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I totally spilled Strawberry Sour Patch Kids sugar all over the floor so, sorry you need to clean at 1am, Carmen (I’m not sorry - this is your only job)

A Roborock vac/mop cleans a living room area

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This picture is only for @drumrollplease.bsky.social It’s not my cocktail

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I opened up my work laptop tonight. Don’t worry, it is closed now. Back to just “vacation”

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One more aviation left to pour so need to figure out my next cocktail. I’ve decided on a liquid dinner to finish off my night instead of what I really wanted for my birthday dinner. Suggestions on what to drink next?

Picture of a man with an empty coupe with only a luxardo cherry. It is in black and white

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Well my birthday and night has now been ruined. I guess I should’ve expected nothing less

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There were a lot of people who liked a similar recent post, so sharing this one for everyone to see. Again, back from when I was 44 lol…another gift from me to all you ☺️. Enjoy!

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Next crop of plantains incoming!!

A plantain tree just showing its leaves and the next batch of plantains growing bigger

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If the Roku crashes, is that a sign I should get off my ass and do something else?

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Nap time. Come lay on top of me and be my weighted blanket

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My birthday and #humpday all in one? Well I’m gonna reheat my own nachos on one pic but the other pic is a previously unreleased (to the public) pic. Here’s my gift to all you beautiful people from back when I was 44 ;)

A man’s butt in white briefs with blue trim. The waistband says property of England. He is slightly raising his green shirt.

A 44 year old man wears white aussiebum briefs with blue trim that say “Property of England” on the waistband. He is raising his green shirt slightly

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So this is 45! Good morning everyone. It all started with the neighbors coming over last night after midnight singing feliz cumpleaños (happy birthday) 🥺🥰

A man who turned 45 today sits on a yellow couch and smirks. He is shirtless

Two little cupcakes with a candle in each sit on a counter in front of a rum old fashioned.

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Good night bluesky, especially all my hot, smart, sexy, caring, funny, sweet, amazing, beautiful bloomfs 😘😘

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I love getting my first happy birthday from my Australian bestie every year 🥰🥰

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Like, what does one have to do to be stalked around here?

A man looking at you while he asks the question in his post. His hand is behind his head and his elbow rests outside of the photo on a wall. He is wearing an olive tank

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pikito pikito (Yes, more songs/lyrics but also who’s gonna?)

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Giving Carly Rae Jepsen a listen: Now

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I’ve decided I will be productive today. After I shake up my espresso martini (couldn’t let the last 2.5 oz of coffee go to waste, could I?)

A Lego box with the Philadelphia Love and a man resting his head on his hand on the box

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I bet you wouldn’t have guessed my hand was in my pants for this pic. But also good morning from my arthritis flaring up on my last day of being 44.

A selfie of a 44 year old man who is dealing with arthritic fingers, wrists and knees

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This Lego set is so cute, guys!!

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A Puerto Rican take on a Ti’ Punch - instead of rhum agricol, coconut pitorro! HT to @mlavallee.bsky.social for the suggestion!

A drink in a rocks glass with a single ice cube

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Hi chickidee, chickie, chicken, etc.

Chicken on a pan after coming out of the oven

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My little purchase from yesterday has just arrived!! I’m gonna be building these today and I’M SO EXCITED!!

Two Lego sets - Philadelphia LOVE and water lilies botanicals.

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You all are not disrespecting me enough (but do it respectfully, pls)

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UK bloomfs, this is for you!! I’ll be in the UK mid Nov. Staying in Manchester/Chorley area with a friend but going to Cardiff for 2 nights on my own. 1) thinking of staying at the Marriott in Cardiff, so any recommendations on where to eat, drink, what to see, etc.? 2) I’m game for meeting up!

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Is this the beginning of the end for me? I *just* thought of something I wanted to add to my drafts for a future post and I already forgot what it was.

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Bed time but here’s a quick video of my curls just doing what they want and I wouldn’t want it any other way. Just need one of you running your fingers through it

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Supposed to leave in 5 min. Neighbor calls and asks if I want to wait until 11. Girl, I am in my 40s!

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I may not be your kind But I could be your late night company

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Next cocktail? I missed lunch. Lol

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Based on advice and my own judgement I only ordered two - the Philly LOVE and water lilies sets.

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I worked on the patio and I’m all sweaty. What to do while I cool down and dry off under the fan

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Someone posted about Lego and now I’m in a rabbit hole seeing which ones I can get delivered today or tomorrow.

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Im going to be productive after I finish these four cocktails I’ve batched. I promise

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I have to wait like 5 min for Carmen to finish mopping the floor around me and for it to dry. I also want to make my cocktail as it is noon. Pray for me

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