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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
parents carry two worlds at once. Leading at work. Leading at home. Today’s piece is a tribute to everyone raising a family while holding up everything else. You deserve more credit than you ever get. open.substack.com/pub/dareayan...
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The Quiet Strength of Parents Who Lead
There is a certain kind of parent who deserves more recognition than they ever get.
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Government shutdowns are often treated like political drama, but they have real effects on the businesses that sell to the federal government. New contracts freeze. Existing work stalls. Invoices get delayed. Small vendors feel it first. 🔗 Read here: open.substack.com/pub/dareayan...
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When the Government Shuts Down: What Really Happens to Federal Contracting
When people hear “government shutdown,” they often imagine Washington coming to a full stop.
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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The very first message from a candidate shouldn’t be asking for money. It should be asking what we need from you
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 29/07/2025
Do you ever just get sad about how many people have fully embraced anti-intellectualism?
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Talking into the void … @kbellathedon.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Mixed with ketchup
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Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp @thebestatty.blacksky.app · 23/05/2025
It’s “snitching” to report that someone literally planted an explosive in your car?????????? The plot been lost fr bc HOW?????????
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
🍃🍃🍃🍃
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Happy Birthday🤗🥰
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
5ive
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Meg Stallion
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Good morning ☀️😃🌞
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Some bbl surgeons should get arrested and sent to El Salvador
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Madeadeleine 💀 @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I mean this sincerely: if you're incapable of seeing a marble boob in a 500 year old sculpture without freaking the fuck out then you are fundamentally incapable of functioning in the world and should be put in a facility.
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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 27/04/2025
Good morning
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Kimora is across the skeet!! @fukinlouzer.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Sinners most definitely lived up to the hype. I see why people are running to do multiple watches. Take yall asses to the movies and do yourselves a favor.
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
#sinners 10/10
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
This NFL draft is why I can’t take black folks that criticized LBJ over bronny’s draft seriously. Meritocracy don’t mean the same us
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Whew 😂😂
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Bria LaVorgna @chaosbria.com · 24/04/2025
Friendly reminder to support your local independent bookstore this weekend! A slightly less friendly reminder to just not buy books from Am*zon at all.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
One of the most shocking things I have read for a while: t.co/lg46ijHLDF
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
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mariewalsh18.bsky.social @mariewalsh18.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This is goals
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Jose Pagliery @josepagliery.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
"We cannot give everyone a trial," says the president of these United States.
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
You're welcome
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This man doing Bulgarian splits with 235😳😳😳
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Oh you rich rich
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Great shot
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Cut Her Off
K CAMP, 2 Chainz · In Due Time · Song · 2014
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
You hungry?
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MJTVGirl 💙💙💙 @mjtvgirl.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Portland, Maine reporting in!
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 20/04/2025
Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?" Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
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Been Grimm @thefrescosensei.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Damn Thong Song might be the greatest song of all time?!
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I live for organized chaos
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Oh you’re good. I have always loved vampires cue Trueblood 🤣🤣🤣
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
This should be an industry standard but those execs are leaches
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Tae 🌊 @taewop.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
When my friends accomplish shit, it really brings me real deal joy
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Get it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
theonion.com/show-me-wher...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/04/2025
Dear senators who think you can’t do anything, Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT. ~ All of Us
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Looking for one in Dallas myself
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UrbanOracle♍️ 🦍 @noirgent.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Sinner’s looks a great movie. Gotta see it this weekend
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