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charcuterie 🌻

@noferq.bsky.social
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temporarily embarrassed female comedy writer with an underwhelming 2000s debut followed by a smattering of tv work before quitting to raise my beautiful nonbinary son

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 19h
audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard
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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
kyaaaaaaa~! you pervert!
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
we lowkey need a david zazlav for writers so that some of these indie animated projects can have listenable dialogue
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one of the more useful things from "woke 1" was the idea that we shouldn't center a discussion of feminist theory around the feelings of men. this doesn't mean literal misandry, but it does mean allowing men to be uncomfortable and not letting them clog up feminism w/ concern trolling.
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
honestly it shouldn't be surprising that like 60% of zoomer girls are radfem adjacent given, like
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thoughts about a story i really know better than to discourse about- 1. i think a lot of young progressive types (like me + my peers) learned about "accountability"/social policing through campaigns built around a major power disparity. women coming out against powerful men, deplatforming bigots etc
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ok seriously what's up with the hitler lesbians on the everything app
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you get to hour 10 on set and you understand why those guys were doing coke constantly
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
whenever i hear a cigarettes after sex song i experience a rough emotional approximation of a conservative witnessing drag queen story hour
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i love when my gf says piano practice in response to unrelated things
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nintendo direct announcer guy orders lunch
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
so cool that the us postal service website just proudly lists incorrect hours and no one's bothered to change it. glad that funding is going to something important like my friend's incel brother arresting foreign exchange students
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
youtu.be/SixsaGWC2Io?...
youtu.be
[HD] Heath Ledger - Can't take my eyes off you
YouTube video by Agelbroth
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
girl detective
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
remember when a sexy octopus lady uses a solid snake mask to kill a bunch of soldiers and is all like "remember this face 😈" and then it never comes up again. everyone you meet is like "what a nice old man 🙂"
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
hearing reports that you can make the girl fat in gta6. western game developers spending hundreds of millions of dollars and 10 years of work just to get scooped by a gacha game by two months. you hate to see it
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it rocks that mgs4 was locked to an impossible to emulate console for so long that it's essentially releasing as a new game in 2026. it's like if you gaslit an entire generation into preordering tickets to midnight showings of alien: resurrection
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
why do i have to "do work". i already showed up to the bad vibes place and turned on the computer. i literally exchanged small talk with my boss. just pay me for existing
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˗ˏˋ ⭐Toffe⭐ ´ˎ˗ @imtoffe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Little too much of the bubbly🥴
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ND Stevenson @gingerhaze.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Now if it gets too real, you can always turn it off”
Hannah Einbender as Kris from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma runs from a scaaaaaary monster
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
getting clocked in public will have gals complimenting anything "i like your glasses frames" ok babe
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i need to dress cuntier
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
straight women are so goddamn gay posted from Bluesky for 2007 Toyota Camry®
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
2 hours at work char - maybe this year I finally get into vonnegut *places 19 holds at the library* 1 hour at home char - i haven't played slay the spire in 12 hours and I'm going to kill myself if that doesn't change
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My little joke made me wanna do a full rewatch and indeed a bit of fan art why not who's it hurtin'
A poster that reads: Brock Samson in "THE SPY WHO TEASED ME"

It depicts the morose face of Brock Samson over which towers a portrait of Molotov Cocktease. In the foreground, Brock's Dodge Charger is running over a person while taking fire.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Sheep by Jacques Hnizdovsky, 1961
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
best era in american history to have ocd. there's glass and salmonella in everything, we're making tremendous leaps in 24/7 surveillance tech, you're constantly bombarded with procedurally generated information, and the federal gvmt and it's well funded secret police are 85% sex offenders by volume
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
FINALLY
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Disc-Connected: Your trusted news source in physical media @disc-connected.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
***ANNOUNCEMENT*** Coming on November 10th on #4K and Blu-ray in the US from @criterion.bsky.social: #MarieAntoinette (2006)! Sofia Coppola brings a candy-colored palette, a dreamy synth-pop soundtrack, and Converse high-tops to eighteenth-century Versailles for this exuberantly subversive,
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm functionally a lesbian but when i see matt damon and ben affleck together I'm a homosexual trans man
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i hate being the oldest woman alive
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
awesome how chatgpt is now just something your boss can kinda wave at to ask why something's taking a normal amount of time. fully hallucinated productivity gains offloaded onto your employees actually doing the thing
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
utah trannies LOVE getting engaged in their early 20s
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
they shot me with gosh dang lasers
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
laser targeted endorsement for the charlottes among us
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"lesbian" is mostly a mindset
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hate when you google if someone's a lesbian and the first result is "No. She's bisexual and..." like bitch that counts
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
metal gear solid for the playstation 1 is clunky bullshit that doesn't respect your time, has dated writing and the least believable heterosexual romance ever, and is probably the best video game of all time
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
we desperately need a healthier animation industry so that we don't have every goddamn storyboard artist alive working on rick and morty
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
highkey hate how that old person thing where they feel compelled to describe the race of everyone in a story carries over into their writing. proofreading a script right now that describes the ethnic background of a room full of extras for literally no reason
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
making a chubby bisexual laugh so hard it feels like you're cheating on your girlfriend
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
he loved milk that makes you shit, a brand of soap, and building legos. he died to make your gasoline more expensive
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
tom holland truly the worst to every do it
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the best thing a game can be called is slay the [blank] we're 3 for 3 on perfect video games
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
my boss "had chatgpt do a copyedit" on a book that our graphic designer was in the final stages on. it was your text! you could've gotten notes before hiring people! if you were gonna throw an llm at it you could have done this literally any time in the last two months!
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
more of you bitches need to watch phantom of the paradise
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
rocks that my screenwriting software's entire social media presence is complaining about ai on bluesky. like that's a guy who unironically understands the priorities of his target audience
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Mia the Animatrix @miczic15.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Snailien tries out clothes
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charcuterie 🌻 @noferq.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
they call her "leaves purse at work charlotte," for reasons we aren't yet able to comprehend
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