnight, to the surprise of no one
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hooray, less games on your next gen platform and a very anticipated one at that. Of course fanboys on the most amazing PS5 subreddit are actively cheering this because “Kojima bad” and sucking Sony dick good
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
AXS is just as shitty as ticketmaster, both can get fucked
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
An amazing week for gaming discourse 🙄
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Always thought Aegon’s Conquest was a bit boring for a film or series tbh, would’ve preferred a Robert’s rebellion film or something post Summerhall but I can’t wait to complain about Ice & Fire in fake IMAX
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I understand that the covenant isn’t really that fond of the 117 man but to call him a cunt in the middle of a firefight is a bit much
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Got that woke bisexual lighting game on the DigitalOnlyStation. If two major Xbox IP’s hadn’t already been released on PS this would actually feel like a momentous occasion, instead I just feels like every other release. At least it’s back to basics and free of that halo 4 & 5 fake setup shite
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Congrats to Pedro Porro and only Pedro Porro, the rest can get fucked
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lol, the final few scenes of the odyssey are pretty much recycled bits from certain other Nolan films and also entirely new non book/poem stuff and it fucking works, I was actually shocked that he went for that for a story that’s been told so many times and made it work like it did
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A medal and they don’t have to deal with the dirty horrible narcissistic child rapist, decent finish for England and hopefully a shot in the arm going into that other uefa thing and more importantly the tournament on home soil
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This fucking guy tanked a semi final by sitting back and then has the subs go all out against the pre tournament favourites after the fact. If it was a one off bad game then fair enough
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Finally checking out that Odyssey adaptation that’s shot on fancy cameras that everyone’s been yapping about. Feels a bit familiar
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 16/07/2026
The Argentinian player that scored the 1st goal against England, is the same one that uploaded a social media video of himself singing racist and transphobic songs about Black French players. The transphobia was included to insult Kylian Mbappé, and to isolate trans people from public life.
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Evil Dead Burn (2026)
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Had to give Jurassic park a pause because I’m actively sobbing whilst watching it. I fucking love Sam Neill
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I fucking love physical media
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Another summer and another senior England team reaching another major tournament semi final. There’s a chance that we can have six summer finals in a row between the lads and lionesses
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Djed Spence, immense yet again
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Djed Spence Greets Tottenham Fans
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Incredible final, especially after last years double bagel
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Evil dead burn? More like evil dead it’s too fucking hot to even think about going out in this shit despite how much I’d love to be in air conditioned cinema right now
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There’s not even a conspiracy when the corruption is slapping you in the face, fifa are a disgrace and Egypt deserve a quarter final game
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Emma D’Arcy having an incredible string of episodes to the surprise of no one. So damn talented
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Jordan Henderson getting himself booked and injured without playing is pretty much sums up his call up. Could’ve gave MGW a ring instead but that would’ve been too hard
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Second summer in a row that England senior teams flirt with disaster before reaching the quarterfinals of a major tournament. 10 players embodying the mighty Lucy Bronze wasn’t on my bingo card this morning tbh
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Michael Oliver having yet another stinker, point being proven yet again
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Fifa doing everything they can to screw teams over and rig games so that the vegas rapist can get another 90 minutes of dogshit selfish football, I’m sure him being buddy buddy with Donny diddler is just a coincidence
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What the actual fuck? An extra £160 for the UK release, are WB out of their fucking minds?
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ok, maybe they’re actually serious for a change
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
England at the azteca ain’t gonna be pretty
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Konsa and losing his man, a tale as old as time
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We know full well the PS6 will be a £1000 entry fee into a digital only eco system,no alternative ways to purchase anything like a GOG or keysite alternative and there’ll be a constant threat that things in your library could be removed for good at any moment.You will own nothing and you’ll like it
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Congrats to HBO for finally finishing HotD season 2, it only took two years and the removal of Nettles and the fishfeed which is really don’t care about but will continue to bitch about anyways for funsies
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Arry Kane breaking the England WC record right in front of the classic cock crest, was meant to be
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 24/06/2026
Morning x
Djed Spence refusing to shake the hand of Thomas Partey
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Djed Spence, what a legend
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
8 in the morning and it’s already climbing to 24 degrees. We’re beyond fucked
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ego death of my spine because it’s absolutely fucking dead after that
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Jace’ted potential
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
No Nettles, no baby Aegon, no baby Viserys and no dragonseed riders at the battle of the gullet eh? Still pretty good so I can’t be arsed to bitch about it, but damn did they mess up that Jace plot but cutting 99.9% of it. Welcome back HotD but you kinda made me miss Dunk & Egg more though
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Michael Oliver cementing himself as the worst official at the tournament? I’m so shocked
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
England actually being allowed to attack and not sit back when they have the lead could be a game changer if Konsa and Stones get dropped
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Ash @nokneecartilage.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Konsa having a horrendous game, I’m so shocked that a bad call up was ball watching and going late on two goals. Shocked
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