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Noelle Aspnes

@noelleaspnes.bsky.social
5.1K followers 6K following 24 posts

I'm here for some camaraderie (had to leave X for something approximating sanity), but mostly memes and puppy pictures. Where are all my GenX people?!?!

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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burnt undertones @burntundertones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Baby boy…
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😂🔥😂
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Noelle Aspnes @noelleaspnes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Go to the police. Juveniles can be charged with assault. Gather witness accounts, especially about the bragging part. At the very least, talk to an attorney about suing. You should be compensated for any medical costs, along with pain and suffering. Many people don't learn without consequences.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Tony Lastname @rivernewstc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😎🪴🌵 sick daze
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Call your dog: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It amazes me....
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SXRATCH @sxratch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
THIS is sweet!! 🥳🥳🥳
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That's HILARIOUS. And I totally know that scene from The Sopranos. It's my favorite TV show of all-time.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Noelle Aspnes @noelleaspnes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh Canada. We're so sorry.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Where in the fuck is Mitch at?🙄
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🎯🎯🎯No mincing words or trying to step lightly around the issue.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A white marquee sign with black changeable letters mounted on green posts outdoors in front of a building and foliage.

"NEXT TIME YOU'RE AFRAID TO SHARE IDEAS REMEMBER SOMEONE ONCE SAID IN A MEETING LETS MAKE A FILM WITH A TORNADO FULL OF SHARKS"
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davidc1935.bsky.social @davidc1935.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well, it IS International Dog Day...
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laurentfranckx.bsky.social @laurentfranckx.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Noelle Aspnes @noelleaspnes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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MFCarter @mfcarter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sequoia National Park in California
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Negotiations Continue To learn more about the creative process and philosophical thinking behind my work, and to see behind-the scenese sketches and videos, subscribe to my Substack newsletter: nickanderson.substack.com For @contrariannews.org
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Helen @helenmaryme.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Mama shows babies that the dog is nothing to fear. 😍🥹🐾
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#jokesters I’ve gotten my Covid booster every year like clockwork, but I only have 4G shooting out of my nipples. I was promised 5G. Thanks, Fauci 🙄
A woman in a shiny silver outfit with big blonde hair shoots beams of light from her nipples. The setting is retro and sci-fi-themed, with the word Me in the top left corner.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
😕🇺🇸
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Doggie paddle
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Apple got a $2.2 billion tariff refund check. Amazon got $600 million.: Walmart got $10 Billion. So basically they got to raise all the prices then cash in?
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South Carolina Department of Propaganda @southcarolinadop.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
For the enlightenment of the 💩🤡s going after Fauci:
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Noelle Aspnes @noelleaspnes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The matching outfits! <3
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Do you want to hold the baby?" Oh...ummm...no thank you? "She's a Golden Retriever." Yes, I will hold the baby.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/07/2026
This is Pearl. She's very excited you're home, and can only properly express her enthusiasm through jazz hands. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: ohpearlitsliza)
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Happy doggo enjoying summer: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/06/2026
This is Penny. She came up with her own trick. Really hopes you like it, and will repeat it as many times as necessary until you acknowledge that you do. 14/10 (IG: pennycorgipoo)
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Cartoon by @jamesdfmellor.bsky.social
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This cartoon is a beauty. Art: @danboriscreates.bsky.social (USA)
Obama, one hand in his pocket, another holding his belly while he laughs and says "Memorandum of Understanding"
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just 2 guys selling Tequila at Costco — Hawthorne, CA.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 17/06/2026
This is Beau. He's got a date tonight. Put on his best and only bowtie. Needs you to straighten it for him, if you don't mind. 12/10 (IG: usandourgoldens)
a photo of Beau, a fluffy golden retriever puppy, sitting on a hardwood floor wearing a navy blue bow tie. the cream-colored puppy tilts his head slightly toward the camera with a sweet, curious expression, looking dressed up for a special occasion.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A pet dog just adopted from a shelter reacting to being kissed.❤️
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Joe Rogan is what'd happen if Sylvester Stallone and Elmer Fudd got into a transporter accident.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/06/2026
This dog just got a little brother two weeks ago, and he's already exhausted. 12/10 for both (u/ThinkingBud)
a chocolate lab on a couch rests his head on a pillow. his yellow eyes are droopy. the poor guy is capital T tired. the reason for his exhaustion sits right next to him: a yellow lab puppy with his mouth wide open as if he's telling a long story using run-on sentences. his head is blurry, presumably because he can't sit still.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dog: “c’mon kid, throw it.”
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Heart-Melting Post of the Day: ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
💖 earth angels are real 💖 💖💖💖💛💚💜🧡💖💖💖
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