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@mlavallee.bsky.social
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Mtl based. Books, Cocktails, traveling with my husband, proud of my record collection! Love a nice musical.🏳️‍🌈 Smugly Basic Disponible en français également.

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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your sons and daughters are
10000x safer with drag queens than frat boys btw
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 18h
The nine albums that made me in no particular order. Where are the pop divas apart from Madonna? They came in later in my life. This here was my everything as a teenager in the closet. I mean we can certainly say that Shirley, Dolores, Mylène and the one we don't speak of anymore are divas!
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 19h
Being an elementary school teacher also means playing janitor when one of these huge 3 liter water bottles decides to explode on the floor!
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is it still so dark outside! I am not ready for my scheduled seasonal depression :(
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Schitt's Creek: 'It's Very Dark'
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
About 10 years ago on our first trip to Europe together, Mike used a filter on his phone without knowing. It created monsters like the first pic. Real me on the same trip on the second one (I thought he was going to propose at that spot! Problem was.. ring was delayed in the mail 📬)
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey Mtl Gays ™️ see you at M Telus on May 29th for Carly :)
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Carly Rae Jepsen The Loneliest Time
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I did Locktober, nobody would see any difference! Not even my right hand hahahaha
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was so happy about the very low amount of emails from parents so far... Turns out the school board was sending them into the spam folder! Now they are angry hahahaha. Oups. Sorry not sorry :)
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First time at Costco since Mike got a membership 3 months ago... Timelapse
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th is Truth and Reconciliation day here in Canada. In order to remember the atrocities that were residential schools, thousands of students and teachers are wearing orange shirts. We are showing that every child matters! This new generation of students will have learned what happened.
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omg !!! Canada is back from this Bluesky outage! What's up people? Also realized I am now addicted to this app... need to be careful.
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If someone doesn't like my skeets
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Jimbo's Dramatic 'Whyyy?!' Moment
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tonight's recipe... Just realized it needs to roast for two hours! I will be so hungry and hangry by that time! Poor husband hahaha
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I flirt. I was always so so bad at it :(
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Spongebob's Surprised Stare
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only one staffroom in my school. One colleague is always so loud and negative! I left... Students eating in my class... Help! I want peace and quiet for a few minutes. I know understand Arnold in Kindergarten Cop so much :)
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Yelling "Shut Up"
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Monday wherever you are in the world :) Also this classroom needs a new globe!
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having a cocktail creation made by @noflexalllex.bsky.social and I. Also listening to Am I the Drama in his honor. Also Alex, How should we name our cocktail?
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Strawberry rhubarb jam time!!
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice little afternoon enjoying the st-Lawrence River, even some plane spotting and a nice mango beer 🍻
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cold brew, fire and Babou ❤️❤️❤️
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was going to buy tickets to Prozzak and Vengaboys in Ottawa they released some great tickets. Just realized husband is away :( Guess the bus will leave me at the stop...
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Vengaboys Vengabus Party Bus Ride
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also, I need this sweater and I need it now !
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Used the randomizer on Discog to decide for me what I should listen to. Ended up with this fantastic album! #NowSpinning #ThePostalService #GiveUp
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finished this puzzle! It was just the right level of difficulty. But why do people donate puzzles with missing pieces. Makes me sad 😭 there was 7 pieces missing. Off to the recycling bin it goes!
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just started Traitors New Blood. Joe and Victor can do all they want with my body!! Maybe even together 😜
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally out of bed.. made it to the couch :) forgot to wear anything else than my T-shirt oups ! Also, no plans at all for the weekend and that makes me quite happy. So many episodes of traitors to watch: US but mainly Canada with Karine and her dresses.
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drop something Musical . I adored the last song (Happy Ending) when I was a kid... Also Christopher Atkins. And they were surprised when I came out hahahqh
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yay ! Babou is back, fondue, Carmenere wine, Kylie and Robbie on the record player. Life is good! Have a nice rest of the day friends :)
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally received my new Miley album so... I got myself flowers :) I always put a blue mum in there since my dear George Michael the Cat was a blue point Siamese and it reminds me of him.
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tonight's recipe... I mean it already happened almost 9 years ago, but anyone else wants in ? Hahaha
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Speaking of signature memes/gifs ... What would you say yours is ?
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Hello Water
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oups! My desk is a mess already, send help 😭
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was so bored, i almost posted my bum in a cute jock... almost
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Opening all the windows in the bedroom so that it's cold and then I get to get warm under the blanket!
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Adorable Sleepy Cat Yawns Under Blanket
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Promised Mike I would finish this puzzle before he comes back from his work trip. I got lazy, now I need to finish tonight. Thank God #SophieEllis-Bexter is singing for me while I go back at it.
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
First field trip of the year, look how excited I am to watch ultimate frisbee all day in a muddy field !
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My little sweet balls before and after the oven. Anyone interested in them?? No... Oh well more for me
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tonight's cooking entertainment will be provided by the overwhelmingly talented Alanis.
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Scary elementary school teacher alert! Hahaha Who am I kidding none of them are scared of me and my teddy bear attitude. Have an amazing Tuesday, all of you... Yup even you ❤️
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh no!! The twinks next door with their window just in front of ours bought curtains! No more free shows.
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spending some time with this diva while I cook :)
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey Bluesky friends, I am looking to expand the amount of people I follow here. Who would be your favorite person here? If possible someone with a lower following level and someone that does interact. Merci 😊
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Husband is on the other side of the country, parents are traveling in France, brother is at a meeting in Madrid, also, my main bloomfs are posting less and less... I feel quite alone in Montreal right now.
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Monday Bluesky friends and strangers. Back to a normal week of teaching with nothing else planned. Husband is gone for the week, it will be a long one. Thankfully I know you will always keep me entertained 😊
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why is it so much easier for me to make new friends here and even meet them in person than to actually make friends in my hometown? I am so grateful for this community and meeting some of you cause you are awesome, but then you leave 😭
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What a great birthday week! first Melanie C, musical in Ottawa, trip to Toronto for Robyn and diner with the super nice @nickwrites.ca and @finallycanuck.ca. Took the train back to Mtl. Met the amazing @noflexalllex.bsky.social drank cocktails. And also played mini-golf with my nephew.
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Went to mini-golf with my nephew and my husband... I won of course!
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh no ! It's picture day! I forgot hahahaha. My eyes are red, and I look like a mess 😭
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is the face of someone who thought he was still young and drank too much on a Thursday night... It will be an interesting teaching day today.
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Ze guy @mlavallee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Amazing evening at my favorite cocktail bar with my Babou and @noflexalllex.bsky.social Also featured the burlesque performer we saw tonight :)
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